Beautiful. The fleabaggers at Camp Poopstock suffered a complete meltdown and it was all caught on tape.
They must have run across some bad weed… Or, maybe they just found their new spokesman spokesperson?
(Warning on Language)
Someone better call mommy and daddy. These kids need a timeout.
The kid’s name is Edward T. Hall III. He is the poster boy for the movement. He’s a student at Columbia University.
It figures.

“Ted” attended Harvard, Carnegie Mellon, and Bard College and is the grandson of this famous anthropologist. He also runs a company called lghtsrc.org that’s dedicated to “unifying humanity’s shared tools to make sure life on Earth flourishes.” Ted was part of an “agile” committee whose tasks range from organizing candlelight vigils in 45 minutes to “on-the-down-low” missions like spotting undercover cops. (“There are CIA and FBI all over the place.”) I asked him where occupiers were going to the bathroom and he told me they mainly went to the nearby Burger King and McDonald’s. People sometimes went to friends’ apartments to shower, but Ted has no need for fancy water and soap. Apparently he “can’t take that much time away,” so he has a “secret place” where he cleans himself, which he tells only a select “hardcore” few about. From his description, I guessed that he knew of a semi-hidden outdoor shower or a hose or maybe a sympathetic Starbuck’s manager who’s looking to “stick it to the man.”
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Published May 22, 2012 at 5:04 am - 81 Comments
Perfected democrat commented:
Where can I find a pair of those glasses at the end for Halloweeneeeeee!
Nelle commented:
“We must destroy our country to save our country. Drag the yachters out of their offices! We need better gas mileage! Help!!”
Did no one ever tell them to just say no?
proof commented:
Obama loaned him his teleprompter?
Ashen commented:
Do we know exactly who he was referring to when he was talking about, “this is our country. Our jobs, no theirs”? (I’m paraphrasing). Btw, I see plenty of jobs on craigslist everyday. They don’t pay very well but he looks fairly young and has time to build a positive work record and move up in the world. He needs a haircut and also needs to ditch the ridiculous hat unless he wants to work in a head shop. Which would be fun, except it doesn’t pay enough.
Varmint Hunter commented:
…..and leave Britney alone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc
Aaron Z. commented:
Kid has fetal alcohol spectrum disorder (FAS).
Earthmover commented:
I’m normally pretty calm, but I felt the urge to punch him. Is this normal?
he F'd em, killed em, then ate em commented:
some kinda screechin tranny navajo mud toy… kwide innerestun
ant commented:
Rocky Dennis and Meg Griffin probably shoulda thought things out a little more, they probably wouldn’t be so desperate and homesick as they are now.
CommieJuice commented:
Apparently the kids of Vanilla Ice escaped from the rehab clinic and robbed a homeless person taking his glasses and hat. The camera was subsidized.
SAVE OUR COUNTRY, SAVE OUR COUNTRY! Was this in Canada?
It’s actually the funniest disturbing thing I’ve seen in a while. It’s almost like when reality turns into Fear and Loathing on Wall Street, rolled in Saturday Night Live and smothered in Marxism. Mmmm… delish!
Granny commented:
#8 October 15, 2011 at 2:55 am
he F’d em, killed em, then ate em commented:
some kinda screechin tranny navajo mud toy… kwide innerestun
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Leave the Navajo out of it. They are as patriotic as you or I.
Paul Albers commented:
Give him a haircut, a bath and cold turkey him off pot.
A poster child for pot smokers everywhere. Uncontrollable anger.
he F'd em, killed em, then ate em commented:
Granny commented:
#8 October 15, 2011 at 2:55 am
he F’d em, killed em, then ate em commented:
some kinda screechin tranny navajo mud toy… kwide innerestun
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Leave the Navajo out of it. They are as patriotic as you or I.
Granny — jest yu wach Dead Man with Johnny Depp an yule unnerstan. i aint got nothin agin no Injuns. its em tranny hippies wat aint no count.
