Tale of Two VP Workouts: Paul Ryan vs. Joe Biden

A tale of two VP workouts.
First – here is Republican Paul Ryan.

Paul Ryan stays fit with the now-best selling P90X workout plan.

Then there is the Joe Biden workout.

Drunk.

Hat Tip Ed

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  • SoLongSong

    Yep. A heart beat away, too.

    Me likey Ryan’s workout MUCH better!

  • Patty

    Biden: ‘You Ever See Me Rope-a-Dope?’

    Joe Biden, on his way to tonight’s vice presidential debate in Kentucky, asks the press, “You ever see me rope-a-dope?”

    From the pool report:

    Vice President Biden arrived at about 10:50 a.m. at New Castle Airport. He climbed out of a gray SUV, greeted some military (see below) and then walked toward the press gathered near the wing.

    Asked about tonight’s debate he said, “Looking forward to it.”

    Asked about his strategy, whether it was rope-a-dope, he responded:
    “You ever see me rope-a-dope?”

    http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-you-ever-see-me-rope-dope_654202.html

  • Remco Kimber

    In the 1960s VW ran a commercial showing 2 politicians in a parade. The first one is sitting on the back edge of the back seat of a chauffered-driven open convertible with a couple of babes. The second pol is driving himself in his own VW (which in those days was called the Bug; it was small, stick-shifted, economical, and very affordable).

    Then the voice-over, “Which one do you want spending your tax dollars?”

    Between Ryan and Biden, in addition to the still-relevant VW question, “Who do you want to be one heart beat away?”

  • Remco Kimber

    Couldn’t find that old commercial.

    But for your entertainment and for educational purposes for those who think jihadists aren’t savages when “interfacing” with infidels,
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d3a_1327173095&comments=1

  • listingstarboard

    Troubling– the incestuous relationship of the moderator and Obama for the VP debate, the fact that Gallup gets to select the “undecided citizens” that pose questions at the next Presidential debate after releasing even more skewed polling data today–Ryan and Romney have the deck stacked against them. Glad they have the truth on their side. It is well known on Capital Hil that Biden has been a drunk for decades.

  • GotFreedom

    Strong body. . .strong mind!

  • donh

    ” Biden: ‘You Ever See Me Rope-a-Dope?’ ”

    That’s right…..hope and change became Rope and Chains ….Joe a rope a dope bait and switch CON ARTIST……Ryan best be pumped……Psycho Joe bringing his Ernie McCracken A game …> http://youtu.be/ci6YPGQedr0

  • SoLongSong

    Remco Kimber: Loved BOTH commercials! I wish the first one (described) would be shown here NOW.

  • anti-bho

    “Second fiddle Joe” on obama:
    “So clean, so articulate”, …………..
    Makes you wonder what the democrats had to pay ol’ Joe under the table to play second to an empty chair or if he was the only one they could get to run.
    (you don’t need to watch any of these all the way through except # 2 to get the point.

    1.From this :
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fMNIofUw2I&feature=relmfu

    2. to this in eight short years?:
    http://obamashlamadama.com/flake.html

    3. or this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Lmcq7Qe6Y&feature=related
    yep. he a jerk, but sooooo coooool while he be jerkin’ us.

  • Joe College

    Biden Resting After Surgery For Second Brain Aneurysm
    http://www.nytimes.com/1988/05/04/us/biden-resting-after-surgery-for-second-brain-aneurysm.html

    * * * * *

    What I heard was they had to go through the part of the brain that controls impulsiveness.

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  • lizzy84

    Ryan= Laissez-faire

    Biden= Lazy fare

    Godspeed, Paul Ryan.

  • sharon

    Is that really biden?

