Chicago Erects Memorial Marker to Commemorate Site of Obamas First Kiss at Baskin-Robbins… A Company Saved By Bain

Shovel ready… The Windy and broke City erected a memorial to commemorate the site of Michelle and Barack’s first kiss.
“It tasted like chocolate.”

Via Hating Breitbart

Chicago Breaking News reported:

She was an attorney at a big Chicago law firm. He was a Harvard Law student who landed a job there as a summer associate. He was immediately smitten. She wasn’t so sure. But he won her over, and the couple sealed their budding romance with a kiss at the Baskin-Robbins ice cream shop in Hyde Park.

So goes the story of how Michelle and Barack Obama fell in love in 1989. And on Wednesday, a historical marker went up at the corner of Dorchester Avenue and 53rd Street noting the exact location where the couple had their first smooch.

That’s just creepy.

More… Raph added:

Did he realize that Baskin-Robbins was saved by Bain capital. Irony of life!!!

That’s just perfect.

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  • Adirondack Patriot


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  • Dave-O

    Maybe this was a “composite” kiss.

    In any event, if I lived in Hyde Park, I’d make a daily habit of curbing my dog on this particular rock.

  • Militant conservative

    Is it in front of the gay

    bathhouse that he has a

    lifetime membership too?

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  • Eeew!

  • raph

    Did he realize that Baskin robbins was saved by Bain capital. Irony of life!!!

  • pksawyer


  • Sasja

    Eeew is right!

    Is this supposed to add some legitimacy to their fictional story?

  • Bogdan from Aussie

    #1 O’vomit. It sounds even better…

  • mg4us

    Wonder how long before it gets covered in graffiti?

    In the meantime, here is a good piece on Obama

    And like what they say about Ryan too:
    Paul Ryan represents everything that Obama and the Democrats will never be: intellectually fertile, economically and historically literate, unimpeachably rigorous and honest. And these are only Paul Ryan’s character virtues. His ideas and convictions are even better. And he’s the most likeable politician in town.

    Obama – – Out of Ideas, Out of Energy, Out of Touch and soon to be Out of Here!

  • Remco Kimber

    Now here’s an appropriate target for dog walkers. Being real close to the ground Fido’s leg lifting or squatting will be a breeze.

    Woof, woof.

  • Robodog7

    ♫ ♫ ” And they called it, Commie love, ♫ ♫

  • Clafoutis

    Creepy magnet invites VANDALISM . . . unless Uncle Rahm finds the funding for 24/7 armed guards?

  • snap boy

    Even if you were super-enthusiastic about Barry’s presidency what does a kiss with Michelle have to do with governing?

  • Spider

    OMG, he is so full of himself that he doesn’t realize how weird this is?

  • RoadKill

    Let’s hope this Kenyan goat herder stays healthy until he’s kicked out of office. Can you IMAGINE all the little memorials around the world if something serious happened to him? Maybe his boyfriend lover will bite his dick off, that would be a memorial worth seeing.

  • Spider

    And Mooch in her Jackie O pearls and upswept ‘do

    Camelot is back!

  • Bitter Clinger

    Creepy. Just plain creepy…..

  • CommieJuice

    Someone needs to put the Dimocrat party logo, aka the Jackazz on the face of 0bama. That is more fitting.

    @ Robodog7 #13

    Great comment! I can hear the song “Tainted Love” playing with those lyrics instead.

    I feel I’ve got to run away
    I’ve got to get away
    From the pain
    You drove into the heart of me
    The love we share
    Seems to go nowhere
    I think I’ve lost my light
    For I toss and turn
    I can’t sleep at night

    Once I ran to you
    Now I run from you
    This Commie love you’ve given
    Give you all a girl could give you
    Take my tears
    And that’s not nearly all

    Commie love!
    Commie love!

  • anti-bho

    well, just gag me with a spoon.
    Baskin Robbins my a$$(you know the bustard is lying. you know he didn’t know a brand other than “ben & jerries” and so does he.)