Granny commented:
Looks like crowd induced hysteria requiring pyschiatric intervention to me! We’ll see more of this.
Granny commented:
Well now. Lookie, lookie here at what I found . . . . this guy is Ted Hall, one of the OWS “organizers” and apparently he is known for drawing attention to himself in rather hysterical ways – like crawling through a baggage carousel.
http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/culture/2011/10/3626979/herald-zuccotti-park-occupy-wall-street-experienced-narrated-and-occ
justavoter commented:
The effects that this wonderful, future leader of the country is on is not from pot.Seems more like LSD to be honest.
Just think, this is one of the people that that representative thinks we should give 40k of “our” hard earned dollars too simply because that same rep and same acid brained kid have done and are doing all they possible can to keep people out of work.
I seriously hate this kid and the rep who wants to hand him 40k for more acid and dope.
Bob Z commented:
Lets just give them california and they all can live for free and pay for it themselves
justavoter commented:
Hell no Bob, they can live anywhere west of California that is not an island.
Bob Z commented:
This kid has been well taking care of and is just another far left liberal. He is planning on making money of this.
“Ted attended Harvard, Carnegie Mellon, and Bard College and is the grandson of this famous anthropologist. He also runs a company called lghtsrc.org that’s dedicated to “unifying humanity’s shared tools to make sure life on Earth flourishes.” Ted was part of an “agile” committee whose tasks range from organizing candlelight vigils in 45 minutes to “on-the-down-low” missions like spotting undercover cops. (“There are CIA and FBI all over the place.”) I asked him where occupiers were going to the bathroom and he told me they mainly went to the nearby Burger King and McDonald’s. People sometimes went to friends’ apartments to shower, but Ted has no need for fancy water and soap. Apparently he “can’t take that much time away,” so he has a “secret place” where he cleans himself, which he tells only a select “hardcore” few about. From his description, I guessed that he knew of a semi-hidden outdoor shower or a hose or maybe a sympathetic Starbuck’s manager who’s looking to “stick it to the man.”
Granny commented:
#20 Bob
The guy isn’t black and he is well under 60, so he did NOT go to Harvard on a scholarship LOL. Those are not for white males. Sounds to me like he is protesting against himself.
Cutlers bad knee commented:
I could have sworn that it was Carrot Top or Shaun White ? Or possibly related to Jenine Barfolio. He takes a shower under a hose but does not understand why the water has a yellow tint to it, but ” no problemo the water is nice and warm dude”…..
Conservative Ken commented:
Me thinks it’s time for your monthly shower bubba.
Reaganite Republican commented:
Is there a gas leak down there?
Cutlers bad knee commented:
Oh, and also was kind of bummed out when I found out Scooby- Doo and Shaggy did not show up with Thelma at the end of the video.
But I’m sure they will show up sooner or later, Thelma took all the Scooby Snacks for when her and her new friends get the munchies…….
Obama Nation commented:
Beware the invasion of the Occutards!
http://www.commieblaster.com/
squeaky commented:
[[Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. has offered his own $804 billion jobs plan that calls on the federal government to hire the nation’s 15 million unemployed Americans for jobs paying roughly $40,000 each, and bail out all the states and cities facing budget crises...]] rocket science i tell ya’….15 million new seiu members. i would think that the longevity of these jobs would be but a flash.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/10/14/rep-jesse-jackson-calls-on-government-to-hire-all-unemployed-americans-for/
[[South Korean President Lee Myung-Bak delivered an unusual and enthusiastic political boost to President Barack Obama, praising his salvation of the US auto industry in the key electoral battleground state of Michigan. The visiting leader of a nation...]] a stumpin’ for our dumbkin’.
http://www.france24.com/en/20111015-koreas-lee-stumps-obama-gm-plant
squeaky commented:
OT – but…..
