New White House Petition Demands Obama Nationalize Twinkie Industry

Great. Put the King Ding-Dong in charge of Ding-Dongs.

A new petition on the White House website wants Obama to nationalize the Twinkie industry.
The Politico reported:

A new White House petition wants President Obama to nationalize the “Twinkie industry,” saving the popular junk food from possible extinction.

“We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center,” a petition on the White House “We the People” website requests.

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  • BigRed

    What’s Michael Moore going to eat now?

  • iamsaved

    What would Michele Obama say?

  • pagar

    Obama has never ran a lemonade stand, has no knowledge at all of running a large company.
    For that you need some one with experience. But that is not what the American leftists want, they want to run this country into the ground.

  • hermie

    Since Michelle considers Twinkies a public enemy they will die a quick death.

    But on the bright side by Executive Order the Federally mandated Tofu bars will soon be available. Be sure to place your order for a case, or else you will have to pay a penalty.

  • Tighterlines64

    Wow the bammer has a big dilemma here. Save the jobs or not ever get any from the first wookie for supporting junk food. I think He will side with the junk food here.

  • Rachelle

    Twinkies for Obama almost makes sense. Brainless.

  • http://savingtherepublic.com SavingtheRepublic.com

    he’s bailed everyone else out why not! Had he grown up in the US he probably would lift a finger to help them.

    Just think no more Wonder Bread, mini powdered donuts, twinkies…..

  • ★FALCON★

    Someone start a White House petition for Dictator Jackass to resign, and I’ll sign it.

  • ratsofred

    Stick your twinkies up obamas and the sheepies asses . GOD DAMN this administration and get rid of it ! .

  • Walknot

    Which one of you guys is Daniel B.? Heh.

  • aprilnovember811

    This would require shareholders go along wouldn’t it? That isn’t going to happen. I don’t think Hostess wants any part of that stealth Jihadist in the White House.

  • Practical Jane

    Michelle will never go for that. However, this is just the type of investment Bain might be interested in – and if they do invest in Hostess so will we.

  • AndyKC

    Let them eat cake!

  • http://teachx3sblog.wordpress.com/ TeachX3

    OMGosh. I can barely take any more of the stupidity.

  • http://! l.barney

    he won’t do anything as Queen Michelle thinks twinkies are fattening-unless she has a “farewell” Twinkie bash with a few close friends so they can chow down on them and make sure the staff keeps mum about said bash!

  • RealMc

    I bet Romney could turn that company around.

  • rhonda

    National Bakery of America, National Car maker of America. the communist are already here.

  • GreenDroll

    Just wait until he nationalizes your labor. We will all be equal happy serfs, providing each other with services and enjoying our collective property.

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  • dnb03

    A paradox, a paradox, a most amazing paradox: Should you save the unions by saving junk food? Someone call Michelle.