Oh Brother… Michelle Obama Makes “Most Beautiful” List …Update: But Which List?

Oh brother.
Michelle Obama made the “most beautiful” woman list this year – just in time for the election.

MSN reported:

Beyonce, the international superstar singer, wife of Jay-Z and mother to four-month-old Blue Ivy has been named People magazine’s world’s most beautiful woman, it was revealed on TODAY Wednesday morning…

…Also included among the mag’s “most beautiful” categories are names that include Jennifer Aniston, Michelle Obama, Jennifer Hudson, Kristen Wiig, Jennifer Lawrence and Selena Gomez. TODAY’s Kathie Lee Gifford and NBC’s Meredith Viera also made one of the lists.

“All beautiful women who are very of-the-moment,” said Chiu.

That’s weird.
Michelle Obama is mentioned in the article but she is not one of the top 12 listed on the beautiful list. Or the Beautiful at Every Age. Or the Gorgeous Women – Stunning Wardrobes list.

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  • 1RedBeard

    If we rated women on inner beauty, Michelle Obama would be down at the bottom of the list, with the added comment of: Gorgon-like Ugly.

  • Rachelle

    Did Cheetah come in second?

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  • Mary

    Liberals, one and all…gag me. I suppose if I had a hairdresser and make-up artist who “did me” everyday, I’d look better, too. But I’m just a hateful, old, Conservative, SahM clinging to her Bible and guns. HA!

  • Teddy

    Inner beauty? Twisting hate into beauty is over the edge. Even for a libbie suck-up puff piece for Meeee(all about me)chelle.

  • ron hastings

    the most beautiful sasquatch in a room of women.

  • Sam Stone

    Michelle Obama looks like Rue Paul in drag!

  • driguana

    Unbelievable…..this clearly shows how low the mass media has fallen! Personally, I can’t find one thing attractive about this woman! Certainly not her demeanor.

  • Kate

    The best I can say is gag me. Michelle is ugly inside and out.

  • Was this a beauty contest from viewers of animal Planet ?

    well OK, I guess she is pretty hot for a Wookie…..

  • FurryGuy

    Michelle Obama Makes “Most Beautiful” List

    And in related “news” Barry makes the “Most Humble Person” list, and the “Best Politician of All Time” list.

  • Indiana

    I guess “ugly, angry, black women” are in vogue. She’s a wookie.

  • rhonda

    appears America is running out of smart people and beautiful people. mooooooocheelle

  • Blacque Jacques Shellacque

    Michelle Obama made the “most beautiful” woman list this year…


  • FurryGuy

    #7 April 25, 2012 at 11:20 am
    Sam Stone commented:

    Michelle Obama looks like Rue Paul in drag!

    Rue Paul actually looks much, much better than Moochelle ever does, even with the burgeoning staff of beauty consultants the First Brickface has.

  • [email protected]

    What small minds have replied here. Comparing Michelle Obama to Cheetah, Sasquatch, Rue Paul is demeaning, cruel and proves how you are filled with ignorance and hate.

  • Joanne

    You can go into any restaurant in the U.S. and find the most beautiful woman in the world. Just because you are in the public eye doesn’t mean that is the only pool of beautiful women.

    Michelle is not beautiful in any capacity, inside or out.

    People need to check out commieblaster.com, if they haven’t already. It is unbelievable what is going on in the U.S. from voting on the internet this week to Russian troops doing exercises in the U.S. I used to think Obama being a Russian operative a bit over the top, but not anymore.

  • [email protected]

    You stated that my e-mail would not be published, but here it is!!!

  • Patty

    People’s Magazine, what a laugh.

    Where’s Palin?

    I would say what comes out of mouth of some of their beautiful people and their actions aren’t so beautiful.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxzocgVmv4M Beyonce apologize. But read what these people have said and done. NOT SO BEAUTIFUL

  • J. Knight

    The people who decided this need to invest in some eyeglasses and need to acquire some judgment as well. In reality it’s all about who is a liberal Democrat. All politics all the time with this crowd. Makes me want to puke.

