Ouch!… 48 Hours After Debate Obama Finally Gets His Witty Lines In

Ouch. Don’t look now but the Daily Mail just completely dissed Barack Obama…

The Daily Mail reported:

Speaking at an event in Fairfax, Virginia, a relaxed and confident President Barack Obama had plenty of witty retorts and quotable sound bites to aim at his challenger Mitt Romney.

The problem was that they came a day and a half after he had been demolished by Romney during the first presidential debate in Denver and were scripted and delivered with the aid of a pair of teleprompters flanking the stage.

‘Now, my opponent, you know, has been trying to do a two-step and reposition and got an extreme makeover,’ Obama, speaking against a backdrop of 150 women of shapes sizes and ethnicities gathered on a stage at George Mason University, said to chuckles.

He mocked Romney for using the example of Sesame Street’s Big Bird, shown on PBS television, as something that did not need to be publicly funded by borrowing money from China.

‘When he was asked what he’d actually do to cut spending and reduce the deficit, his big example was to go after public television,’ Obama said, laughing.

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  • CT

    Obama cannot face the truth in person face to face, he recoils from the light.

  • Ragspierre

    Even an assclown like Obama can read lines off a teleprompter.

    Duh.

    Thing is, he’s STILL LYING.

  • Fionnagh

    Hey, BHO – cut a million here, cut a zillion there. Eventually it all adds up.

  • Blacque Jacques Shellacque

    ‘When he was asked what he’d actually do to cut spending and reduce the deficit, his big example was to go after public television,’ Obama said, laughing.

    It’s interesting in that nowhere in that article is it said what HE would do to cut spending and reduce the deficit. Of course, we all know that raising taxes is what he has in mind, not cutting spending.

    Instead of putting the government on a diet, he simply wants to feed it more.

  • Spider

    No one’s listening Barry, no one’s listening.

  • Patty

    Wits? He is a Half Wit.

  • Jim Scrummy

    Couple of days late and couple of dollars short Barky. Clint was right you are an empty chair, and Romney proved it face to face.

  • Granny

    Been arguing with people on facebook all day over cutting off Big Bird’s funding LOL – they think Sesame Street will die tomorrow without their share of the 12% of the PBS operating budget the American Taxpayer provides. Seriously.

    And you know who else is coming to PBS? Martha Stewart. Now THERE is a television personality who is already worth millions. She can foot her own bill. Why should the taxpayers borrow a single dime to fund her?

  • http://www.southernwolf.net S. Wolf
  • Patty

    Now, after spending a Trillion in 4 consecutive years. Obama needs to shut his mouth.

    President Obama: The Biggest Government Spender In World History

    The U.S. has never before had a President who thinks so little of the American people that he imagines he can win re-election running on the opposite of reality. But that is the reality of President Obama today.

    Waving a planted press commentary, Obama recently claimed on the campaign stump, “federal spending since I took office has risen at the slowest pace of any President in almost 60 years.”

    Peggy Noonan aptly summarized in last weekend’s Wall Street Journal the take away by the still holding majority of Americans living in the real world:

    “There is, now, a house-of-cards feel about this administration. It became apparent some weeks ago when the President talked on the stump – where else? – about an essay by a fellow who said spending growth [under Obama] is actually lower than that of previous Presidents. This was startling to a lot of people, who looked into it and found the man had left out most spending from 2009, the first year of Mr. Obama’s Presidency. People sneered: The President was deliberately using a misleading argument to paint a false picture! But you know, why would he go out there waiving an article that could immediately be debunked? Maybe because he thought it was true. That’s more alarming, isn’t it, the idea that he knows so little about the effects of his own economic program that he thinks he really is a low spender.”

    you must read more: This is an older article and we need to address OBAMA’S EXCESSIVE SPENDING AND LOSSES PLACED UPON AMERICAN TAXPAYERS.

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/peterferrara/2012/06/14/president-obama-the-biggest-government-spender-in-world-history/

    Obama has done nothing to get American creators on board they are still not investing. The future looks bleak for growth not matter how they spin Unemployment and the BLS way in which they derived at the false number was by phone calls asking “are you employed.” And that said Obama has hired more government worked to help with the Obama care fines. They are touting there will be NO fines. This nation has become so poverty stricken and more people are on the welfare of this government. Obama has been lying but Campaigning very well, with teleprompter being his best friend. He has spent less time in Washington then any other president in U.S. History. He may believe he is fooling Americans but the more intelligent Americans see right through this.

