Al-Qaeda Posts “Suicide Bombers Wanted” Ad on Internet Forum

Unemployed? Need work?
Al-Qaeda is looking for dedicated volunteers.

Al Qaeda is running an ad on its Shumukh al-Islam forum seeking jihadists for suicide missions.
You must be Muslim to apply.
The Times of Israel reported, via Free Republic:

Apparently low on bombers, al-Qaeda is running a (short-term) employment advertisement on its Shumukh al-Islam Internet forum. Under the heading “Area of activity: The planet Earth,” the ad seeks jihadists to carry out suicide attacks.

Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Tuesday.

Several email addresses are provided for applicants. While their real names are not required, candidates are asked to send details of their nickname or handle, their age, marital status, languages spoken and a list of passports in their possession.

The ad on the forum, which is accessible only to al-Qaeda members, specifies the targets of the terror attacks that applicants will be expected to carry out, including “People who fight Islam and Muslims” and enemy “financial, military and media targets.”

The ad indicates that the anticipated attacks will be solo operations: “Only one person will be in charge. He will gather all of the intelligence, he will prepare the operation — and he will complete the attack.” However, it continues, “a military panel” will oversee the bomber’s training and select the target.

The job description promises only a “very slight chance of being caught.”

The ad has elicited several positive responses.

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  • Blue Hen

    What’s the health plan like?

  • JimR

    I heard their job fair was a blast!

  • blackbush666

    “….specifies the targets of the terror attacks that applicants will be expected to carry out, including “People who fight Islam and Muslims”.

    Guess that leaves out the president as a potential target.

  • Warren Peece

    Aren’t “being muslim” and being “mentally mature” mutally exclusive?

  • bg
  • bigkahuna

    Can we donate Pelosi and Reid ????? Givem a few practice runs.

    Its always funny that the people planning the attacks and those placing the ads dont volunteer

  • DoesAlQaedaOfferLifeInsurance??

    “very small chance of being caught” is outweighed by the GREAT chance of being DEAD.

  • mg4us

    Guess this is why they call it a religion of piece. . .

    Disgusting, why won’t the leaders walk the walk and do the job themselves. .perhaps they know what waits on the other side. .and it ain’t pretty.

    The GOD of Mercy and Justice. . .The GOD of Abraham. . .The God of Israel. .
    The GOD in whom we in the US trust. . . will not like what these suicide bombers do one little bit. . .

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  • coolidgerules

    Look at the picture:

    Hey, how many of you are excited for the anal widening thing?!

  • BuddyG

    If paradise is so easily obtainable then why doesn’t the al Qaeda leadership themselves do the suicide bombing?

  • bg

    ++

    for those who haven’t seen
    these as yet, here you go..

    “Prislam”

    The Third Jihad

    Homegrown Jihad: The Terrorist Camps Around The U.S.

    bit more here & here, in connecting links & threads..

    ==

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  • Spartan

    First, I can’t get past the name of the site the ad was posted on. Shumuck?

    Say it together kids,,,,,,,,,ssshhhhhmmmuuuuuckkkk. Schmuck!

    Alrighty now, back to our regularly scheduled programming!!!

  • bg

    ++

    re: #12 August 14, 2012 at 1:45 pm bg

    Coming Soon to a Town Near You

    [Sayeed is also the director of the MLFA (Muslim Legal Fund of America). This fund is a coalition of Islamists including CAIR (Council on American Islamic Relations), named an unindicted co-conspirator in the Holy Land Foundation trial; the MAS (Muslim American Society); and the American Muslim Task Force associated with the far left, such as the ANSWER Coalition. The organization clearly is a mouthpiece for the Holy Land Foundation victimology propaganda and believes among other absurd apologetics that Sami al-Arian is “wrongly accused” – note – nothing about Muslim responsibility in Islamist-inspired terror. The goal of Al-Furqaan as stated on their website is to put a Qur’an in “every household, hotel room, hospital, college dorm, and retirement home in America”. The translation is endorsed by the toxic Zakir Naik, and his entire Wahhabi-Deobandi proselytizing mission for Islamism (i.e., political Islam).

    A little research also on the Al-Furqaan site itself demonstrates some concerning ideologies. For example, on the Book of Signs website (a subsidiary of Al-Furqaan), al-Furqaan posts an interview with radical convert Yvonne Ridley in their “Myths and Realities” section, directing viewers to a 57 minute absurd and nauseating apologetic for the Taliban and against the U.K and the U.S. She is a known defender of one of the primary enemies of the United States, Mullah Omar of the Taliban. She is a British citizen who preaches to Muslims that she hopes God forgives any who join the UK police force, telling Muslims that the UK police gun down Muslims.]

    RTWT!!

    bit much more here (#46), in connecting links & threads..

    ==

  • Chris in N.Va.

    I heard it’s primarily short-duration “temp” work…

  • bg
  • Economan

    If we find out when and where the job interviews take place, we should arrange a nice 2000lb JDAM to meet them there too.

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  • Patty

    His bias and partisanship got us where we are today.

    November, BRING BACK HONOR TO OUR NATION.

  • Patty

    #OOPPS, LAST COMMENT ON WRONG THREAD, OR IS IT?

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  • This has got to be the most obvious thing I have ever seen in that Muslim acceptance in America has gotten to the point where they can advertise for suicide bombers in the newspaper without worry from FBI agents applying and busting them especially if these Muslims are advertising here in America for bombers who’ll be using bombs on targets here in America.

    Why aren’t these people being arrested right now??

    They are like the Socialists and Communists in this country, has been so accepted by dumb-butt American’s who voted and support Democrats and Obama, that they don’t even try to cover it up anymore, they’re right out in the open with it. It’s, ” I’m a Communist, that’s right, do you have a problem with that?” And what can you do about it? The damn cops back them up because liberals claim that everyone has rights no matter what your ideology is, even Muslims who want and plan on killing us all, and Communists who want and plan on overthrowing the government of the U.S.. All these things are against the law, but the way liberals have set up their decrees you can’t bust these people until they DO something, no matter how many people they kill in the process, up to their taking action on what they believe, it’s just opinion at that point.

    Back in my day you could be arrested for being a Communist but that wasn’t until near WWII. Up to that point they were being allowed to hold their conventions and the whole nine yards without anyone bothering them. But after Pearl Harbor it became very dangerous to be a known Communist or Nazi in America.

    Since 9-11 it’s actually gone in the opposite direction in that if you are Muslim stupid American’s give them all the rights and freedoms they want instead of beating the hell out of them and then calling the cops. They should all be deported and get the enemy out of the country before these stupid liberals get us all killed!!!

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  • paul52

    The pension plan has gotta suck. And no pesky health insurance premiums.

  • Zelsdorf Ragshaft III

    Well, after November 6, there will be some people current in the process of destroying America who will be out of work. All those top people at HHS, EPA, labor and most of the other places infested by Obamites will be looking for work. They have the same idology so all they need is training. Real jihadis could use them for practice.

  • think they will get any takers in the obama administration. afterall they negotiate with these guys.

  • PimpAllah

    Keep in mind all the perks in the afterlife

  • ar05075

    Numerous random test blasts will be required.

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  • Concerned America

    Unbelievable, I am surprised, they didn’t mention perks, benefits or pension status. Maybe, they would be covered under “O-Bomber-Care”.
    What a hoot. Sounds like another distraction by the Spin Doctor-media administration, or an emergency green light to move fast on Cyber Security executive order. Another misdirection to take our minds off the immediate issues at hand. Please…This one is almost too weird, even for the Al-Qaeda.

  • Just go hang out in Charlotte during the DNC , I am sure you will find many recruits there.