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In less than 100 days into the administration, the joke is on America.If it weren’t for the fact that our children and grand children will have to eat the punchline for the next few decades this Top 10 Obama-Biden Gaffe List would be comedy gold.Here’s number 7 on the list:The letter to the Iranian regime might be the first comedy gaffe for the next Top 10 list.The mullahs thought it was a side splitter, anyway.

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Turkey’s President Abdullah Gul met at the regional ECO Conference this week.

It’s not so funny now, huh?Shoe-Chuker Al-Zeidi gets three years for assaulting Bush.Muntadhar al-Zeidi detested the US and planned the attack on President Bush for months.The Iranian regime supporting Sadrist Muntadhar al-Zeidi was sentenced to 3 years in prison today.The AP reported:The Iraqi journalist who threw shoes at then-President George W.

Obama believes there is evil in this world.It just doesn’t exist outside of the US.Obama believes the true evil is here at home and broadcasts on talk radio.The mullahs and murderous regime leaders in Syria, Iran and Cuba…

UPDATE: This looks like a photo from that same protest in Urmia:Urmia is an Iranian city populated predominantly by ethnic Azerbaijanis.The regime in Iran supported a “shoe-chucking” infitada back in December after Far Left hero Muntadar al-Zeidi, a supporter of Muqtada al-Sadr, threw his shoes at President Bush.The regime even held shoe-chucking protests to rouse interest in the sport.Today they got their wish.This comes via Legal Insurrection:The Guardian is reporting that a protestor threw his shoe at Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad during a visit to the north-western Iranian city of Urumiye:An Iranian website, Urumiye News, reported that a shoe was hurled at the president as his convoy drove through a central square.

Saudi Arabia’s foreign affairs minister urged Arabs today stand up against the Iranian regime’s ambitions in the region.The Daily Times reported:Saudi Arabia’s minister of foreign affairs urged Arabs on Tuesday to stand up to Persian Iran’s ambitions in the region, including its nuclear programme.Prince Saud Al-Faisal told a meeting of Arab foreign ministers that non-Arab countries should not interfere in Iraq, Lebanon and the Palestinian territories – all places where Iran had been accused of supporting militants.

The brave Iranian students held a massive rally this week in Tehran.The students were shouting, “Death to the Taliban in Kabul and Tehran!” at the protest:Iranian human rights activist Banafsheh Zand-Bonazzi sent the video.Autnews has more on the protest (in Farsi).

The hardliners have already attacked him in public with sticks.The former Iranian president was attacked by an angry mob of hardliners with sticks at a public ceremony last week after he announced his candidacy.

No longer will the Great Satan peddle influence over the good Iranian people with its full-flavored tobacco:(ISNA)(ISNA)(ISNA)Got a match?(ISNA)Hat Tip Anne

Iranian student activist and dissident Ahmad Betebi was sentenced to death and severely tortured for years in the notorious Evin Prison in Iran.

The Iranian regime celebrated its 30 Year Anniversary today.At the ceremony in Tehran an angry mob of hardliners attacked former President Khatami with sticks.The Baran Organization said Khatami’s bodyguards had to “take him to a building to protect him because of the presence of a large crowd”.(Baran Org)Khatami announced this past week that he would run again for president against Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.The Times Online reported, via LGF:Iran’s former president was set upon by an angry stick-wielding mob today amid celebrations of the 30th anniversary of the Islamic Revolution on the streets of Tehran.

Hope and Change…

They will receive 124 lashes for “propaganda against the regime.”4 Iranian bloggers will receive a total of 124 lashes and 8 and a half years in jail for “spreading lies” and “propaganda against the regime” among other charges.Rooz Online reported:A criminal court in Tehran sentenced 4 bloggers to a total of 8.5 years of prison terms ‎and 124 lashes.

Love is in the air.Mahmoud finds love in Tehran today.

Hamas sees Change ahead.Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal spoke to the Iranian Parliament today.(ISNA)Hamas terror leader Khaled Meshaal says that Hamas is stronger after the 22 Day War.(He says that from Tehran, of course.)Meshaal also sees a likely friend in Team Obama.

(ISNA)The Iranian regime announced it launched its first homemade satellite into orbit today.FOX News reported:Iran has successfully sent its first domestically made satellite into orbit, state radio reported Tuesday, another development in the country’s ambitious space program that has worried many international observers.The satellite called Omid, or hope in Farsi, was launched late Monday after President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad gave the order to proceed, according to the radio report.

