Rubio Makes Small Penis Joke About Trump

Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio made a small penis joke about GOP rival Donald Trump on Sunday–and thought so highly of it he put video of himself telling the penis joke on YouTube.

Rubio was talking to a crowd in Roanoke, Virginia about how Trump has started to call him “Little Marco” when he made his joke.

“…He’s always calling me little Marco. And I’ll admit he’s taller than me he’s like six-two. Which is why I don’t understand why his hands are the size of someone who’s five-two. Have you seen his hands? They’re like this.

“And you know what they say about men with small hands…(Rubio paused and grinned as the crowd squealed with delight at the sexual insult.)

“You can’t trust them. You can’t trust them. You can’t trust them. Alright? You can’t trust them.”

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