  • Patty

    There are many faces of Obama. The non debater, the teleprompter Obama and worst of all the non-intellectual Obama.

    What he is saying now, will be biting him later. The leftist with a commanding job will destroy this nation and if re-elected you thought you saw it all from him, wait. You haven’t seen nothing, yet.

  • Brotherhood in Mexico

    Obama: The Laugh Track President

  • whit seven

    Obozo? The debate format is an hour and a half, not a day and half. And you have to think for yourself.

  • BABY GLOCK

    I applaud the quick and appropriately damning comments made before me. I applaud you who will join me in voting out the tyrant.

    ROMNEY & RYAN WIN BIG…SO SOON NOW.

  • MicahStone

    For anyone wondering why OBOZO so desperately needs to read somebody else’s words off a teleprompter…

    “Cannabis smoking ‘permanently lowers IQ’ ”
    Teenagers who regularly smoke cannabis are putting themselves at risk of permanently damaging their intelligence, according to a landmark study.
    By Stephen Adams, Medical Correspondent, The Telegraph, 8:00PM BST 27 Jul 2012

    Researchers found persistent users of the drug, who started smoking it at school, had lower IQ scores as adults. They were also significantly more likely to have attention and memory problems in later life, than their peers who abstained. Furthermore, those who started as teenagers and used it heavily, but quit as adults, did not regain their full mental powers, found academics at King’s College London and Duke University in the US. They looked at data from over 1,000 people from Dunedin in New Zealand, who have been followed through their lives since being born in 1972 or 1973. Professor Terrie Moffitt, of KCL’s Institute of Psychiatry, who contributed to the study, published in the journal Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, said “persistent users” who started as teenagers suffered a drop of eight IQ points at the age of 38, compared to when they were 13.

    Teenage Marijuana Use May Hurt Future IQ…yeah, anybody that understands CHOOM OBOZO already knows that. OBOZO = the poster boy for the mental retardation caused by CHOOM.

  • eve

    I am looking forward to the other debates. I don’t think obama has a clue without his teleprompter for someone is supposed to be the smartest man in the whole wide world.

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  • Lisa

    Why don’t YOU defend our Embassies, Troops, Borders and American people like you do a grown man, dressed in a feather outfit spewing liberal BS to children.

    Just STFU and go back to your box on skid row already.

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  • Sandy

    This is like a bad marriage. I don’t care if Obama’s witty or catetonic I can’t wait till November 6th for the divorce to be final.

  • shibumi

    I’m pretty sure the admin. will let Ryan ever so slowly eviscerate Biden on the stage.

    However, if Lord President Barack does not seem to be doing well in his training, we’re going to have to declare war on someone so he can cancel the debates.

    /I wish I was kidding…

  • squeaky

    a bit reminicent of the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz – put em’ up put em’ up………..
    [Cannabis has been clearly shown to make psychotic symptoms worse in people who already have a psychotic disorder such as schizophrenia. People with existing psychotic disorders should be strongly advised and assisted to cut-down and/or cease their cannabis use.]
    http://ncpic.org.au/ncpic/publications/factsheets/article/cannabis-and-mental-health

  • Sandy

    Good news — voter registrations in Ohio are going overwhelmingly for Romney.

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  • Sandy

    The next debate is a Town Hall format. Expect the fawning questions and fainting Obama is used to.

  • Jack

    Obama couldn’t say these things eye-to-eye, man-to-man when he had the opportunity so he does it behind Romney’s back. The act of a true coward.

  • Jack

    He couldn’t say these things to Romney’s face when he had the chance so he does it behind Romney’s back. The mark of a true coward.

  • Mcashc

    Cancer of our great country. Commie cancer. This child fool is our president. Listen to this complete fool talk. And white idiots cheer him on. You can’t make it up. Hey white democrats- He hates white Americans, he hates this country, he hates white capitalism. You complete fools.

  • squeaky

    “I can’t wait till November 6th for the divorce to be final.” unfortunately more like 1-21-13. everyone remembers this. …..
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28198496/ns/politics-white_house/t/obama-asks-move-blair-house-early/

  • http://mychal-massie.com/premium/ bg

    ++

    pardon if a repeat:

    October 5, 2012

    Ha! New Yorker Cover Features Romney
    Debating ‘Empty Chair’ Obama [Image]

    double down on that Ouch!

