Yuk-Yuk… Obama Cracks Gas Jokes: “There’s a Few Places We’re Not Drilling… The National Mall… At Your House” (Video)

So sad.
Barack plays comedian and cracks jokes about gas prices. He told an audience today that there’s “a few places” we’re not drilling… the National Mall… at your house.”
HapBlog reported:

And, we’re not drilling in ponds. We’re using the scum for oil.

Of course, like most everything Obama says, a quick Google search paints a totally different picture of the truth.
Investor’s reported:

Obama has chosen almost always to limit production. He canceled leases on federal lands in Utah, suspended them in Montana, delayed them in Colorado and Utah, and canceled lease sales off the Virginia coast.

His administration also has been slow-walking permits in the Gulf of Mexico, approving far fewer while stretching out review times, according to the Greater New Orleans Gulf Permit Index. The Energy Dept. says Gulf oil output will be down 17% by the end of 2013, compared with the start of 2011. Swift Energy President Bruce Vincent is right to say Obama has “done nothing but restrict access and delay permitting.”

“The U.S. consumes more than a fifth of the world’s oil. But we only have 2% of the world’s oil reserves.”

And just two days ago Democrats blocked ANWR and the Keystone Pipeline.

If Obama really wanted laughs with his leftist audience he stick with the c-nt jokes.

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  • FurryGuy

    Barry really must be ecstatic over our increasing dependence on foreign oil. More money ripped out of our economy, enriching totalitarian regimes to further the oppression of the enslaved populace.

  • Sanmon

    Exclusive: U.S., Britain set to agree emergency oil reserve stocks release


    Obama is going to release Americas oil reserves for his campaign for reelection. Only in Obamas world does this make sense.

  • NeoKong

    Did he mention ANWR…?
    What a phony.

  • Taqiyyotomist


    The Fluke thread is still REALLY active.

    By the end of today it’ll be 500+ comments.

    Mainly troll hunters, and their prey. Good times!

  • Adi

    The Wohn must be a member of the Flat Earth Society.

  • davidt

    If Obama was working for foreign oil interests, would he do anything differently?

  • Redwine

    The compulsive liar continues to lie and deceive.

  • wanumba

    He’s so rude, he talks like a brat caught shoplifting.

  • saveus

    how pathetic and desparate

  • MADgirl91

    He’s sounding desperate and cocky. “what are you going to do— believe your eyes or me?”

    Keep it up, Obama.

  • Luddite

    See the maps in article here.


    Drilling everywhere? Baloney.

    Look at the second map to see where the Chinese are drilling right off the Florida keys.

    What a liar.

  • coolidgerules


    He wouldn’t do a damn thing different. He’s counting on the media to hang on and enslave as many minds as he can until November. They are losing viewers by the day, so it is going to be close. These hucksters can say whatever it is they want, but if the gas prices and/or economy don’t improve by fall, he is in real trouble. Then comes the surprise.

    He’s gonna go GANGSTA

  • Swifty

    And we’re NOT drilling between his ears, because there’s clearly nothing there.

  • Patty

    I must say Obama thinks he is as funny as Chris Rock, Common and Bill Mahar. That is some real spineless company.

    Joke about an issue that is placing a strain beyond his imagination. He once said he had no interest in the suburbs, well, those suburbs are being foreclosed on, people are struggle whether gas to go to work or food on the table.

    The road to the White House being repeated and yet, one thing Obama wants us to forget is failed policies and his divisiveness.

    We know about Bell, Wright, Khalidi, Ayers, Obama isn’t helping he just wants us to all speak in one voice and then demean and investigate Fox News.

    This truly speaks to his character. Algae and inflate tires while he has more expensive parties for contributions to his re-election. Sad. Really Sad.

  • retire05

    Remember folks, the oil we are drilling for now are under leases that were granted by George W. Bush, not Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. And the increase in drilling is coming from private lands, not federal lands like ANWAR.

    The Eagle Ford field is predicted to be able to pump 5 million BPD, but the problem is that now Texas is tied up in court over a lizard that just happens to be a favorite food of the road runner, and that oil is being extracted by fracking. President Green doesn’t like fracking. Those 5 MM BPD would exceed what we import from nations that are not friendly to us. We could still get the 4+ million BPD from Canada and Mexico, all we need is the pipe line.

    Just wait until this winter when the East Coast is suffering from lack of fuel oil and diesel with the closing of the Conoco-Phillips Trainer refinery and the closing of a Sunnoco refinery. Wonder if all those NIMBYs will be screaming at the administration then?

  • Dobby

    I now understand Obama’s “hope and change” message.

    After you fill up your gas tank, you hope you get back some change.


  • Sandy

    Its all a big joke to Obama only the American people aren’t laughing.