  • cal rifkin

    Larry Sinclair and Barack Obamao’s first encounter needs a marker, too. Bet it didn’t taste like chocolate…

  • KornKing

    How about a monument at the phone booth where Mooch made her first “phone in” for her “phone it in” job

  • SUE

    This is what liberal hero worship looks like.

  • mg4us

    Our Country. .betrayed with a kiss. . .

    Now where did I hear about that story before of a kiss leading to betrayal?

    Yes, this spot is where all the dividing of America began! The obamas don’t try, they just do!

  • Finncrisp

    Rahm just showing his gratitude for the deal Barry cut with the Daley brothers to take over Chicago.

  • Chris

    This is laughable.

  • BS-meter

    I just threw up in my mouth. These people are really weird. What next, a monument to the place where he took his first dump? How about where he smoked his first “doobie” or snorted his first line of ‘coke’?

    Sick! Just plain sick!

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  • iamsaved

    Maybe the Occupy people can use it to express themselves rather than doing it on a police car.

  • Grandma Perkins

    Oh dear!

  • Shailey Tremain

    And it looks like it cost tens of dollars.

  • pink tie Republican

    How about the turkey baster that got Michelle preggers.

  • anti-bho

    you can bet your happy arses that wherever and whenever any of these ” milestones” were passed it wasn’t at his discretion. someone was there reading his map FOR him. every facet of the guys life was preconcieved, directed, and decided by someone else. NOT him.

  • Can’t even read.

    Can’t EVEN READ.

    “The 3,000-pound granite boulder, commissioned by the owners of Dorchester Commons, was 2 1/2 years in the making, according to Jonelle Kearney, a spokeswoman for Mid-America Asset Management, which manages the shopping center. She said the idea came about after several queries from visitors.”

  • luminOsity

    What a waste of a perfectly good rock.

  • wtd

    Rock? What a waste of taxpayer dollars!

  • EBL

    To show how progressive and unhatey they are, perhaps another one should be erected where Barack Obama and Reggie Love had their first kiss.

  • Robodog7

    I will pay for the sign in front of the White House that say’s:

    ” From January 2009 until January 2013, a family of grifters lived here”

  • Jack Burton

    I’ve got 200 bucks for the first person who drops a log on that thing.

  • dwd

    How do we know that description of the date is actually what happened… maybe it’s a COMPOSITE date.

  • Judi in Texas

    Why- who actually cares where they had their first kiss. Crazy!

  • Kate

    Seriously gag me. I wonder if Obama used a teleprompter to set the mood?

  • Ella

    Let’s put a monument at the place where he was conceived. And where he was born. Oh wait……

  • NorthernX

    It’s a hedge against the fact that history will likely forget these two footnotes of fail in a very short time.

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  • even steven

    Charming… like watching roaches mate.

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  • valerie

    To be honest, I can’t blame a business concern in Illinois for trying to find any connection with a US President.

    What’s really funny to me is that I recognize the first-kiss-at-an-icecream-shop-in-Chicago story. It sounds like it was cribbed from one of the books by that Catholic priest, Andrew M. Greeley.

  • Patty

    Well, this seals it, B & R closed here sometime ago. And it was about the time they were in Trouble. Not that sure they are doing that great, now.

    Too much competition, here.

    You have to look far and wide for one around here, anymore. And I won’t be looking for the one in Hyde Park, either.

  •……look a picture does it look like his really enjoying it……

  • Wytebred

    Gag me with a chainsaw please!!

  • succotash1

    Disgusting and a waste of Ill. dollars but who’s counting. Reminds me of communist regimes with pictures of dictators plastered everywhere.

  • Tim in Cali

    Tonight,gang members will be doing lines of coke on it

    Taking bets..will will the first gang members stray bullet strike it

  • Linda

    Their dinner table doubled as the curb? Um, just picture that for a minute.
    He presumably means it was the curb that doubled as a table for two but can’t be expected to utter a coherent thought.