  • Patty

    Tough cookie’ Sgt. Kimberly Munley took down Fort Hood gunman, Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan

    Tiny but tenacious, Sgt. Kimberly Munley was a “tough cookie” nicknamed Mighty Mouse long before her heroic takedown of the Fort Hood shooter.

    “She’s the happiest, sweetest, most fun-loving girl you’d ever want to be friends with – and never want to cross,” close friend Drew Peterson said Friday.

    Munley, a 34-year-old mom of two, proved her mettle Thursday when Maj. Nidal Hasan launched his bloody rampage at the Army base.

    Just three minutes after Hasan shot up his fellow soldiers, Munley tracked him down outside a pre-deployment facility and unloaded on him at close range.


    Now, She is beautiful inside and out. IMO

  • FurryGuy

    #12 April 25, 2012 at 11:29 am
    Indiana commented:

    In Ancient Rome grossly over-fat was considered beautiful, size meant being wealthy because you had the money to buy a lot of food. Rubenesque had been a standard for beauty from ancient times for many cultures all the way up until the 1960’s and the Twiggy revolution, an outgrowth of the narcissistic Progressive worldview.

    Remember when Nancy Reagan, Barbara or Laura Bush made any “Most Beautiful” list? I sure don’t, but they took a lot of brickbats from the media. Rosalynn Carter and Hillary, while as First Ladies, always were fawned over by the self-described unbiased media.

  • Patty

    I wonder how many men would agree with some of the list of beautiful, oh, Alexis Chiu, another women decided to print this bologna.

  • CommieJuice

    @#1 – RedBeard – “If we rated women on inner beauty, Michelle Obama would be down at the bottom of the list”

    Inner beauty, outer beauty… it’s a fail either way! Even Barbara Bush, who at the time of being first lady was old enough to be Moochelle’s mom, even she was better looking and a lot brighter than this dim bulb.

    Now on the list of the biggest spenders of tax payer dollars on personal gain, vacations and fraud… Moochelle wins out, second wouldn’t even be close. The same goes for her loser husband as far as spending.

    The word beauty and Michelle 0bama has no business being in the same sentence!

    @#11 FurryGuy – “And in related “news” Barry makes the “Most Humble Person” list, and the “Best Politician of All Time” list.”

    You nailed it brother. Great comment.

    We really need to keep tabs on who is putting out this propaganda. Make sure to never buy or use their products, go to their websites, not give them a single second of your time unless to criticize and not give them a single penny unless giving to their opposition. We can vote with out time and money daily. I suggest keeping tabs and voting nay on these vile propagandist outlets and those who make it possible for them to have such a big voice.

  • J. Knight

    #18 Martha,

    Nobody here cares about your e-mail. As for your statement, I’m sure you were outraged when all the liberals were calling Bush a chimp. Weren’t you?

  • FurryGuy

    #18 April 25, 2012 at 11:38 am
    an idiot whined commented:

    And the text you entered in the email field was NOT published. You willfully chose to use your email address as your user name, which gets published otherwise how are people supposed to know who a poster is.

    There is no stopping stupid as you so glaringly illustrate.

  • Rachelle

    18 You accidentally put your email address in the name block. That is why it came up.

    I doubt anyone here cares about your email address, but now that it is public I suppose you can expect a deluge of requests for donations from Michelle.

    Cheetah/Wookie? They both sound about right to me. She’s an ugly person with a soul to match.

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  • Patty

    What about the beautiful stay at home Moms.

  • FurryGuy

    #16 April 25, 2012 at 11:37 am
    a whiny troll commented:

    What small minds have replied here. Comparing Michelle Obama to Cheetah, Sasquatch, Rue Paul is demeaning, cruel and proves how you are filled with ignorance and hate.

    Were you this much a concern troll when Laura Bush or Sarah Palin were constantly savaged on Progressive websites? Somehow I seriously doubt it.