  • jimg

    There is nothing more ‘unfunny’ than a humorless boor trying to crack wise.

  • Carbon Pootprint

    CBS should replace Letterman with this clown. We’ll make you a good deal on him CBS

  • Peckerwood

    From soaring expanded polystyrene Roman columns in Denver to bully pulpits at community colleges, Obama godlike status seems to be flailing.

    From lowering the sea levels and curing cancer to cheap jokes about drilling at peoples houses, Obama’s teleprompter consistently fails to be taken seriously anymore.

    From everyone having some skin in the game to repeatedly fleecing the US taxpayer for extravagant parties for Hollywood fakers, million dollar vacations and union boss payoffs, Obama’s true colors can’t hide from the public’s blindfold anymore.

    Obama, Biden, Libtards and Democrats beware. The emperor has no clothes and the MSM can’t hide his shame anymore.

  • Tim in Cali

    His “to cool for school attitude ” has grown very old…Now he’s mocking everyday people and giving them the finger !!!

  • Texas_Treeroach

    I don’t know what he’s talking about.
    I’m drilling at my house.
    Somebody’s gotta’ do it.

  • BurmaShave

    @#13 March 15, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    Swifty commented:

    And we’re NOT drilling between his ears, because there’s clearly nothing there.


    I still think it is worth a try.

  • I’m surprise he not singing he’s greatest hits ……

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  • RL

    > #282 March 15, 2012 at 4:04 pm
    > Herman commented:

    > @Taqiyyotomist – You Suffer From the Dunning-Kruger Effect. You’re a lifer I’m afraid.

    Doubtful, but I think it more likely little Hermie boy suffers from what we could term the dunghill-krugman effect.

  • srdem65

    He’s such a liar.

  • Taqiyyotomist

    #26 RL

    Hey, I tried to whack that mole with the irony stick… but I might not be intelligent enough, I’ll admit, to get through to it.

  • Skinner

    Obama is living his dream, one that his Luo tribesman father never achieved, by becoming the BIG MAN.

    Obama lives and acts just like an African dictator (minus the executions and tortures). In his mind he has achieved the pinnacle of what his father truly wanted – to rule his nation.

    Obama is a happy man. Look at how he treats the trappings of Presidential life.

    Feet up on the Resolute desk.

    The White House becomes House Party (frequently) as he cloaks himself along with his wife in the cooing and preening of celebrities arriving at his beck and call.

    The livery stables of jets and helos are whims of fancy for his wife – the Queen – to keep her busy and out of his hair.

    Golf as President is the ultimate with the power to dismiss retired and active warriors from his personal golf course for 5 plus hours when he wants.

    No questions about his creepy “bodyman” position – nothing at all – acceptable behavior at the highest office in the world.

    Indeed – Obama in his mind is the BIG MAN, he has achieved the ultimate Dream of his Father, and were he indeed in Africa would undoubtably expect to be Leader for Life.

    One has to wonder what we shall see and hear from this man for decades to come after November’s elections send him to the sideline.


  • jwyatt03

    He’s evidently never been to East Texas. We’ve got pump jacks right in the middle of town, on school property, and yes, even in front yards.

  • mg4us

    Obama is such an ARROGANT Liar and Ignoramus.

    The GREAT divider!! How any one can support or back him makes you wonder about their level of basic education and intelligence other than individual greed and radicalism.

  • the price at the gas pump is becoming painful to a lot of americans. inflicting pain of americans is what give obama his greatest pleasure. that is why he is laughing so much.

  • spike

    The fool should be doing stand up with Mahar.They are both such manly Men.

  • bg
  • ratsofred

    Jive talker at best . How can this liar and fraud look anyone in the face ? . When it comes to integrity he flat out fails . He’s in big trouble and he knows it . Even the lizards are starting to bail . It was only a matter of time before people started to spit the cool aid . Go to hell obama .

  • Shawn

    New demorat talking point. There are no silver bullets to fix the gas price. How about no US oil to be exported. Price limit. cut taxes not just on us but the oil companys as well. Obama’s next move will be to give out gas cards to anyone on welfare and food stamps.

  • Coasta

    He is so NOT FUNNY! Hopefully one of these kids realized what an ^55 he is today.

  • snyderart

    Ohhh, he’s drillin us at home… just not for oil… We’re getting Fluked


  • Hilarious? I think it is sad that every time Obama speaks he is lying to Americans! If you want hilarious try this: http://tsadjatko.hubpages.com/hub/Stuff-I-found-on-the-web-that-will-just-make-you-laugh

  • Indiana

    Speaking of “pond scum,” when I was younger, slippery characters just like Obama were called “pond scum.” Algae……SLIME….all the same!