  • Hugh

    Wow–this is really gag-inducing.

  • The City of Chicago had nothing to do with the plaque…get your facts straight.

  • Pleasance

    As the teens say – Oh, GROSS!

  • Patty

    Can you imagine the difference when you see this:

    So, while scrolling down today remember this and your stomach won’t be so queasy.

  • Ripped

    When Michelle gives the queer the boot, Barry will blame Romney.

  • Drek

    I suppose Larry is unavailable for comment………….

    The timing is interesting too, in as much as Larry’s book supposedly hits the stands within weeks.

    The last time Larry made some revelations, obama, before all the world’s media, made sure to ogle some chick’s ass right in front of Sarkozy.

    Remember that photo?

    That too was just another fraud.

    He went out of his way to check out that chick’s ass, ————— anyone recall any photos of him since checking out chicks?

    Of course not!

    Michelle is a beard.

    Wright was a facilitator.

    Wright’s “church” was something of a front.

  • Drek

    I don’t think Reggie is going to be real happy with this memorial……………..Not after all that quality time he spent alone with obama, behind closed doors, for hours and hours, all alone, behind LOCKED doors.

    Not gonna’ be happy at all.

  • HeavyDee

    “It tasted like chocolate??” Sounds kinda racist to me….

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  • Joanne

    Tasted like chocolate? Yah, sooooo believable – another load of crap.

  • Patty

    Occidental Activist: I Thought Obama Was ”Gay”


    Speculation about Obama’s sexuality has roiled beneath the radar of establishment media, fed, among other things, by Larry Sinclair’s sensational claims of cocaine-fueled homosexual acts with Obama in Chicago and reports of Obama’s “transgender nanny” in Indonesia.

    Now, the former radical activist from Occidental College who has recounted a 1980 encounter in which Obama affirmed revolutionary Marxist views tells WND in an interview his strong impression at the time was that Obama and the wealthy Pakistani roommate who accompanied him were homosexual lovers.

    John Drew, who founded the Marxist-socialist club at Occidental to which Obama belonged, says he met the future president in December 1980 when Drew was a 23-year-old second-year graduate student at Cornell University. Obama, a 19-year-old sophomore at Occidental at the time, was with diminutive Pakistani roommate Mohammed Hasan Chandoo.

    “I really had the feeling that Obama was Chandoo’s ‘boy toy,’” Drew told WND.

  • Patty

    #64 August 16, 2012 at 10:58 am
    HeavyDee commented:

    “It tasted like chocolate??” Sounds kinda racist to me….


  • Patty

    Sounds a bit Foster Gumpy to me.

  • justyoubelieveit

    Kiss of death~~~bye, bye Baskin-Robbins

  • RidAmericaofObama

    This is as ridiculous as it gets. What is WRONG with these people????? Ugh . . . no class low life trash. Chicago – well, that explains it. The corruption and BS capital of the world. Can’t we find ONE Occupy sleaze to take a dump on it? Come on – we know you want to . . .

  • BarbaraS

    This is truly laughable and shows the high school mentality of the dim party. Do you suppose they could re-enact “Grease” on the site?

  • Warren Peece

    Doesn’t matter who commissioned “the monument” or who paid for it – it’s still icky.

  • bg
  • Minnie’s not a moocher…michelle is

    And when are the footprints at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre going to be done??
    Aren’t sure about Barry’s shoe size, but clearly, Michella G’s will require a “two blocker”, with those massive propellers at the end of her legs.

  • stuart

    I read the post, and for just a moment I had the strangest feeling that I had been somehow teleported to North Korea.

  • Mustango

    They didn’t build that marker! Somebody else did that!

  • Redwine

    Part of the nauseating cult of personality built up around these frauds.

    Reminds me of the cult of personality built up around dictator Nicolae and his wife, Elena Ceausescu.
    “Mechanisms of Control
    Nicolae Ceausescu used varying mechanisms of control over the twenty four years of his regime to stay in power.