[[CNN) -- The son of U.S.-born militant cleric Anwar Al-Awlaki was among those killed in a trio of drone attacks in southern Yemen on Friday night, a security official said.]]
http://edition.cnn.com/2011/10/15/world/meast/yemen-drone-attack/index.html?on.cnn=1
[[CAIRO (AP) -- A U.S. drone strike killed a son of Egyptian-born Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman in Afghanistan, a radical Islamist group said.]] the good [not] sheik was osama spiritual mentor and is currently enjoying all the perks of super max.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/ML_EGYPT_AFGHANISTAN?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT
NeoKong commented:
Here is another video of him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-zcYygIE8&feature=player_embedded
He appears at the :42 sec mark.
Bert commented:
OK, since we’re being forced to relive the 60s, here goes:
“We don’t smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don’t take our trips on LSD
We don’t burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin’ right, and bein’ free.
I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin’s still the biggest thrill of all
We don’t make a party out of lovin’;
We like holdin’ hands and pitchin’ woo;
We don’t let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.
And I’m proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin’s still the biggest thrill of all.
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won’t be seen.
Football’s still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect the college dean.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.”
One more time!
Jimmy commented:
Laughing too hard to comment!
Carbon Pootprint commented:
Escape from New York, make it real. Let the 100 or so honest people out and seal it off. It’s a lost cause bahahahahaa
Tom63010 commented:
Reminds of someone else:
http://tinyurl.com/6xuodb3
Roger commented:
Phencyclidine (PCP) (angel dust) The drug has been known to alter mood states in an unpredictable fashion, causing some individuals to become detached, and others to become animated. Intoxicated individuals may act in an unpredictable fashion, possibly driven by their delusions and hallucinations. PCP may induce feelings of strength, power, and invulnerability as well as a numbing effect on the mind.
There ya have it.
FGT commented:
It’s not poison, it’s just poorly manufactured…..man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuTbYcEjyhY&feature=related
Joe College commented:
Sorry to go off topic…
We’ve been hearing that Obamacare is a done deal cannot be extracted. Well, Obama undid a major piece of it in one minute yesterday with the stroke of a pen. Just washed it down the memory hole. That was easy.
Then they lumped it with his usual Friday News Dump.
It figures that WaPo would busy sneak the story by sneaking it into its “health-science” section. See, that way they can say they covered it and meanwhile nobody sees it.
“White House eliminates insurance program for long-term care”
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/white-house-kills-long-term-care-program/2011/10/14/gIQAVZLYkL_story.html
You can bet he’s trying to slim the whole law down to try to improve its chances before the Supreme Court. This also is consistent with his new stated approach to the ‘Jobs Bill’ of feed it piecemeal to Congress.
That Friday News Dump sure is useful. He also used that yesterday to inform us of the new African war he’s getting us into in Uganda.
bg commented:
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The Exasperation of the Democratic Billionaire
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Joe College commented:
re #36. Sorry my typing’s so awful.
Pat commented:
ummm I don’t want that dude feelin’ me.
CT commented:
Phony baloneys!
MikeSilver commented:
Someone should do a video between these whiny smelly children pretending to be brave versus the real bravery of our soldiers operating under real danger, ie real bullets and bombs.
D W Pepper commented:
Didnt I see him on the ” leave brittany spears alone” video ???
Tregonsee commented:
I tend to take these folks fairly seriously as a threat. The demonstrators of 1968 and later made no more sense, but they were an integral part of the eventually successful effort to change the direction of this country. The results were predictable, and we are still seeing the consequences. Remember, now as then, they are just the tip of the proverbial iceberg.
Obama Nation commented:
Hawaii Reporter Says Fair Examination Of Obama’s Birth Certificate Would Be Prudent
http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2011/10/hawaii-reporter-says-fair-examination.html
RedBeard commented:
I agree with others, that this insanity can’t be caused by wacky tobakky. This degree of derangement and brain damage would require a cocktail of PCP, meth, crack, and LSD.
Locutisprime commented:
One lone loon, pissing himself and whining at a camera, does not a melt down make IMO. Try again. Although the whimpering girl at the end was a nice touch. “This is not what America is supposed to be!”