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  • Obamas regulation destroy jobs

    I hope the communist democrats enjoy their death panels and high gas!

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  • YourMaster

    he will not be laughing in november… he better enjoy his last 2 mins while they last
    …..cuz voter sympathy for the way democrats are playing with gas prices
    as at an all time low.

    ….most catholics are voting republican this election as are jews.

    on election night bring a camera…. the moment 0bama see’s he loses he will probably be crying straight for 6 hrs afterwards then throw a huge temper tantrum wondering why voters rejected him: “They must be racist!” …then I bet when the courts deny him, he’ll try to subvert the results by using the OWS protestors having them riot…

    ….wtf other reason are they around for other than that. they aren’t affect change in wall street and they are EVER going to get huge businesses to pay high taxes (not while the economy is down…) and gas prices are still rising..

    Even before the election of 0bama, his now energy secretary Steven Chu said this: “We have to figure out how to boost the price of gasoline to the levels in Europe,” Chu said in 2008. When reminded of that comment a few days ago during his congressional testimony, Chu backed away from that position…

    “I no longer share that view,” Chu told Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, today. “When I became Secretary of Energy, I represented the United States government, and I think right now in this economic, very slow, return — these prices could very well affect the comeback of our economy,” he added.

  • Voice of Reason

    Baghdad Barack. He says the most outlandish things in contrast to reality. Some of my favorites include:
    “I don’t take money from oil companies or Washington lobbyists, and I won’t let them block change anymore.”
    “We will have the most transparent administration in history.”
    “I will cut the deficit in half in my first term.”
    “No earmarks in the $787 billion stimulus.”
    “GOP Responsible for Obama Jobs Bill Not Passing”
    “USA producing more oil than ever before.”
    “The rich don’t pay their fair share.”
    “The health care bill will not increase the deficit by one dime.”
    “Under our plan, no federal dollars will be used to fund abortions, and federal conscience laws will remain in place.”
    “ObamaCare Fee is not a new tax/”
    Mr. Ayers as “a guy who lives in my neighborhood,” but “not somebody who I exchange ideas from on a regular basis.”
    “Didn’t know Jeremiah Wright was Radical”
    “We will go through our federal budget – page by page, line by line – eliminating those programs we don’t need, and insisting that those we do operate in a sensible cost-effective way.”
    “I have visited all 57 states.”
    “When a bill lands on my Desk, The American people will have 5 days to review it before I sign it.”
    “My father served in World War II.”
    “I Barely Know Rezko”

  • Buffalobob

    With comedy gold like this obama has a future in HBO comedy with Bill Maher.

  • anything that hurts the american people males the myth smile.

  • Steve L.

    We all laugh at this idiot but half the people at my work believe everything he says. Simple research, I mean really simple research, will show his oil comments were not only wrong but childlike. Govt reports that are 5 years old show we have recoverable oil with today’s technology to provide all this country’s oil needs for 60 years. If you include oil reserves that are recoverable with developing technology it jumps to a 200 year supply. And these estimates are considered conservative. Yet these environmental nuts keep peddling this nonsense we are running out of oil. By the way, isn’t oil a biofuel?

  • chuck in st paul

    “The U.S. consumes more than a fifth of the world’s oil. But we only have 2% of the world’s oil reserves.”

    I call BS!!! This is based on an old report of ‘proven reserves’. essentially that means oil we’ve actually got a drill pipe into. Since that report we’ve mapped out HUGE amounts of shale and traditional oil deposits. We just haven’t put in all the proving wells that validate the echo sounding, etc. Add to that the fact that fracking was not as economical back then as it is now with horizontal drilling and other advances so shale oils were not ‘proven’ reserves.

    We have about a 500 year supply of oil and gas in North America. Of course, we have to be let alone to go get at it. *sigh*

  • Bill

    Let’s release the SPR. Makes sense. We (taxpayers) paid an estimated $150-200/barrel of oil for buying, storing, building the SPR. Ignore time value of money for now. So now we sell it, at a lower price, so the sonsumers feel better? Wait, won;t we then ahve to pay morme taxes to buy the oil back and re-fill it? And won’t that demand drive the prices back up? Oh ya, but that will be AFTER to takers re-eelect Obama.
    If this doess not scare you, then you are a taker, or have no concept of a free market or society.

  • Mutantone

    What is really sad is the big reason for the high cost is that the dollar is nearly worthless and thus driving up the cost of oil and gas products, now that is Obama’s fault

  • Eddie George

    Is this idiot really the President of the United States of America? How far and fast have we fallen!

  • Larry

    The only real joke is OBAMA and that is not a laughting matter. Wise up AMERICA and really listen to what he says. He does not have the best interest of our country at heart.

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