Planned Parenthood, the nation’s leading abortion provider, released its own version of the “Twelve Days of Christmas” this year.
Because only an godless leftist group could tie the birth of Christ to the slaughter of babies in the womb.
Staff members of the Arizona affiliate of Planned Parenthood are celebrating the season by changing the lyrics of the traditional Christmas carol, “The Twelve Days of Christmas,” to accommodate the abortion industry.
Planned Parenthood Arizona says it “wants to wish everyone happy holidays and a wonderful 2014!” They add, “We hope you will enjoy this original song written by staff and performed by volunteers. And, if you want to know more about the different types of birth control mentioned in the song, visit www.ppaz.org.”
Introducing “The Twelve Days of Contraception” or, as Planned Parenthood has named it, “The Twelve Days of Christmas (the contraceptive version),” where your true love will bestow upon you a box of Plan B, condoms, Depo-Provera shots, NuvaRings, birth control pills, dental dams, diaphragms, and other contraceptive goodies.