    Cult of PersonalityThis mechanism of control is defined as “promotion of the image of an authoritarian leader not merely as a political figure but as someone who embodies the spirit of the nation and possesses endowments of wisdom and strength far beyond those of average individual and is thus portrayed in a quasi-religious manner.”[6] Nicolae had pictures of himself plastered all of Romania in a act of self promotion. In later years his wife Elena also had pictures of herself all over Romania, however she was set out very strict guidelines of what pictures could be permitted to be used. The pictures that were used were often younger pictures of themselves. This was seen in 1986 when Nicolae was turning 68 but the pictures of him all around the country were him looking barely over the age of 40.

    Media also portrayed Nicolae and Elena Ceausescu in a good light by referring to them with such names as ‘The Source of Our Light, The Celestial Body and The Treasure of Wisdom and Charisma.’[7] Both Ceausescus loved the flattery and believed all the great things that were written about them. They were both very unaware of the citizens’ actual feelings towards them that consisted of being deeply fearful of their leader and his wife.”

  • AlanABQ

    I really think there is a typographical error on that plaque; the term should have been spelled as so:

    It tasted like “chocolate”

    Because seriously: there’s no way a woman as bitter & foul as she is could taste like anything other than rancid hobo anus…

  • 76# another four years obama’s mug will be on everything from Rushmore to a Washington DC…….

  • Adirondack Patriot

    This just in: Mayor Bloomberg has offered to place a plaque monument on the site where Barry Saetoro kissed a girl while he was a student at Columbia.

    So far, there have been 1,406 sites located in and around Tribeca, the Brooklyn Navy Yard, the Chelsea Piers, Greenwich Village, the Port Authority Bus Terminal, Tranny Park, Madame Dragon’s Massage Parlor in Chinatown, the Hunter College women’s wrestling team locker room, the 125th Street Methadone Clinic and every ACORN office in the Metropolitan area.

    Billionaire George Soros has been contacted.

  • this is idolatry, something that should never happen in a country where people want to be free.

  • Ron

    hmmm….they found each other in the Gutter…where they still reside most of the time …and hopefully we can return them to their Chicago version of it soon!

  • Blacque Jacques Shellacque

    I wonder, is the person that concocted all this now going to graduate from giving Obie hand jobs to just fellating him outright?

  • bg


    Here’s My Suggestion

    by Mychal Massie
    August 16, 2012

    [There are so-called African-American people who were bred, born, raised their entire life in America. They are the recipients of every opportunity available to all Americans. That said, they additionally have the single greatest advantage available to a people today. They are able to drop the “It’s because I’m black” bomb in the blink of an eye. And woe be to anyone who dares upset their matrix of contempt.

    Evidence this comment that a Charlene Ivory posted on my blog. It is one of several comments she posted attacking, and directly attempting to insult, my subscribers. Take note of the hatred and rage she has toward me because I dared speak unfavorably (albeit truthfully) of the NAACP. Note her phoniness when she tries to proclaim her love for all, as she launches into her racist diatribe:

