Wicked Prime Minister Announces the Vaccinated Population Can Now Resume Their Orgies of Up to 25 People

New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern is famous for ordering the people of New Zealand to “not talk to your neighbors” during the COVID pandemic. Ardern also bragged about creating two classes of people in the country, the vaccinated and unvaccinated.

This week the wicked New Zealand Prime Minister announced that the easing of the COVID-19 restrictions will allow for orgies of up to 25 people.

Ardern giggled as she spoke about the resumption of New Zealand orgies.

Via ETurbo News.

According to Ardern, the ‘traffic light system,’ which is being used as New Zealand slowly rolls back harsh COVID-19 restrictions, would allow for the most intimate of gatherings.

Prime Minister Ardern confirmed that everything from dating to sex parties is back on the table. “I can confirm that Tinder liaisons have reopened,” she said, adding, “it’s not strictly embedded in the traffic light system but um, it is a given, up to 25 actually, in a red area.”

Ardern told a television audience.

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern: I can confirm that tender liasons have reopened. (giggling)

Reporter: Great news… for my friend

Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern: It’s not strictly embedded in the traffic light system. But, it is a given. Up to 25 actually in a red area.

yeah, but did your PM go on national television to officially announce that *checks notes* orgies can resume? pic.twitter.com/cG4YyIvEZT

— Calliope Ryder (@callioperyder) December 10, 2021