    ==

  • http://mychal-massie.com/premium/ bg

    ++

    OT..

    VICTORY!!

    Judge tells transit agency to post anti-jihad message

    YES!! YES!! YES!!

    Congratulations Robert & Pamela!!

    ==

  • Yrral Dleifsarb

    Zero is much more willing to peddle his lies when there is nobody to call him out for it, and when his teleprompter has had a chance to decide what to say.

    Has there ever been a president with such baseless high regard for himself?

  • newmike

    Hey Barry, the jerkstore called and they’re running out of you.

  • yeosailor

    This will be a landslide (despite the left’s cheating) for anti-Obama.

    My reasoning is that Obama has not won any new converts, but he lost many.

    The people who voted for Obama 4 years ago? … many are disappointed, and won’t vote again.

    The people who voted against Obama (all they had was McCain … Palin would have won ) will not vote for Obama this time either.

    Landslide…

  • Adi

    “His” witty lines?

    Everything was scripted by somebody else.

  • Mcashc

    Energy prices will necessarily skyrocket. The child said this in 2008. And he was elected. Explain “necessarily” I will. Americans need to be taken down. You white PC idiots. This child was recruited to destroy this country. Child idiot is our president, with countless commies behind the scenes.

  • bigL

    there will be plenty dough for NPR. There is funding from the University system-maybe as much as 15-20%. Their tax return was online for 09. They had a line ofincome that amted to
    $115 million. I think it was radiosationst they owned. There were a nimber of salaries in the
    $300K range.
    And how ’bout the people that enjoy it PAY FOR IT??? That is the American way…Wann watch egg-head twaddle and lies. Pay for it.

  • myohmy

    After pretending to be president for the last four years, Obama could not even memorize his own canned speeches. What an idiot. November could not come quick enough.

  • befuddled

    Basically Obama becomes Whoopi Goldberg without his teleprompter and an army of writers. Already knew this emperor had no clothes.

    It’s going to take 100 years just to undo the crap Obama has done in his scant 4 years. Would be easier to rent all the liberal states out to the Chinese and the Mexicans and use that money to buy vacation homes for conservatives in the Bahamas.

  • Rose

    Is it REALLY a WITTY COMEBACK for Odrama Queen to assert that ROMNEY needs to donate to BIG BIRD, who is a LOT WEALTHIER IN HIS OWN RIGHT than ROMNEY IS???????????

  • Patty
  • befuddled

    Obama’s entire political strategy is about giving ice cream to diabetics.

  • succotash

    Whiney,pathetic loser as are those who think he is wondrous.

  • squeaky

    obama is a light weights light weight. found this at no quarter [commentor] maybe already posted…..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iNhUI8ktHuw#!

  • Look-Out

    God help us. More stupid people:

    http://michellemalkin.com/2012/10/05/question-obama-teleprompter

    Scroll down for video.

  • Patty

    Obama: Romney performance like dancing with the stars, extreme makeover.

    Wow, his posse must be watching quite a bit of regular TV. No wonder their brains are mush.

    http://dailycaller.com/2012/10/05/obama-romneys-debate-performance-like-dancing-with-the-stars-extreme-makeover/

  • Patty

    Until Obama came into our life, I knew their were dead heads but not nearly half the nation.

  • Patty

    OT

    AFL-CIO Union Announces Results of Massive Election Push: Registered Nearly Half a Million New Voters

    http://www.theblaze.com/stories/afl-cio-announces-results-of-massive-election-push-registered-nearly-half-a-million-new-voters/

    Trickle-Down Government: Jobs Numbers Inflated by Public Sector Hires

    http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2012/10/05/Job-Numbers-Boosted-By-Broke-Governments

  • Patty

    OT

    Man Tells Obama: Business ‘Terrible Since You Got Here’

    An Ohio man at the market told President Obama that business has been “Terrible since you got here,” according to the White House pool report. Via the pool report:

    Potus stopped to meet people waiting for him, where he did the requisite hand-shaking, high-fiving and the rare baby-holding before going on to chat with proprietors at Turczyk’s Meats and the adjoining Larry Vilstein’s, Christopher Bakery and Edward Badbuster & Son. He then asked the proprietor at Rolston Poultry how business was going. “Terrible since you got here,” the man said. Pool could not get close enough to the Rolston Poultry man to get his name or political affiliation. Potus didn’t appear amused by the sentiment.