    “Why does the NAACP need to fear or hate you? You’re the house negro no self-respecting black person would want anything to do with. They shouldn’t even acknowledge your existence (as I am unfortunately doing now). Do you crave the acceptance of whites so much that you are willing to exploit your own race to be embraced by them? I love all people of all races, but I do not like people who pander to one race to gain their acceptance. You join a party that has many racist members who dislike, if not hate blacks. Look at Lynn Jenkins, who was looking for the ‘great white hope’ for the Republican Party, or the Chaffey Community Republican Women’s Federation (who made the food stamp bill with Obama’s face on the body of a donkey surrounded by chicken,ribs, watermelon, and koolaid), Mayor Dean Grose and the watermelon patch emails, or Marilyn Davenport who emailed Obama’s face on the body of a chimpanzee, and as dark as you are she would have done you the same favor, and worst of all Mike O’neal (Kansas Speaker of the House)who referenced Psalm 109 to Obama-pretty much hinting that he wanted O’bama to die and his children to be left fatherless!But what can one expect from someone who loves the white man more than the white man loves himself. You’re proud to belong to this party?-you’re a disgrace! The NAACP, created in 1908 or 1909, was created by whites and blacks in response to the lynchings of blacks and the disfranchisement of blacks. Had it not been for these brave men and women you probably wouldn’t be where you are today. Albert Einstein(remember,the inventor of the law of relativity)was a member of the Princeton chapter of the NAACP. So now, being the dutiful little house negro that you are, you want to be a self-proclaimed enemy of the NAACP. Well let me officially inform you: You aren’t worthy to lick the scum off the bottom of the shoes of the men and women of the NAACP who fought-and yes some even died-so you with your race-hating self could have the freedom to sit and bash everything they stood for! You’re absolutely right,there’s no bravery in you!” ]

    bit more at link..


  • greenfairie

    How about a plaque in Hawaii commemorating where the Choom Gang used to meet to sample that Maui Wowie?

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  • Gregory Potemkin

    #50/Valerie: Will you elaborate on your mention of Andrew Greeley and the lines on that abominable plaque?

  • Winston Wolfe


    That’s what it is. Pathetic.

  • dfc

    W T F

  • AuntieMadder

    A marker at an ice cream shop to commemorate the place where of his first kiss but there’s no marker at a hospital in Honolulu to commemorate his birthplace. Interesting…

  • AuntieMadder

    #13 August 16, 2012 at 9:01 am
    Robodog7 commented:

    ♫ ♫ ” And they called it, Commie love, ♫ ♫


  • AuntieMadder

    #24 August 16, 2012 at 9:23 am
    SUE commented: “This is what liberal hero worship looks like.”

    It’s ugly…very ugly.

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  • AuntieMadder

    @ Linda #56: Yeah, that is bass-ackwards.

  • AuntieMadder

    @ #60 Patty: They look so…so…so NORMAL.

  • hg

    “He was immediately smitten”….as only a gay man searching for beard candidates could be when he finds the perfect no-prospects/no-options woman

  • What about their first hummer?

  • Adi

    They should also make a BFD memorial, right next to this one.

  • bg


    re: #85 August 16, 2012 at 1:09 pm bg

    My suggestion to them all is this: “If America, and those of us who
    are unhyphenated Americans are such a drain on their well-being–why
    don’t they follow the example of Marcus Garvey and leave? They can
    take Obama and his Marxist-Leninist minions, who use color of skin as
    currency to further their diabolical agendas, with them.

    It will be much more harmonal and serendipitous for them. Every morning
    will be a fresh day, free of we who cause them such stress. They will no
    longer be burdened by that which they view as our ignorance. Obama
    can be emperor for life and Michelle can be the fashion plate she always
    dreamed of being, in her jungle animal-skin wardrobe.

    And those of us who love America will be free of their malcontent.”

    Amen Mychal!!


  • bg


    August 14, 2012

    The Obamas Live What They Practice

    [Obama, trying to be one of boyz – doing fist bumps and chest bumps
    and his ghetto swagger – offends him. And for the sake of decorum, I’ll
    not mention what was said about Michelle Obama, except to say that
    having her as First Lady is a stain on the office of President.

    The simple fact is that the Obamas can no more retreat from what they
    are than a leopard can change its spots. And I’m not talking about just
    their Marxist-Leninist political mindset – I’m talking about their public

    Commenting on my syndicated column “When Will Obama Crack In Public”
    (; 4/19/11) MissDairyGoodnessVT wrote on
    “One never sees the O’s publicly socializing with the Washington, D.C.
    society (even of their own peers or among the black elite of any known
    city in the U.S. [T]he ‘bamster plays golf [and] ‘chelle goes on vacay with
    her own entourage. You never see their pic with any one ‘social set’ even
    for a night out to the Kennedy Center or events held nation-wide unless
    they are campaigning for their own agenda. Where’s their press pics in the
    ‘Washingtonian’ or ‘Town and Country’ – lol. I guess the black elite were
    right when the O’s went to Oak Bluffs and [they] called ‘chelle ‘GHETTO.’