  • midwestengr
  • J. Knight


    I’ve always wondered how women and gay men seem to make up most of the judges when it comes to female beauty. It’s one of the peculiar aspects of modern culture. No man I know would consider Michelle Obama to be one of the most beautiful women in the world. Nor Beyonce the MOST beautiful for that matter.

  • bg


    welcome to the MSM back to the future machine Inc.

    “If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually
    come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the
    State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military
    consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State
    to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal
    enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy
    of the State.”

    ~ Joseph Goebbels quotes


  • 1RedBeard

    Martha, Mrs. Obama has earned the scorn she receives here.

    It’s pretty hard to have any respect for someone so vile as to say that it took her hubby’s elevation to public office to make her proud of her country. Prior to that, she went on record as saying that America is a just plain mean country. Nice, huh?

    Add to that her Marie Antoinette-like reign as First Diva, and the total package is pretty ugly.

  • JohnnyAmerica

    There are so many conservative women that are drop dead gorgeous that a “beautiful list” would be devoid of liberal women entirely.

  • FurryGuy

    #32 April 25, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    J. Knight commented:

    The difference is that for most of history what was considered beautiful was not some contest. People decided on their own what and how things were.

    Since the 1960’s culture was allowed to be determined by those least qualified to make such judgements. Many people are now so vacuous and empty inside they need someone else to determine what they think and feel about standards.

  • WaitWutt?

    Wow, my ass made the list at No. 12

  • Patty

    #32 April 25, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    J. Knight commented:

    My being a woman can say that I listen to men and they have a very different opinion then People Magazine on what is beautiful.

  • SeniorD

    Two points:

    1. It’s People Magazine for Heaven’s sake! The only thing keeping any given issue from floating away is the weight of the paper. Absolutely zero heavy reading here.

    2. The Demodonks probably weren’t offering enough vigorish to put her at the top spot.

  • L.E. Liesner

    It is apparent that there is nothing in this country that is not run without political correctness at it’s base. If putting her on the list would change the direction our government has taken, I would take this seriously otherwise it’s just propaganda and not worth worrying about.

  • Rudy Guiliani in drag looked better lol

  • Patty

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bstXBEDnG9w/S1fQp4wIxpI/AAAAAAAACnM/Jc_P4ObgII4/s400/lopez+without+makeup.jpeg HERE YOU GO

    And then there was this: Jennifer Lopez Comment on Sarah Palin: Why is it OK for a Liberal (Jennifer Lopez) to Call Sarah Palin a Bitch?


    My meaning of beautiful and the rag People are so opposite.

  • martha mayhem

    I’s too stoopid to knows wich box to put my email address in! Shiny things d’track me. Remembring to breathe is a chore.

  • Folks, folks, folks…beauty is in the eye of the holder…of either the big payoff check or the horse-head in the bed.

  • FurryGuy

    #44 April 25, 2012 at 12:29 pm
    The Watcher commented:

    I’ll be 5 days dead and buried before I let someone else determine what I consider beautiful or not.

    Or after I spend time at the Obama Reeducation Camp.

  • Conservative to the Core


  • Empirefalls

    Not a surprising list coming from Black Run America. Everything is in consideration for the poor persecuted negro. Pretty soon there will be music history books that will say that Tupac was a greater composer than Mozart.

    I can see

  • bg


    behind every (fitb) woman, there’s a (fitb) man.. /s/

    Obama Harbors Racist Feelings Toward Even His Mother

    [Thursday mornings at 9:00 a.m. I do a live version of my Daily Rant on
    the Craig Henne Show which airs on the Patriot Radio Network. Yesterday
    I told Craig and his listening audience the dirty little secret every black
    person knows–a dirty little secret that even the whites who know that
    secret are afraid to voice in private, much less publicly.

