Earthquake Rattles Washington DC – Obama Goes Biking

A 5.8 quake hit Washington DC this afternoon.

Drudge reported:
DETAILS…
Largest previous on record 4.8…
Pentagon, Capitol evacuated…
Shakes Manhattan…
Felt from Toronto to Atlanta…
Epicenter VA…
Felt In Chicago…
Airports Closed…
CELLPHONES OUT…
Nuke Plant Shuts Down…

The Obama family was biking.

(Yahoo)

More… Warthog added:

Epicenter was situated at the convergence of Bush’s Fault, Congress’s Fault, Teaparty Fault, and Itsnotmy Fault.

 

  • american patriot

    “EARTHLINGS, STOP THE PROFLIGATE SPENDING”

  • GrayRider

    It’s the perfect place for it. Now, how about some fire & brimstone and 40 days of rain. Noah? Bueller? Noah? Bueller?

  • Adirondack Patriot

    We just had an eathquake here near Schenectady, NY. We think it may be from the Virginia earthquake. Tall office buildings and lightposts swayed. Very unusual for Upstate, New York. Waiting for data.

  • Missy8s

    President Downgrade’s fault!!!

  • Militant Conservative

    Caliphate grows due to Obama.

    Jesus with earthquake button, test,test, yup

    We’re good to go. I love irony.

    Powder is dry

  • http://www.scaredmonkeys.com Red

    5.8 – 6.0 magnitude earthquake rocks the east coat, JFK reported closed, federal buildings being evacuated and Obama playing golf. No seriously, it was reported when quake hit, Obama was on the golf coarse.

    What imagery.

  • SnowSoul

    Wonder if Deepok Chopra farted, I mean, meditated again.

  • http://www.scaredmonkeys.com Red

    sorry Jim, that would be golf course. Hope it did not interfere with his game.

  • http://theundergroundconservative.wordpress.com The Underground Conservative

    Global warming blamed in 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1

  • GrayRider

    Add this to the ever expanding list of The One’s explanation for his economic destruction:
    tusami, Arab spring, ATMs, the Tea Party, BP oil spill, bad luck, those damn Republicans always voting no…

  • Dave J

    pretty strong ride here in northern VA. Saw a good comment on one of the local stations….”Tea Party Strikes again!”

  • Chataranga

    Bush’s fault. Get it?

    Welcome to the end times.

  • Bill Mitchell

    Felt it here in Charlotte, NC – just like someone shaking the back of my chair.

  • Sam Stone

    Obama just took credit for preventing an 8.0!

  • Louie_DaSmasher

    Don’t worry!!

    That girl’s bike has an emergency bell on the handlebars.

    (Bidda-ring, Bidda-ring, Bidda-ring.)

  • Remco Kimber

    The moon god is angry.

    Muzzies getting ready for their combined end-of-ramadingdong and 9/11 celebrations

  • Sam Stone

    I was sitting in my car in Columbia Md eating lunch when I thought someone had jumped on my bumper shaking my car.

    What a ride….
    Not as bad as the 6.2 I was in in Mexifornia years ago. Watched the blacktop roll like water.

  • Ginger

    You think that God is telling those liberal states to change their ways or else?

    Please let every one be safe.

  • Andreas K.

    Kenny Solomon tweeted that he was taking a nap. I don’t believe him! He’s one of them eeeeevil Joooooooooos, I bet he used some eeeeevil Jooooooooooo magicks to make this earthquake happen!

  • Ginger

    All joking aside… “God does work in strange and mysterious ways.”