Lurch: We Must Stop the Rise of the Oceans… It’s in the Scripture (Video)

Fact check in Aisle #9…
John Kerry attacked Mitt Romney for not supporting Emperor Obama’s ridiculous promise to stop the rise of the oceans… Lurch insists it’s in the scriptures.

“And despite what you heard in Tampa, an exceptional country does care about the rise of the oceans and the future of the planet. That is a responsibility, that is a responsibility from the Scriptures.”


For the record… Sea levels dropped in 2011 without Obama’s help.

Do you suppose the liberal media will dare to fact check this lunacy?

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  • Robodog7

    How about slowing the Rise of the National Debt first?

  • Mikey

    He also repeated the Palin / SNL skit lie. ” that she said she could see Russia from her house.”

  • bigkahuna

    It is there…Right after the part that says

    Thou shall kill you baby
    Thou shall bend over you best buddy and take him from behind
    Thou shall not teach a man to fish..thall shall steal the fish from the fisherman, call him evil and rich and tell him to fish more..our flock is hungry
    Thou shall give away free stuff to illegal aliens
    Thou shall treat treat me as you do your brother in a hut and auntie on welfare.
    Thal shall not lie…(back up lightning is about to strike the arena)
    Thall shall not restrict birth control for sluts
    Thal shall punish success and reward failure
    Thall shall not require work for welfare
    Thal shall not require voter id for morons

    feel free to add your own

  • Richard Gilson

    He’s awfully confused. After all, he’s a Democrat.

    Probably thinking of the parting of the Red Sea.

  • Texas_Treeroach

    John Kerry – a lifetime of deceit, lies and self-aggrandizement. Who is surprised at anything this man said tonight?

    The choice for this Country becomes more and more defined.

  • bigkahuna

    Wow Horsehead was really tough and must have had Bill Mahrer write his speech…It was a joke

  • rhonda

    NBC is giving the dems two hours of prime time. they didn’t do that for republicans did they?

  • Opaobie

    My comment at #5 is awaiting moderation, but everything there is documented and supported by sworn testimony. I have links directly to their server to some pdf files that are excerpts from the Swiftboat Veterans books from the 2004 election.

    Hanoi John Fraud Kerry is a fitting speaker for the party of treason and treachery.

  • Opaobie

    A caller to one of the radio shows today said they moved the speech indoors because they were afraid if there was any lightning in the area, it would be attracted to the two bolts sticking out of the side of Kerry’s neck…..“IT’S ALIVE!! ALIVE!!”

  • YES WE CON! served in Vietnam.


    TRUTH lives at

  • bigkahuna

    I Just heard Bite me say( before I turned him off) say…I love the American people..there isnt anything we cant do….

    accept :

    Pass a budget
    Balance a budget
    Cut the deficit
    stop wasting taxpayer dollars
    Lie about Solar Enery scams
    Figure out who ordered Fast and Furious and prosecute him /her
    Lie about Global Warming/ Cooling / Climate change. Its the new religion
    Stop Barry for breaking the law and dumping on the constitution.

  • Opaobie

    Kerry looks out of place without “Wade Sanders”, Kerry’s “Best Band of Bums Buddy”, standing there introducing him like he did all throughout the 2004 election appearances…Sanders may even be out of prison by now after serving a term for CHILD PORN crimes.

  • Finncrisp

    Lurch is having a moment. He doesn’t get out much. Maybe Barry can get him a hunting gig like he had in the 2004 run…

  • myohmy

    I think the democratic party has just gone MAD. DNC convention has becoming more and more like Jonestown waiting for their dear leader to arrive.

  • Francesca

    WHERE in the scriptures does it say that? I don’t think so.

  • MikeSilver

    They can stop the rise of the oceans and ensure the future of the planet, but somehow can’t predict the weather one day out.

  • Economan

    So suddenly Lurch is concerned about scripture? How about: “Thou shall not kill” or “Though shall not steal”?

  • Lars

    Mister Scriptures has no idea, and neither does his party.