Brits Bash Biden: “So Senile He Probably Won’t Remember What We Tell Him Anyway”

Joe Biden’s first trip abroad is turning into an utter disaster as the senile sock puppet offends our closest allies and endangers the peace process in Northern Ireland with his incompetent dementia, as the Daily Mail reports: Senior Brexiteers blasted Joe Biden today for failing to side with Britain in its ‘sausage war’ trade row with the EU over Northern Ireland, with one astonishingly branding the US president ‘senile’.  They reacted furiously after the new American leader issued a stern rebuke to Boris Johnson for ‘inflaming tensions’ in Northern Ireland and threatening the peace process.  The US President used his diplomats to express ‘great concern’ over the conflict centred on post-Brexit trade rules agree last year by both sides, which the UK is now seeking to change.  The United States ‘strongly urged’ Britain to ‘stay cool’ and reach an agreement, even if that meant making ‘unpopular compromises’.  The rebuke came as crunch talks between Britain and Brussels over sausage imports failed to make a breakthrough.