    It’s the dirty little secret that is the pink elephant in the middle of the
    room that undermines every conversation on/about race, regardless of
    where said conversation takes place. It is also the single greatest crime
    (yes, I said crime), of which the Obamas are guilty. I’m talking about the
    raw animus, per definition and actions, that many blacks privately harbor
    against their perception of white society as a whole.

    The white politically correct are dutifully ignorant to the reality of this.
    They blame the malevolence on historical actions, white racism, and on
    social inequality. The truth is that it has nothing to do with any of those
    things and everything to do with the socialist encroachment into the
    psyche of the first generation of post-slavery blacks.

    Certainly, while white guilt and demagoguery by nefarious, opportunistic
    blacks acerbated this animus, the Obamas have used their overt racial
    animus toward whites in a way that is nothing short of criminal. In my
    syndicated column, “Michelle Obama’s Inner Demons” I described in
    detail her open hostility toward whites.

    bit more about Pumski & Meesh here,
    here.. in connecting links & threads..


  • Blacque Jacques Shellacque

    That’s because you put you email address in the Name field.


    Now that’s TWO good laughs I’ve gotten out of this discussion…

  • Ed

    #16 Hey Martha stick to making art and stop trolling!


  • bg


    re: #48 April 25, 2012 at 12:41 pm bg

    Michelle Obama’s inner demons

    [She views life and America through a prism of segregative bias based
    on her own inner demons. She castigates universities as being designed
    to cater socially and academically to white students. In reality, schools
    are to cater to educating the student, but thanks to the very vehicle
    she used to attend Princeton and Harvard, education is overshadowed
    by racial diversity. Her Princeton thesis concluded with her excoriating
    other black alumni because they identified with inclusive American
    culture more than they valued the color of their skin.


    Whether the next president is a woman, a black person or an ego-centric
    wannabe potentate who barely graduated from the Naval Academy, we
    must demand that his or her goals be for all Americans, not for an America
    slanted on a racial paradigm.]

    bit more here:

    [Leftists at their best are a curious lot, but those frothing and blathering
    while trying their best to defend Obama are…well…they’re just a sad lot.
    Their leader is threatened with exposure on all sides, and they are unable
    to handle it. Through the use of name calling they are trying to deny that
    which is glaringly obvious and is gaining a crescendoing resonance in the
    public square, i.e., Obama is a Marxist-Leninist. They might not like my
    saying it, and the media as a whole may not be honest enough to admit
    it–but that’s what he is, and more important, the Americanpeople are
    reaching that conclusion.

    The depth of denial the supporters of Obama exhibit is astounding.
    Them defending their ideological delusion is tantamount to them
    trying to convince a sane person the sky is chartreuse or that
    there really is a man in the moon.

    We do not have to make up things about this
    person, it’s all there for us to read and listen to.

    We are Americans and the one thing Americans will not abide is despotic
    tyranny, Leninism, or Erebusic evil to exist abroad or at home. Resistance
    to same is ingrained in our DNA. The Founders of our nation were people
    with a fundamental belief in God and the Spirit of God guided their actions.
    Standing against the evil of tyranny was fundamental to their belief. That
    fundamental belief guided them in the creation of this great nation and
    guided us to correct periods of injustice in our history. I have no reason
    to believe that same fundamental belief will not guide us in our resistance
    to the tyranny of Obama.

    and much more here..


  • obfuscatenot

    The people who picked the “winners” wore helen keller sunglasses.

  • Patty



    Patty Mahany on Trayvon Martin Case. SHE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS. THANK YOU, PATTY!

  • bg


    obfuscatenot #52 April 25, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    only thing is, Helen Keller was not THAT blind!!


  • bg


    Patty #53 April 25, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    Amen Patty..


  • xiphos

    The First Gargoyle………..Death standing on a corner, sucking on a lemon.

  • Tim in Cali

    Most Fugly Women in the History of History

    1.Moochelle Obama

    2.Moochelle Obozo

    3.Moochelle Robinson Obozo

  • DomesticGoddess
  • Jerry C

    Isaiah 5:20

    Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter…and call Moochie beautiful!

