The Onion: New Obama Ad Links Romney to JonBenét Ramsey’s Murder

Well, why not?
They’ve already linked him to one death… And El Salvador death squads.
So why not the murder of JonBenét Ramsey?

The Onion (a satire website) reported:

CHICAGO—With campaign rhetoric becoming increasingly heated and both presidential nominees releasing more attack ads, a new 30-second spot from the Obama campaign this week accuses his opponent Mitt Romney of committing the 1996 murder of 6-year-old beauty pageant queen JonBenét Ramsey.

Titled “He Did It,” the advertisement asks if anyone can truly remember where Romney was the night of the child’s murder, and whether the U.S. populace wants a president capable of strangling a little girl and dumping her body in her parents’ basement.
President Obama appears at the end of the advertisement to approve the message.

“I think this is a fair ad, and I think Mitt Romney owes an explanation to the American people as to why he murdered JonBenét Ramsey,” said Obama campaign manager Jim Messina, who called the commercial’s black-and-white reenactment of Mitt Romney carrying a kicking and screaming child to her death “accurate.” “Ultimately, voters need to know who they’re getting with Mitt Romney: a job- and child-killing businessman who is so deceitful he won’t release his tax returns or admit to a senseless murder that shook the nation to its core.”

Scheduled to run in multiple swing states, with significant airtime in Ramsey’s home state of Colorado, the ad criticizes Romney not just for killing the prepubescent girl, but for going to extreme lengths to cover it up. It also states that Mitt Romney paid former school teacher John Mark Karr to falsely come forward as the murderer, and accuses the former Massachusetts governor of being a sex offender.

As Harry Reid would say – It’s up to Mitt Romney to prove the accusations false.

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#2 August 10, 2012 at 11:12 am
Stella Baskomb commented:

“many Beltway observers have said the advertisements are retaliation for the Romney camp’s highly controversial ad, “Boom,” which accuses the president of being the fertilizer bomb that destroyed an Oklahoma City federal building in 1995″
#3 August 10, 2012 at 11:13 am
Bufalobob commented:

Just imagine how many prog nitwits will copy and past this onion spoof and post it on their blogs.
#4 August 10, 2012 at 11:19 am
Kate commented:

Desperation must be very high for the left wing loons. If they think this will resonate with people, they are more insane than I thought they already were.
#5 August 10, 2012 at 11:24 am
Clafoutis commented:

Onion ought to do a counter-spoof linking Harry Reid to Larry Sinclair.

Maybe Reid was born in Kenya, too.
#6 August 10, 2012 at 11:30 am
Sam Stone commented:

BREAKING NEWS FROM MSNBC: The glove found the the Simpson murder scene FITS MITT ROMNEY!
#7 August 10, 2012 at 11:38 am
Remco Kimber commented:

And Anne Romney forces her Guatemalan, illegal alien house maid to put dark clothes in with light colored garments.

These Romney people are EVIL.

Dun, Dun, Dunnnnnnn,
#8 August 10, 2012 at 11:43 am
RidAmericaofObama commented:

This stuff isn’t even a bit amusing or funny. It’s despicable. Nothing but low lifes running this country.
#10 August 10, 2012 at 11:46 am
Sam Stone commented:

BREAKING NEWS FROM MSNBC: Romney and Bain tied to Border Patrol Brian Terry’s murder. Bain helped a firearm manufacturer stay out of bankruptcy and the gun found at the scene of the murder was tied to that Bain company. Romney, not Holder or Obama is responsible for Terry’s murder.
#11 August 10, 2012 at 12:11 pm
HadEnough commented:

Word is that OJ Simpson is asking that Romney try on the glove……….OJ is saying he has facts that Romney murdered his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman.
#12 August 10, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Joseph commented:

Somebody call a WAHHMBULANCE. You all invented this stuff. You reap what you sow.
#14 August 10, 2012 at 12:26 pm
stuart commented:

To blame Mitt Romney is the height of irresponsibility. Especially when EVERYBODY knows the fault lies with George W. Bush.
#15 August 10, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Ryan commented:

We all know Mitt Romney kills women by giving them cancer…
#17 August 10, 2012 at 12:51 pm
mg4us commented:

Let the facts show DEMOCRATIC Legislator who . . .
Drowned a woman -Ted Kennedy

Or Sent Troops to their slaughter – Lyndon Johnson

Or held Americans Hostage in Tehran – Jimmy Carter

Or Sexually Used/Abused an Intern – Clinton

Or Cheated on his Cancer Stricken wife – Edwards

Or Falsely received a war medal – Kerry

Or Lies and Cheats and Spends Like a drunken sailor – Obama

Anyone see a pattern? Perhaps it is a Chromosomal Defect?

Just Look at Reid, Pelosi, Sharpton, Rangel, Rahm Emanuel, Napolitano. . .shall we go on?
#18 August 10, 2012 at 12:52 pm
mg4us commented:

And Let’s get some more facts straight:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kSYT53NMug
#19 August 10, 2012 at 1:25 pm
Mr. Head commented:

OMG…ROMNEY Is The Devil…He’s responsible for:

He planned the 9/11 attack
He invented Cancer in a secret laboratory at home
He personally infects people with AIDS
He runs a puppy mill and supplies the meat to Obama
He invented Kiddy Porn
His home’s thermostat is set so high, he personally created GLOBAL WARMING
He planned the great drought and has “puts” to make money from it
His home’s swimming pool is draining the oceans
He made Pelosi see DEAD PEOPLE
AND wait for it….He planned the HOLOCAUST