    The president visited Cleveland’s West Side Market this afternoon.

    Other exchanges from the report:

    Potus stopped first at Michelle’s Bakery, where he chatted with the two ladies manning the counter. They discussed business, the outlet’s cheese danish and butternut bread. Potus asked about the challenges in running a small business, and one of the ladies said she makes all of the goods at home and transports them to the market.Potus seemed enamored by the shop’s name.”It is no coincidence that I’m stopping at Michelle’s bakery,” Potus said. “I just want to point that out. And she spells it the right way, with two Ls. That’s the correct way. How are you. Good to see you. So Michelle, when did you get started with this?” Potus ordered one piece pumpkin cheesecake ($2.95), one Danish butternut loaf ($6.95) and one loaf of zucchini bread ($6.95). He insisted on taking a photograph in front of the sign that read “Michelle’s Bakery.”

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/man-tells-obama-business-terrible-you-got-here_653769.html

  • Patty

    OT

    Sort of:

    Radio host Rush Limbaugh is no stranger to controversy. And now, a few short months before the November elections, Limbaugh is predicting a disaster scenario for America if Barack Obama is re-elected. He went so far as to say that if President Obama is voted into office for another term, the national economy is in serious trouble.

    “We’re doomed,” Limbaugh recently said on his talk show.

    “If Obama’s re-elected, it will happen. There’s no if about this. And it’s gonna be ugly. It’s gonna be gut-wrenching, but it will happen. The country’s economy is going to collapse if Obama is re-elected. I don’t know how long: a year and a half, two years, three years.”

    Limbaugh thinks California will collapse first, setting off a disastrous chain of events.

    “California is going to declare bankruptcy, and you know what Obama will do? He’ll go to states like Texas or Arizona, Florida to bail them out. That’s what he’ll do, and that’s gonna precipitate this stuff. California is showing where we’re headed in every which way,” Limbaugh said.

    Limbaugh continued his attack on the president’s policies, stating, “We’re on an unsustainable course. You simply can’t pay people who aren’t working. You just can’t. You cannot pay them anything, much less full-fledged incomes, lifetime healthcare and lifetime pensions. You can’t do it. Even if you wanted to, even if that was your definition of fairness and equality, you can’t do it. The money isn’t there.”

    Limbaugh also said he hoped he was wrong about his prediction.

    “I don’t want any of this, but I know mathematics, and I know economics. I know history. I know socialism, statism, Marxism, I know where it goes. I know what happens at the end of it.”

    A well-respected economist has voiced similar concerns about our country’s economic outlook. Unfortunately, he and his team have concluded that it doesn’t matter who wins the November election — our fate has already been sealed.

    In a recent interview to talk about his New York Times best-seller Aftershock, Robert Wiedemer says, “The data is clear, 50 percent unemployment, a 90 percent stock market drop, and 100 percent annual inflation . . . starting in 2013.”

    Editor’s Note: Watch the disturbing interview with Wiedemer.

    Read more: Rush Limbaugh: ‘We’re Doomed’ If Obama Re-elected

    http://www.moneynews.com/Outbrain/Limbaugh-doomed-Obama-re-elected/2012/09/12/id/451480?Promo_Code=100A3-1

    Read further on this article. I CAN AGREE MORE WITH RUSH. WE ARE DOOMED.

  • Patty
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  • http://www.thelastcivilright.org MikeO

    Equivalent to “Come back here! I’ll bite your legs off!” (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

  • Catblaster

    This is known as carriage wit and is pathetic. He and the lsm would be better off if they stooped making excuses and talking about it as that just reminds everyone what a pathetic empty suit he is

  • Limousine Barry

    I am here today as nose candy for this bus load of Oprah’s studio cheer squad. Please hold the pre-printed 0bama mama signs in front of your faces. I’m the star of this show!

    Can you adjust the left Teleprompter? I can’t read those small lines. And, keep my fat bottom wife off of the stage! Thanks Jay Carney! That is much better!

    Can all of the audience see clearly into my deep dark nostrils? You can’t. OK, I’ll tilt my head back more so you can see up nose.

    Something is coming across the Right Teleprompter.

    Let me be clear, my Opponent gave me the Big Bird!

    And, I sucked!

    I can’t see the Teleprompter. Ah, crap, I am an empty suit and two bit Teleprompter loser. I can’t speak coherently without a Teleprompter!