She’s right! Living in a park and not bathing for weeks and pissing in alleys isn’t what America is supposed to be, but that is what she and the others have chosen. I wonder where she and the others went wrong? Something tells me that it has something to do with expecting society to wet nurse you all your life. JMO
Raddave9 commented:
This isn’t spicoli..this is a rotten spoiled brat who used to scream “I want that candy” at his parents in the grocery store. He’s this kid having reached adulthood (physically not otherwise)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg7Dspl90eo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
tadcf commented:
First, they ignore us; then, they call us names; then they fight us; then we win. —Gandhi (On nonviolent demonstration.)
Apparently the web is locked into calling names.
No Man commented:
Bad karma!
They have cornered the market on ugly chicks.
JoeAstroturf commented:
I don’t think we should make fun of this (? guy). I think he got back from a bad experience at Barney Frank’s fire island retreat.
donh commented:
Don’t cry diaper boy…The Earth is about to be RECYCLED…Now drink your cool aid and go to sleep….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbzplq1_HLY
KeithofBoston commented:
‘The Blair Witch Project’ has a lot to answer for.
Obama Nation commented:
Michael Savage Weighs In On The Occutards On Wall Street
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-IBaTDhVkA
SturJen commented:
I got through 36 seconds before turning it off. I have a rule: If a kid starts throwing a temper tantrum, they either get a smack on the butt or a time out. This kid makes me want to deck his lazy flabby white bum to the floor and tell him to STFU.
Adults having temper tantrums are more annoying than 2-year-olds. Why? Because they know better.
DaveinPhoenix commented:
Only one word comes to mind: pu**y
daryl commented:
Got that right Dave, #55.
He really should keep his “fancy nancy” a$$ in new yawk city. Anywhere else he could be confused as “a lady of the evening” plying her trade and draw the ire of the locals.
Some of the flyover country “ladies” could and would kick his ass just to take out their competitition.
driguana commented:
I knew his grandparents, Ned (the anthropologist) and Mildred Hall in Santa Fe and worked with them over the years on a number of local projects. I would dare say they are spinning in their graves. It also appears that this is a “put-on”. As I understand it from some other sources, a number of actors have been employed and used in these protests to “act out” certain scenarios. As I have said before on other posts, this is so analagous to the “tower of babel” (babble) that it becomes almost frightening….the sound and the fury signyfing nothing….. with nothing being said.
Votemout2012 commented:
I bet “Ted’s” grandparents must be proud of their spoiled rotten waste of a grandson.
donh commented:
Ted is a living Tarot card…The Fool… http://www.wizardandwitch.com/wp-content/uploads/fool_gilded_tarot.jpg
Carbon Pootprint commented:
So he’ll be one of the special snow flakes they’ll move to safety before they bring in the working class and minorities to be used as cannon fodder? Spending the next 40 years on the stage betraying this generation like our so called watchdog media has done to our generation. We have so many wealthy Marxist traitors in this country.
Red Alert, Red Alert! commented:
Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock
How much longer can Obama maintain his paper thin facade before he is fully exposed as the Manichurian KGB Operative that he so obviously is?
http://www.commieblaster.com/
Kissmygrits commented:
Memo to grandparents. Stop sending the grandkids a check for Christmas and birthdays. They’re blowing it on wild colored clothing, hats and sleep overs. Nice necklace, Ted. Did your girlfriend give it to you.
listingstarboard commented:
You can tell this selfish ingrate has had expensive orthodontia by his perfectly straight white teeth. Just like the London rioters, alot of them were from wealthy prominent families. Round all of these treasonous terrorists up and ship them to Palestine or Iran or wherever else it is they think is preferable to this country.
listen up commented:
He is an acting school drop out…or so it seems…what a phony this ugly little mama’s boy is.
His drug high must have been wearing off…I laugh at him and the girl who also must have
flunked out of acting school…what a pair of spoiled brats. Sorros babies.