  • democraps suck

    Maybe moo’s picture was in braile so only blind people could vote

  • bg




  • You’ve got to be kidding! Holy sh*t! Beautiful? I’m gonna heave!!!

  • Edmund Ruffins Ghost

    Michelle Obama looks like a shaved gorilla.

  • Edmund Ruffin’s Ghost

    Sarah Palin is so much better looking than the first gorilla that they shouldn’t even be considered the same species.

  • bg


    #63 April 25, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    Edmund Ruffins Ghost

    well, “classy” we much??


  • bg


    yes, like GP always says, keep it “classy” libs, oh wait..


  • Edmund Ruffin’s Ghost

    #bg- uh huh. When your side shows the least bit of class about anything I’ll care about being classy.

  • Edmund Ruffin’s Ghost

    Michelle Obama looks is like a silver back in a dress. When I look at her I think about Let’s move” but I’m thinking bowel movement.

  • bg


    #67 April 25, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    Edmund Ruffin’s Ghost

    stuff the BS, it’s racist, not to mention immature, and you know it..


  • bg


    #68 April 25, 2012 at 2:02 pm
    Edmund Ruffin’s Ghost

    that’s pretty bummy, not funny..


  • Edmund Ruffin’s Ghost

    #69 bg- funny that coming from someone who supports the anti-white racist in chief.

  • Edmund Ruffin’s Ghost

    Maybe I’m just atypical white person?

  • bg


    #71 April 25, 2012 at 2:20 pm
    Edmund Ruffin’s Ghost

    haven’t been here much have you, how much
    is the girl O paying you to make us look bad??

    #72 April 25, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    Edmund Ruffin’s Ghost

    hah, you’re not even a typical conservative
    poster, ergo, you speak for yourself.. 🙄


  • chuck in st paul

    Aww come on now… ya sure that magazine wasn’t “Horse and Saddle”?

  • bg


    #74 April 25, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    chuck in st paul

    good one!! 😀


  • mg4us

    Oh Angry Big Mama, the mighty Moochelle. .
    How do I rate thee? I shall tell

    With your down and mean spirt for all to see
    and a focus on you as you say: “me me Me!”

    With fellow citizens out of work, and unemployment galore
    You only care about your vacations: More. More, More

    A heart so cold it would freeze over any mountain pass
    and that phony diet of yours to distract from your big fat a$$

    So how would you rate, I think hard and sigh
    I would give you a two but me thinks it too high!

  • Militant Conservative

    Michelle is more preferable than a crack ho. That’s a pretty low bar.

  • Ed

    “What small minds have replied here. Comparing Michelle Obama to Cheetah, Sasquatch, Rue Paul is demeaning, cruel and proves how you are filled with ignorance and hate. ”

    Yet calling Sarah Palin a c–t is just fine. Let us know when you finally grow out of diapers.

  • Jackson

    You could make anyone beautiful with an air brush to the photo. She’s butt ugly.

  • nitnot

    On the inner beauty scale, MO ranks “butt ugly.” On the outer beauty scale, she ranks “could afford braces for that underbite but too angry to put up with them.” On the best-dressed scale, she ranks “Klingon.”

  • anti-bho

    Heard something once about beauty being in the “eye of the beholder”, but I’m telling you that too much “beholding” of her image makes me want to puke. mercy!

  • squeaky

    just over a year ago there was some mention of possibly cosmetic touch-ups. now throw in all the added extras…….hmmmm the folks thinking that she qualifies for the most beautiful list are probably the same ones who think that obama is dreamy. i think that there’s medication for this so fret not.

  • Angry White Guy

    Michelle Obama is not beautiful. I wouldn’t say she is ugly, because that is an unkind thing to say; however, for her to be placed in the same catagory as Beyonce, Stowe, Lambert or the Dutchess of Wales is a huge insult to the aforementioned beauties.

  • anti-bho
  • Toolegittoquit

    Leave Michelle alone. It’s not her fault she suffers from “Ed Zachery” disease.