UPDATE: Shabnameh.org has this message for Team Obama:What Obama will, eventually, learn about his foreign policy!…

Samir Kuntar, famous for crushing the skull of a 4 year-old Israeli girl, was honored by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today in Tehran.Kuntar was released from prison earlier this year in exchange for the remains of two kidnapped and murdered Israeli soldiers.Kuntar holds his trophy next to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad at the ceremony today.

Samir Kuntar, famous for crushing the skull of a 4 year-old Israeli girl, was honored by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad today in Tehran.Kuntar was released from prison earlier this year in exchange for the remains of two kidnapped and murdered Israeli soldiers.Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, left, honors Lebanese Samir Kantar, in Tehran, Iran, Thursday, Jan.

Former Bolivian Congressman, political dissident and friend, Jose Brechner, sent this analysis on the latest radical developments in Bolivia.

Hurray!

Let’s see.

Maybe he’ll wipe himself off the map first.Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has repeatedly threatened to wipe Israel off the map.

Obama announced at the CNN YouTube debate last year that he would be willing to meet with the world’s worst dictators including the Iranian regime in his first year in office without preconditions.Here’s the video:Barack Obama stuck with this precarious position throughout the campaign.It came up several times and both Senator Clinton and Senator McCain attacked him for wanting to sit down with Ahmadinejad without preconditions.Former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger said he did not agree with Barack Obama that the President of the United States should meet with Iranian leaders without preconditions.Today, U.N.

Iranian hardliner students rally in Tehran this week.

The Iranian regime was all fired up to see Obama Inaugurated today.No, that’s not Obama’s pal Bill Ayers in the photo.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE…Iranian hardliners threaten Arab Leaders with death over Gaza today.The hardliners hung effigies of the Saudi King, Jordan King, Egyptian President Mubarack and Turkey’s president.

This is serious.Tunisian Barbie in a hijab.The religious leader of Qom banned Barbie dolls this week due to her Zionist roots.IRNA reported:Religious leader in holy Qom Ayatollah Naser Makarem Shirazi said on Sunday that trading and keeping of Israeli-made goods including the Barbie dolls, are forbidden.

So Hot– Top Mullah is busted on camera with a hooker in Iran.Totally Hot Iranian Cleric Porn.The Daily Beast reported:A hidden camera catches an Iranian cleric committing adultery, and the video rockets around the blogosphere, where a new generation can finally skirt state censorship.A video scandal has hit the Iranian Internet scene.

What a shock!

Thugs.Planning their next killing spree in Syria.

An Afghani man managed to dig himself out of a ditch before he was stoned to death in Iran last week.Iranian Rooz Online reported:Three men were officially stoned in the city of Mashhad in Eastern Iran on Thursday, one ‎of whom survived the ordeal.‎An informed source in Mashhad told RoozOnline that three were stoned in the Behesht ‎Zahra cemetery in Mashhad.

Iranian Romper Room Kaboom–The regime in Iran is using the current conflict in Gaza to teach children about the magnificence of martyrdom.MEMRI TV reported:Aired on Channel 1 (Iran) – December 29, 2008 – 00:03:53 : Iranian Toddlers Are Taught about Martyrdom and the Hatred of Zionists against the Backdrop of the Gaza FightingMEMRI has the transcript of the twisted brainwashing:TV host: “Tell me, children, you are all wearing kaffiyeh scarves.

Mahmoud preaches the Old Testament.Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said if Moses were alive today he would punish the Zionists who are worse than the pharaoh.Iranian Fars News reported:Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said the Israeli attacks on the Gaza Strip are proof that Zionists are not true followers of Moses.

The regime in Iran holds another disgusting children’s rally.The Iranian children carried in the coffin at the rally today.

Iranian hardliners threatened EGYPT today!The hardliners gave Egypt 48 hours to condemn the Israeli attacks in Gaza.Iranian students stage a protest rally in front of Egypt’s interests section office in Tehran to condemn Cairo’s pro-Israeli policy on Gaza.

The regime even has an online signup page for would-be suicide bombers:A copy of the suicide signup form was posted at Iran Press News.Hat Tip BanafshehHardliner Iranian students are reportedly begging the regime to go explode themselvesin Israel.The AP reported:Hard-line Iranian student groups have asked the government to authorize volunteers to go carry out suicide bombings in Israel in response to the Israeli assault on the Gaza Strip.The government of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had not responded to the call by Wednesday.

British Embassy Firebombed In Tehran–Iranian students storm the British Embassy.Iranian anti-riot policemen stand guard outside the British embassy in northern Tehran as a petrol bomb explodes during a protest gathering to condemn the Israeli attacks on Gaza, December 30, 2008.

