Yuk-Yuk… Obama Cracks Gas Jokes: “There’s a Few Places We’re Not Drilling… The National Mall… At Your House” (Video)

So sad.
Barack plays comedian and cracks jokes about gas prices. He told an audience today that there’s “a few places” we’re not drilling… the National Mall… at your house.”
HapBlog reported:

And, we’re not drilling in ponds. We’re using the scum for oil.

Of course, like most everything Obama says, a quick Google search paints a totally different picture of the truth.
Investor’s reported:

Obama has chosen almost always to limit production. He canceled leases on federal lands in Utah, suspended them in Montana, delayed them in Colorado and Utah, and canceled lease sales off the Virginia coast.

His administration also has been slow-walking permits in the Gulf of Mexico, approving far fewer while stretching out review times, according to the Greater New Orleans Gulf Permit Index. The Energy Dept. says Gulf oil output will be down 17% by the end of 2013, compared with the start of 2011. Swift Energy President Bruce Vincent is right to say Obama has “done nothing but restrict access and delay permitting.”

“The U.S. consumes more than a fifth of the world’s oil. But we only have 2% of the world’s oil reserves.”

And just two days ago Democrats blocked ANWR and the Keystone Pipeline.

If Obama really wanted laughs with his leftist audience he stick with the c-nt jokes.

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  • FurryGuy

    Barry really must be ecstatic over our increasing dependence on foreign oil. More money ripped out of our economy, enriching totalitarian regimes to further the oppression of the enslaved populace.

  • Sanmon

    Exclusive: U.S., Britain set to agree emergency oil reserve stocks release


    Obama is going to release Americas oil reserves for his campaign for reelection. Only in Obamas world does this make sense.

  • NeoKong

    Did he mention ANWR…?
    What a phony.

  • Taqiyyotomist


    The Fluke thread is still REALLY active.

    By the end of today it’ll be 500+ comments.

    Mainly troll hunters, and their prey. Good times!

  • Adi

    The Wohn must be a member of the Flat Earth Society.

  • davidt

    If Obama was working for foreign oil interests, would he do anything differently?

  • Redwine

    The compulsive liar continues to lie and deceive.

  • wanumba

    He’s so rude, he talks like a brat caught shoplifting.

  • saveus

    how pathetic and desparate

  • MADgirl91

    He’s sounding desperate and cocky. “what are you going to do— believe your eyes or me?”

    Keep it up, Obama.

  • Luddite

    See the maps in article here.


    Drilling everywhere? Baloney.

    Look at the second map to see where the Chinese are drilling right off the Florida keys.

    What a liar.

  • coolidgerules


    He wouldn’t do a damn thing different. He’s counting on the media to hang on and enslave as many minds as he can until November. They are losing viewers by the day, so it is going to be close. These hucksters can say whatever it is they want, but if the gas prices and/or economy don’t improve by fall, he is in real trouble. Then comes the surprise.

    He’s gonna go GANGSTA

  • Swifty

    And we’re NOT drilling between his ears, because there’s clearly nothing there.

  • Patty

    I must say Obama thinks he is as funny as Chris Rock, Common and Bill Mahar. That is some real spineless company.

    Joke about an issue that is placing a strain beyond his imagination. He once said he had no interest in the suburbs, well, those suburbs are being foreclosed on, people are struggle whether gas to go to work or food on the table.

    The road to the White House being repeated and yet, one thing Obama wants us to forget is failed policies and his divisiveness.

    We know about Bell, Wright, Khalidi, Ayers, Obama isn’t helping he just wants us to all speak in one voice and then demean and investigate Fox News.

    This truly speaks to his character. Algae and inflate tires while he has more expensive parties for contributions to his re-election. Sad. Really Sad.

  • retire05

    Remember folks, the oil we are drilling for now are under leases that were granted by George W. Bush, not Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. And the increase in drilling is coming from private lands, not federal lands like ANWAR.

    The Eagle Ford field is predicted to be able to pump 5 million BPD, but the problem is that now Texas is tied up in court over a lizard that just happens to be a favorite food of the road runner, and that oil is being extracted by fracking. President Green doesn’t like fracking. Those 5 MM BPD would exceed what we import from nations that are not friendly to us. We could still get the 4+ million BPD from Canada and Mexico, all we need is the pipe line.

    Just wait until this winter when the East Coast is suffering from lack of fuel oil and diesel with the closing of the Conoco-Phillips Trainer refinery and the closing of a Sunnoco refinery. Wonder if all those NIMBYs will be screaming at the administration then?

  • Dobby

    I now understand Obama’s “hope and change” message.

    After you fill up your gas tank, you hope you get back some change.


  • Sandy

    Its all a big joke to Obama only the American people aren’t laughing.

  • jimg

    There is nothing more ‘unfunny’ than a humorless boor trying to crack wise.

  • Carbon Pootprint

    CBS should replace Letterman with this clown. We’ll make you a good deal on him CBS

  • Peckerwood

    From soaring expanded polystyrene Roman columns in Denver to bully pulpits at community colleges, Obama godlike status seems to be flailing.

    From lowering the sea levels and curing cancer to cheap jokes about drilling at peoples houses, Obama’s teleprompter consistently fails to be taken seriously anymore.

    From everyone having some skin in the game to repeatedly fleecing the US taxpayer for extravagant parties for Hollywood fakers, million dollar vacations and union boss payoffs, Obama’s true colors can’t hide from the public’s blindfold anymore.

    Obama, Biden, Libtards and Democrats beware. The emperor has no clothes and the MSM can’t hide his shame anymore.