BREAKING: North Korea’s Chubby Dictator Threatens to Blow Up USS Carl Vinson

Just in from The Sun: DELUDED despot Kim Jong-un has threatened to blow a US Navy flagship out of the water with “a single missile” as an American war fleet sailed to the Korean peninsula. USS Carl Vinson joined theUSS Michigan, a guided missile submarine, just hours after North Korea’s ballistic missile flop last night.

Tillerson, Mattis, Coats: Situation with North Korea “Urgent”

In a press release issued April 26, the Secretaries of State and Defense, Rex Tillerson and James Mattis, respectively, and the Director of National Intelligence, Dan Coats, labeled the North Korean pursuit of nuclear weapons capability as an “urgent” threat.

Happy Birthday, Melania Trump! Our Beautiful and Accomplished First Lady

While she was born into modest circumstances in Snia (then part of Communist Yugoslavia), Melanija Knavs, now Melania Trump, has become our beautiful and accomplished First Lady, showing grace, kindness, and steadfast support of her husband, Donald, and son, Barron, and a loyal determination to serve women and children.