The Hardliners protested at the Saudi embassy yesterday:Iranian students protested outside the Jordanian Embassy and staged a demonstration in front of Egyptian interests section in Tehran.

Mahmoud is now a believer.(Iran Press News)Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad finally believes in the Holocaust.And, he says it’s happening in Gaza right now.IRNA reported:President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a message addressed to world nations on Tuesday condemned the atrocities of the Zionist regime and its supporters in Gaza Strip.

The regime in Iran held a Bush shoe protest today.(ISNA)The Iranian regime-run television reported on another series of shoe throwing contests organized by the Mohammad Rassoolollah Brigade.

The Iranian regime on Friday threatened the Arab States not to interfere with Iran’s nuclear case.Fars News reported:TEHRAN (FNA)- Iranian Parliament Speaker Ali Larijani here on Friday called on Arab states not to interfere in Iran’s nuclear case.

The regime in Iran held a “shoe” rally outside the US Embassy today.

Unreal!…

These three stooges would be arrested on sight in Iran if they went out in public with their hair uncovered or if they went walking around in shorts.But, they could care less how the women in Iran are really treated.

Well, shocker of all shockers…The AP lied– Muntader al-Zaidi *loves* Iran.The Associated Press “completely lied” in its report on Muntader.The shoe-chucker’s family spoke to the Iranian press and announced that Muntador is very much a supporter of the radical regime in Tehran.Iranian Fars News reported:TEHRAN (FNA)- Iraqi television reporter Muntader al-Zaidi who threw his shoes at the US president does not “hate” Iran, his brother Uday said, dismissing earlier reports by the Associated Press alleging the opposite.

Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati (IRNA)A leading Iranian ayatollah announced at Friday prayers that the regime was supporting the “shoe intifada” that took place in Iraq last week.Judeopundit and Iranian Republic News Agency reported:Substitute Friday prayers leader of Tehran Ayatollah Ahmad Jannati here Friday hailed Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi’s recent shoe-tossing at the US President George W.

Culture of Child Martyrdom in Iran: Schoolchildren Vow to Commit Suicide Operations.Iranian children participate in a city race on the 13th of Aban (November 3).The race is held on this day to honor the memory of Hossain Fahmideh who strapped a grenade pack on his back and blew himself up under a tank.

The Iranian VP said this week that the destruction of Israel ought to be a global cause.Iranian Fars News reported:Iran’s Vice-President Rahim Mashaie said Tuesday that Zionism’s annihilation should turn into a global cause and demand.

It was a spiritual experience.(Fars)The official Iranian news service was excited to report on the Muslim chanting in the Desert of Arafat.Fars News reported:Disavowal of Pagans ritual started in the sacred desert of Arafat on Sunday attended by a huge group of Iranian pilgrims as well as pilgrims from other countries.

Iranian Ayatollah Mohammadi Reyshahri led pilgrims at the Haj in chants against America and Israel today.The Daily Mail reported:The pilgrims will later move under the night sky to Muzdalifa to collect pebbles to stone a set of walls symbolising the devil.Despite a ban on political activities at haj, a senior Iranian cleric gave a speech at Arafat to a group of pilgrims, who chanted “Death to America” and “Death to Israel”, Iran’s state television showed.Ayatollah Mohammad Mohammadi Reyshahri, head of Iran’s haj mission, told the pilgrims some Muslims had despaired “in the face of Western civilization’s onslaught” but that today there was a “resurgence of Islam”.

Iranian students in Tehran carry signs reading “We want democracy!” (ISNA)More than 5,000 students marched chanting “Down with dictator”, “Imprisoned students released NOW, we are men and women of struggle, so lets struggle to the end”,” Freedom, Freedom is our right”,”Tank,grenades and the Bassidge forces have no effects any more”.

Not everyone is happy with Mahmoud.Leading Iranian clerics are upset with the Ahmadinejad Administration.

Hezbollah supporter, Saddam Hussein supporter, terrorist friend, Taliban supporter and Barack Obama supporter (of course), pussy George Galloway will begin working for the Iranian regime’s Press TV news service.Pickled Politics reported:Press TV, a 24-hour English language news channel, is set to give British viewers a genuine alternative to the western establishment consensus when it launches on Sky on December 1.

Who knows?

UPDATE: Founding s has a video interview with Hoder Derakhshan.Hossein Derakhshan, or Hoder, is sometimes called the “Blogfather of Iran” and is responsible for being the brains behind the thousands of blogs in Iran.