    That’s a condition where one’s face looks Ed Zachery like her backside.

  • Spike

    She is butt ugly,
    she looks like a Silverback

  • Chingachgook

    Brought to us by The Helen Keller Foundation no doubt.

  • Flintstone F.

    Michelle Obama is one of the most average looking women ever. Her most noticeable feature is the frown, which can be seen even when she smiles.

  • Kim

    It is unbelievable to listen to many of the comments. I thought that Republicans had christian morals. Do you even read the bible? Do you even know what Christian values are all about? It doesn’t matter what you think of Michelle Obama, what about you? Have you looked in the mirror lately. You may be beautiful on the outside, but you are ugly inside. It is ok to have different views, but it is not ok to call anyone names such as a Cheetah. You should try to live by the values that you claim to have.

  • Obamas regulation destroy jobs

    She is really ugly…really all the woman shown are ugly…people magazine has lowered their standards…

  • Buford Gooch

    She made the list of most beautiful current First Ladies of the United states. She came in first…and last.

  • Sasja
  • Prairie Boy

    Field and Stream?

  • Michelle Obama might be nice enough inside, but she hides it well. She’s certainly not beautiful physically and she has horrible fashion sense. That’s what’s behind the whole attack on Ann Romney, its a comparison she does poorly in.

  • Flintstone F.

    #89 Kim

    Cheetah was Tarzan’s Chimpanzee.

  • sablegsd

    It’s whats inside that counts.
    And she is racist, ugly, and angry. It shows on the outside.

    As for best dressed. No way no how. She dresses like a clown on crack.

  • Stephen Ryan

    Martha Mahon is right. Michelle is better looking than Sasquatch, and has better hygiene as well. Give credit where credit is due.

  • mg4us

    #16 Martha and # 89 Kim

    You may be right that Moochelle should not be called a Cheetah. . Butt (as in Big Butt) for sure it would be her husband who is the Cheetah. . lying and stealing to spread the wealth around. . .and she may be too. .

    so between them we have Lion & Cheetah

    He probably Cheated in college too that is why he does not show his transcripts.

    As they say. . Cheetahs never prosper. .nor do lions LOL. . .

    And that is the truth. . .and telling the truth is the Christian way. . . right Kim?

  • mg4us

    Oh #16 Martha and #89 Kim

    besides being Lion and Cheetahs. . .the Obamas are usurpers. .either ignorant ones or, if done purposefully, then evil

    Every thing Obama is tax & spend. . or actual SPEND SPEND SPEND. . we just print money and confiscate later.

    Need to see this. . a great economics lesson about redistributing wealth that even Obama should try to understand. . .


  • Indiana

    Don’t berate Moochelle for her big back side……she needs it to support that huge chip on her shoulder.

  • bg


    Indiana #100 April 25, 2012 at 9:41 pm



  • bg


    Michelle_ObuttMa 😀


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  • Edmund Ruffin’s Ghost

    Cheetah was to delicate and refined for a comparison with Michelle. We really are talking silverback gorilla here. But definitely a shaved gorilla, at least from what we can see. No telling what lies beneath the clothing.

  • CurseYouObama

    Was this in honor for her role as Chewbacca in Star Wars? LOL She’s such a Wonder Wookie!

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  • Randy

    I’m better looking than Moochelle!

  • 2WarAbnVet

    Michelle Owebama may well be a warm and wonderful person. Marie Antoinette may well have been a warm and wonderful person. Marie, unfortunately, became a symbol of Royalist extravagance and indifference at a time when many people were struggling to survive. Today, when many people were struggling and suffering, Michelle has gone out of her way to present herself as a symbol of Imperial extravagance and indifference with lavish vacations and expensive clothing. There is one big difference, however, Marie suggested that the people to eat cake; Michelle demands that they eat fruits and veggies.

  • pndxx

    michelle obama can do up a little on her teeth, which will enhance her smile a lot.