    The apparent truth is that the Obamas do not know how to behave
    or comport themselves outside of their insular cabal of like-minded
    associates. Of all the lavish vacations Michelle has taken, how many
    of them have been with the real power elites?

    If we take a close look, we begin to see that the Obamas are not only
    committed to waging class warfare and division – they are committed
    to living it out in their personal lives as well.]

    again, Amen..


  • redpillpatriot

    Umm is it just me…. Or is anyone else not suprised that….it tasted like chocolate…

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  • DomesticGoddess

    First – and then last kiss. He plays for the other team.

  • I’ll bet he made her pay for her own ice cream the cheap prick.

  • valerie

    #88 August 16, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    Gregory Potemkin commented:

    Andrew Greeley has written a number of books set in Chicago, and there are at least two or three early-love scenes written around ice-cream shops. He always expressly says his characters are fictional, and B&R is not mentioned, that I recall.

  • mg4us

    How is it media knows more about supposed first kiss of Obama yet not his college transcript or where he was born. . .

  • Militant Conservative

    #103 August 16, 2012 at 2:59 pm
    redpillpatriot commented:
    Umm is it just me…. Or is anyone else not suprised that….it tasted like chocolate…

    Rusty trombone! LOL That’s gross if you can google it.

  • charlotte

    Chocolate Chicago Jesus gave a chocolate kiss…

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  • dan’l

    A love story with a thrill level just below the thrill level of a colonoscopy.

  • bg


    August 11, 2012

    I’m Black And I Think … Clearly – From My Vault

    [I find it interesting that these hate-filled extortionists claim “Lloyd’s
    of London and others must repair the damage they caused.” Interesting
    because they leave out African and Muslim accountability. They omit the
    truth of black participation in the Civil War. Scott K. Williams in his “Black
    Confederates Fact Page” writes that 65,000 plus Southern blacks fought
    in the Confederate ranks. He also writes that they were compensated
    for their efforts in land and money, some blacks earning more than

    I challenge these necrophagous ghouls who seek to make gain through
    immiseration to tell the truth. How many Americans are aware that in
    New Orleans over 3,000 freed slaves owned slaves? The fact is large
    numbers of free Negroes owned black slaves.

    How many are aware successful businessman and cotton farmer William
    Ellison derived a major source of his income from being a “slave breeder”
    – a practice that was looked down upon throughout the South? Yet
    Ellison, a successful black businessman and slaveowner, secretly
    practiced it.

    It would seem reasonable that if the reparation harlots were interested
    in truth, they would have these facts available as part of their suit. It
    is easy to bastardize and label as evil whites. But where is the vilification
    of the thousands of blacks who also practiced slavery?

    The liberal media is quick to point to race-baiters as leaders in the
    black community. Therein I believe lies a major part of the problem:
    The black community is not a community unto itself, it is part of

    Blacks do not need leaders defined by the media. They have them.
    At present they are President Bush and his administration. They
    have 535 total representatives being divided as prescribed state
    by state as do we all. They have governors and lobbyists, as do
    we all.

    I think it is time for Americans who happen to be black to divest
    themselves of the “African hyphen American” foolishness. In truth,
    blacks today are no more African than I am mezzo-soprano. Teresa
    Heinz-Kerry is more authentic African-American than Jesse Jackson,
    she having been born in Mozambique.

    I’ll take the petty name-calling, because I am right. And it will only
    be when all of America realizes the truth of this that we will truly
    have a “United” States.]

    scroll for much more here..