  • donh

    Psycho Joe is gonna be wearing Rocky Marciano’s cuff link around his neck to be like an angel on his shoulder ” If you ever get hurt and feel your going down this little angel is gonna wisper in your ear and he’s gonna say GET UP YOU SON OF A BITCH CAUS MICKEY LOVES YOU ! “….Rocky Marciano had 2 cufflinks. He gave one to Mickey to hang it around Rockey Balboa’s neck…the other he gave to ” some bum “…that bum must have been Harry Reid who chained it around Joe’s neck. ….> http://youtu.be/YUUZH7-8o8Y

  • Redwine

    Ryan needs to be very wary of being sandbagged by Biden. Joe is a nasty and devious piece of work. Don’t let the babbling idiot fool you. Paul Kengor, the author two great books on the Communist infiltration of America, Dupes and The Communist (about Barry’s mentor Frank Marshall Davis), wrote a must-read article on vicious Joe: http://spectator.org/archives/2012/10/10/old-smirkin-joe

  • Redwine

    Reagan on the devious, lying, cheating demagogue Biden: http://spectator.org/archives/2012/10/11/reagan-on-biden-smooth-but-pur

  • donh

    This debate is CRITICAL. You can’t let the drowning Obama come up for air. A strong debate by Ryan FINISHES IT. Ryan need to play the role of rebellious son BIFF and turn this debate into a Death of a Salesman.

  • vonvervengarten

    Can I have that 19 seconds back…please?

  • Redwine


    #17 October 11, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    donh commented:

    This debate is CRITICAL. You can’t let the drowning Obama come up for air. A strong debate by Ryan FINISHES IT. Ryan need to play the role of rebellious son BIFF and turn this debate into a Death of a Salesman.

    Absolutely!

  • MicahStone

    The d-cRAT stooges and puppets in the socialist media learned something from OBOZO’s massive, humiliating failure and defeat in the first debate: No matter how humongously awful, bad and incompetent the d-cRAT socialist is in the debate, still say that “he won a decisive, but tough, victory over the Republican/Tea Party extremist.” THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL HEAR FROM THESE OBOZO SUCK-UPS AFTER EVERY SUBSEQUENT DEBATE.

  • bg

    ++

    OT..

    October 5, 2012

    ‘I’m scared to go to school and get jumped’

    October 9, 2012

    OORAH!

    October 10, 2012

    AWOL

    ==

  • lizzy84

    @dohn/#17 said…..This debate is CRITICAL
    Agreed. Biden likes to play the gaffe prone fool but he’s no dummy. He’s an old school, dirty fighter who’s going into tonight with very low expectations. It will be interesting to see what tricks Joe has up his sleeves to distract from oBama’s disastrous record. Ryan’s going to have to keep the audience focused and use his smarts to maneuver those distractions back to oBama’s epic first term fail and Romney’s plans for reform.
    My bet’s on Ryan to put this thing away tonight.

  • bg

    ++

    The Biden Plan

    [As meaningless, non-binding symbolic Senate resolutions go, Joe Biden just managed a doozy. By passing with 75 votes a meaningless, non-binding symbolic Senate resolution in favor of the partition of Iraq, Biden managed to simultaneously: infuriate nearly all Iraqis, who have virtually unanimously condemned the resolution (as have the Arab allies of the US, for that matter); let Senate Republicans off the hook by allowing them to say that they voted for change even though they continue to vote against anything real; and endorse an unworkable plan which would massively increase human suffering while working against American interests in the region and not actually solving the problems.]

    ==

  • donh

    Biden is going to play a dirty old Van Wilder…> http://youtu.be/1fI6uUhgYxo He is going to try and win the debate by slipping in some sexual double entendre joke on live TV and render Ryan too stunned to respond adequately. He will also wage a shock and awe bombing of manuer pulled directly out of his own bunghole. Lies that are too outlandish to be challenged in the heat of the moment. If Ryan can read Biden’s poker face, and call out his bluffs in real time Ryan WINS. Biden is a serial plagerizer. There will be LIES. Biden may even use his gift of time travel answering questions he personally asked back in a 1936 televised debate.

  • Everytime either candidate interrupts the other with a snarky laugh or guffaw, hold your breath for 30 seconds. When you pass out and you miss most of the debate, you will thank me.

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