HARD TIME! Someone “Sent A Bag Of Candy Penises To Jussie Smollett In Care Of Chicago Police Dept’s 1st District Station”

Some schmuck mailed a box of d*cks to the police station where Jussie Smollett was booked!

A thoughtful person sent a bag of candy penises to @jussiesmollett in care of CPD’s 1st District station. Unfortunately, Mr. Smollett is no longer at the address and the “bag of dicks” has been returned.

I’m betting nobody ever did that to Tupac.

No word on if the sender also included one of these handy cards. From the D*cks By Mail website (NSFW)

(Warning on content)

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