  • bg


    August 14, 2012

    Panic in the camp of ‘black Jesus’

    [The amateur president has had an easy ride in his re-election campaign –
    until now. He has been comfortably ahead in most of the opinion polls. The
    left-dominated news media continue to fawn upon Mr. Obama as though
    he were – in the words of one of his own close advisers – “black Jesus.”

    Now, the black-Jesus freaks are in a panic. The first attack ads were on
    your screens within hours of Mitt Romney’s confirmation that Paul Ryan,
    the tea-party movement’s dream candidate, was to be his running-mate
    for veep.

    The Church of Obama, much outspent by the Latter-Day Saints in the
    White House campaign, is in a panic. It has even resorted to a swear-
    word in an email inviting potential supporters to stump up $5 or more
    to keep Mr. Manchurian in the luxury to which he has become

    The hard-left “Democrats” of today (the quote-marks should surely be
    part of WND’s house style from now on) don’t just hate conservatives.
    They fear us.]


  • Tooty Fruiti would have been Obie’s choice of ice cream, meanwhile Moochie was across the street at the Chinese restaurant enjoying the cream of sum yung gi…….

  • gwhh

    Isn’t “It tasted like chocolate” a RASCIM comment. Does that not imply that balck people taste like choclate. Does that mean white people taste like vanilla ice cream?

  • RedStater

    Yeah, it tasted like chocolate and smelled like Bigfoot. Goonie-goo-goo!

  • patrick57

    looks like it would make a very good urinal cake

  • Kyle Kiernan

    Read the plaque. Closely.

    “I treated her to the finest ice cream Baskin-Robbins had to offer” Baskin-Robbins offers pretty much one grade of ice cream which is “nice and omnipresent”. The realy good stuff is elsewhere like Haagen-Das or wherever.

    “Our dinner table doubling as the curb” what?? Dinner tables in Baskin-Robbins? and they double as curbs? Is Salvador Dali running this ice cream shop?

    “I kissed her and it tasted like chocolate.” Her…it? And I really want to know what flavor ice cream she had before I say one more word.

    The capper has got to be this memorializing boulder at the historic site of this formative event in the progress of this young proto-god. I hope it has a shelf so pilgrims can place their votive candles properly.

  • Militant conservative

    Gee maybe a chilli dog,

    LOL, this president is such a


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  • BarbaraS

    Is anyone surprised the obamas would kiss in a Baskin-Robbins ice cream store? Must have been a show for all the little kiddies there. BTW, did they french or was it just a peck? History doesn’t tell us. History has already told us more than we want to know.

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  • JPhat

    Will they commemorate Barack’s first gay kiss as well? It’s been said that he had homosexual relations while in Chicago.

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  • Truth Teller

    Visiting Chicago soon…will make a point to fill that memorial full of feces.

  • scneocon

    #117 – Good one! You got my LOL of the day.

  • scneocon

    It’s a wonder O’s first solid stool hasn’t been preserved & bronzed as a religious relic.

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  • aGrimm

    I’m nominating that it be called the “Obama, Kiss-off” monument.

    It is astounding: a monument to the Obama’s first kiss?!!! Next we’ll see people saying they see Obama in their cheese sandwich. A piece of one of his golf divots will cure you of neuritis, neuralgia, and diarrhea of the mouth. Get hold of one of his left over waffle bites and you will live to be 100 (if Obamacare doesn’t negate the magic first). I am organizing a pilgrimage to the “Obama, Kiss-off” rock next week; you too can join for only $39,500 which includes napkins to wipe the drool and stupid looks off the worshipers’ faces. Accomodations provided by the “Occupy Used Tent Company” but are not guaranteed bed bug or disease free.

  • Mike

    That’s all I need to see this morning. Does anyone really give a “Rat’s Ass” I sure as hell don’t and this isn’t even something I need to know or want to see.

  • RebeccaH

    Good grief. What next? A memorial toilet in Hawaii where little Barry took his first big boy poop?

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