    My campaign is toilet and I am floating among the logs. My campaign stinks. I may take my donor’s money and run away to the Isle of Man! But, not until my donors are fleeced of all their money!

    This is super important! Send, me $30,666.99 before midnight! These bus loads of women need to be paid. It’s causing my campaign to go bankrupt! Send me more money now! With your money and more lipstick this pig can fly!

  • BurmaShave

    ‘When he was asked what he’d actually do to cut spending and reduce the deficit, his big example was to go after public television,’ Obama said, laughing.

    ++++++++++++

    Obama said that laughing, eh? I guess the funny part for Obama was the very idea of cutting the budget at all.

  • Buffalobob

    See he is the mostest, smartest, brightest person ever. He just need a little time, 24 freeken hours to think about the debate to come up with a cogent response. His first thought was to reply OH YEA, but Valerie Jarrett made him read from the script on the teleprompter.

  • http://reaganiterepublicanresistance.blogspot.ca Reaganite Republican

    Maybe those ‘prompters are tube powered, you know how those old radios take awhile to warm up, seems like days sometimes…

  • Andreas K.

    I wonder who had to write this “speech” for him.

    If his policies wouldn’t be so disastrous and his ideology so tyrannic he’d actually be entertaining in a silly way.

  • dwdude

    historical choice was made…now get over it. we need a real president

  • kansas

    It’s comforting to know our President can read. Let him have the teleprompter at the next debate. That would make it fair.

  • Stella Baskomb

    Doesn’t it say volumes that this article is from the BRITISH press?

  • http://mychal-massie.com/premium/ bg

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    re: Patty #24 – page 2 October 5, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    reminiscent of the following samples:

    How Gore Cheated American Troops Serving Overseasl

    Voter Fraud in Wisconsin: over 4,500
    more votes than voters in 2004

    9,000 Dead Voters Still on the Rolls in Dallas County

    Making votes count

    [Also in recent months, Husted’s office, by cross-checking records with
    various state and federal databases, has cleaned up the voter rolls of
    19,000 deceased Ohioans and hundreds of thousands of duplicate
    registrations
    .]

    ==

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  • Patty

    And Romney raises 12 million in contributions.

  • mg4us

    For the second Debate. .Town Hall style. . Romney needs to get under Obama’s skin and make him look like the Angry Narcissistic Man he really is with contempt in his heart for America and OUR History and OUR Constitution. . . when this is fully exposed without the MSM filter to deflect it, Obama’s likability will plunge faster than the sinking Titanic. . .

    And three simple things Romney ought to say and do:
    1) obamacare. . you said you modeled it after the program we initiated in Mass. . .if so, can you explain to me and the American people HOW a 70 page bill became a 2000+ page Obamacare as well as what extra taxes are in it to pay for it?

    2) In your speech during the DNC , you know the convention where you left out God and Jerusalem as Israel capitol and your folks booed when some tried to but it back in, you quoted in your speech a line from the Declaration of Independence that people are endowed by their creator with certain rights. . what kind of rights? (Obama said Inalienable which is a major faux pax as the right word is UNalienable!! – See transcripts and you tube)

    Mit should hammer the idiot for not knowing the differnece. . is that what a HARVARD degree got him and why he sealed his record

    3), Compliment Obama on his attempt to care for the little guy from all mama has taught. .
    Mr President, bless your heart how you try to help the less fortunate by putting their concerns front and central. . .probably what you mother taught you right? (obama will nod yes) And your mama was such a good teacher as most mothers are, she helped instill in you the values you hold so dear, right? (Obama continues to nod yes). .Then can you please explain to p47 in YOUR BOOK Dreams from My Father when She says to her indonesian husband who wanted her to meet Americans. . THESE ARE NOT MY PEOPLE? Who then ARE her people?

    Obama will be fully exposed in-front of the nation. . .as the fraud he is.

    And Romney needs to reach out directly to Blacks and say Blacks have been sold out by Dems and their own leaders in school and deed from these past 50 years (1962-2012). . .all the money spent on War on Poverty and for Education and they are braindead to the fact that Rebulicans Freed Slaves and Dixie Democrats resisted Civil rights not Republicans. .

    They need to see movie
    Runaway Slave
    http://www.runawayslavemovie.com/

    And return to Constitutional Principles
    http://www.wnd.com/2012/10/video-next-gen-pleads-save-our-country/