I think all of this Occupy junk is getting too much air time. I say pull the cameras off their
ugly, dirty, faces and move to something worth seeing.
donh commented:
That little Sally Jesse Raphael girl freind with the red glasses must be the Craig’s List poster from Battery Park looking for guys into receiving a blumpkin.
VetteRacer commented:
That fruit has cute lips
Not surprising he dresses like his mommie and I bet she wished her hair was that long.
USMC Thomas commented:
Their all media whores seeking their 15 minutes of fame.
Scott commented:
Hey Ted! Take your little insurrection to Cuba…See how long it takes to get locked up in a real communist utopia…The freedoms in America allow you to express yourself. The sweat of your elders built the institutions that attempted to educate you. In return, you spit on their graves and piss on the society that gave you life…Go to hell! I’m the 99%…
Rock commented:
Maybe someone should tell Nancy Pelosi, we found her children, and its not a pretty sight.
LibertyAtStake commented:
Am the only one who sees irony in the pampered grandson of an ANTHROPOLOGIST being the poster child for ‘Homo Pseudo-Intellectualus’?
d(^_^)b
http://libertyatstake.blogspot.com/
“Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive”
teapartyrepubs commented:
These people are ON DRUGS, they’re HIGH and they don’t represent we, the people in any way shape or form. They are unemployed because they are UNEMPLOYABLE because they are HIGH and they are ON DRUGS. The unions are supporting them with pizza and beer every day and they’re selling POT during their supposed demonstrations. If we, the people let these jackasses and the media continue to pretend this circus MEANS something, then we deserve to lose our liberty. SPEAK UP, and tell your friends what a LIE OWS really is. Otherwise, it’s your fault we lose our freedom. Yes, I’m serious.
Ralph Woods commented:
Sad, pitiful, tear jerking, but funny as hell. These people are going to good for a million laughs before it dies down. I am so glad the Dems jumped on their bandwagon. This is how low the Democratic party has sunk.
Observer commented:
Attended Bard College. Bard College is a front funded by the Nazi Kid Kapo Gyorgi Schwarz aka George Soros. The trust funder is just anothr useful idiot for the marxists out to destroy western Civilization by fostering decadence & depravity.
Stuart commented:
These guys want to collapse the system? And they live in New York City? Are you kidding?
Go ahead collapse the system. You now have 72 hours before NYC runs out of groceries and you guys start to eat yourselves. Best of luck to you. The clock starts… NOW!
maryd commented:
#6, that was my first thought too. The eyes are the giveaway…and the anger, yep make sense.
"gunner" commented:
i get it, this is all a way for scruffy punks and homely girls to get together and get laid.
S. Wolf commented:
Oh my gawd.. the best and brightest is not the best and brightest.
Jesusland commented:
I want them crushed.
Molon Labe commented:
Just another inheritence baby who never did a day’s work, had to go without, or doesn’t understand how priviledged he is, fighting for La Revoluccion! What an ass. I bet he’s HIV positive too.
somebody commented:
From the follow-up act near the end of the video: “This is NOT the way America is supposed to BE!”
You got THAT right!
listen up commented:
The “chaplin” at Bards is a muslim iman….enough said.
formwiz commented:
Last night on Hannity, Ann Coulter was bragging how you’d NEVER find an Ivy Leaguer among the useless idiots. Hell, we’ve got an Administration full of these morons in DC, still trying to convince everybody green energy works.
I used to like her a lot more until she developed a severe case of Ivy League snobbery (maybe she’s had it all along) during the Harriet Miers thing.
bg commented:
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Hey, #OccupyWallStreet, the Exurban League has your ‘One’ Percent right here:
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Molon Labe commented:
Wow with pants like those I best he is on the best of terms with the iman at Bard College.
Mad Hatter commented:
Savage is right, Liberalism is a mental disorder.
Ghilmeini commented:
I think the young man is mentally ill or having a psychotic episode.
I have little regard for the occupiers but this boy deserves sympathy not derision.
pdog commented:
Why are the majority of anthropologist’s kids crazy?