Oops.

This photo taken with an Iphone show a man (background C) lying on the ground with his legs blown off after an explosion in Bangkok. (AFP photo)
Iranian bomber Saeid Moradi blew off his own legs after a bungled terror attack in Bangkok today.
Sky News reported, via Free Republic:
An Iranian bomber has been blamed for three explosions in the Thai capital Bangkok just a day after bomb attacks in India and Georgia.
The blasts, which injured five people, come amid growing suspicion Iran is staging a series of revenge attacks for the assassinations of two nuclear scientists.
A picture posted on Twitter showed a wounded man – the bomb suspect – lying on a pavement outside a Thai school.
TV reports suggested an Iranian identification card was found nearby.
It is understood two blasts came from grenades while a third explosive detonated in a home rented by the suspect, named by Thai police as Iranian Saeid Moradi.
Three Thai men and one Thai woman were also injured and treated at the capital’s Kluaynamthai Hospital.
Another Iranian was detained at Bangkok’s international airport as he attempted to depart for neighbouring Malaysia.
The Bangkok blasts come a day after Iran was blamed for bomb plots in India and Georgia, targeting Israeli diplomats.
The bungled bombings come the day after similar bomb blasts in Georgia and India. A day earlier, an Israeli diplomatic car was bombed in New Delhi, and Israel blamed Iran for that attack.

Police and forensic experts investigate the site where a man was injured when a bomb he was carrying exploded, in central Bangkok February 14, 2012. (REUTERS/Damir Sagolj)
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Published May 23, 2012 at 4:57 am - 69 Comments
Tom in CA commented:
Awwwwww….
AtlasShruggedLives commented:
The New World Order folks have been busy for decades. The plan is coming to fruition. The ME will explode into a strom for sand and dead bodies. Hundreds of thousands of lives will be lost.
But that is acceptable collateral damage. The conflict will weaken the president. He will attempt to delay the election because his poll numbers. It wont work for him. ME war is good for getting Obama out of office.
Neo commented:
ROGLOL
archer52 commented:
Hand of God saying “No more for you!”
Love that stuff.
But makes you wonder why we aren’t just admitting the Iranians are trouble (along with the Syrians) and crushing their leadership. They’ll dig in their nukes, so let’s just drop a big one on the boss’s head.
Just saying…
bg commented:
++
where’s the blood??
==
Adirondack Patriot commented:
There’s no blood because the trauma may have collapsed the arteries (folding over the new distal terminus or thermal corterizing).
In any event, bwaaaaaaahhhhaaaahhhaaaaaaahhhaahhhaaaa!!!!!!!!
bronxdude commented:
Premature Explosion!
ASCII Mohammed commented:
(((((:~{>
_____|\________________________________________________________
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| No, no, no! The red wire must not shake hands with the blue wire!
| It’s in the Koran, on one of the suras or somethin’
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| … or not.
| Regardless, no virgins for you!
|______________________________________________________________
Adirondack Patriot commented:
I think he lost three legs, IYKWIMAITYD.
Duke commented:
I know its not Christian to say this, But, I HOPE it hurts like the hell he is going to ! LOL
Matches commented:
The Iranians are not as smart as they think. Sooner or later they’ll unintentionally light off a nuke in one of their assembly or warehouse facilities. That might send a message to the Norks, Paks and any other mentally malnourished fools playing with fire.
Joe College commented:
Since this news reflects rather poorly on the people who are trying to do in Israel, CNN has discretely placed it way down its front page — below the fold, as they say. The headline misdirects you from the blood and gore: “Israel blames Iran for Thai bombings”. You have to go down to the seventh paragraph of the story to find anything about anyone’s leg being incompetently blown off. If it leads it bleeds, but not when covering Israel’s enemies caught in an unsympathetic situation.
#1AMERICAN commented:
ha ha ha ha ….another reason mooslimes should be allowed outf their own country….such a peaceful inbred group
James commented:
Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy. Too bad others were injured.
#1AMERICAN commented:
“shouldn’t be allowed”
geoff commented:
Reminds me of AllahPundit’s old version of Footprints in the Sand.
Adirondack Patriot commented:
Kinda gives you a warm-and-fuzzy knowing that the same Iranians who can’t properly train their people on how to use a hand grenade . . . have a nuclear weapon.
Remco Kimber commented:
“I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX8uTRZ9ppk&feature=related
or
“I’ve fallen and I’m gonna get blow up.”
KornKing commented:
Official statement from Iran: “we had no involvement in this whatsoever”
Gini commented:
You simply cannot make this stuff up!
wtd commented:
Thai resident posts actual video of this Iranian Darwin 2012 contender .
WARNING: gruesome content. The Iranians legs are blown off, and his jeans are hanging on a lightpost nearby.
Bangkok Bomb Attack Terrorist Legless Feb 14
Richard McEnroe commented:
“NEW GUY!” –Achmed, the Dead Terrorist
BuddyG commented:
The Black Knight from Monty Python comes to mind.
donh commented:
Tis but a scratch..a flesh wound …..Victory is mine….Come on back here….I’ll bite your head off !…> http://youtu.be/zKhEw7nD9C4
BuddyG commented:
Gosh I hope no korans were mishandled.
dba...vagabond trader commented:
It was a double whammy too. First he and his buds blew the roof off their dwelling, then as he ran outside the second on the job accident happened. Allah… oh sh*t!
ouldbollix commented:
I wonder, do his legs get their own 72 virgins or does it have to be the whole person?
Jayne on Left Coast commented:
Don’t you just love happy endings.
Fuquay Steve commented:
Is his first name Plaxico?
Fuquay Steve commented:
The good news is he can now be an extra on Walking Dead.
Mick commented:
No more Hopscotch for him!
Hoser commented:
Did you see this idiot, he was looking at his hands thinking he was in paradise.
Sshhhhh, don’t tell him that he isn’t.Tell him he is in paradise and they are sending him to prison where he can be #68 of some other guys 72 virgins.
Beachluver commented:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! Nuff said!!!!
SpideyTerry commented:
Further proof that God exists and that He has a sense of humor.
subtle11973 commented:
That sucks man his only choice is to bleed to death, because begging infidels to help piece you back together after a failed suicide attempt is against the Koran. Could somebody give this freaking guy a leg up surely there is a good samaritian that will get him back on his feet again, well I mean after they find them ofcourse. His court case will be a no brainer, I mean he really has no legs to stand on at all.
I almost feel sorry for these virginal pursuiters of the afterlife, its like all he had in the whole wide world was some viagra and a dream.
Ivan commented:
Lt. Dan, you ain’t got no legs!
Major Kong commented:
Total loss. Won’t even be able to hire a personal injury lawyer ‘cuz he clearly doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
Blacque Jacques Shellacque commented:
Iranian Bomber Blows Off His Own Legs in Bungled Bangkok Blast
Now this is the kind of blast I like.
Hoser commented:
In other news, Oliver Stones son converts to Islam in Iran.This is poor Ollie’s problem, one that has the potential to blow up in his face.
Stuart commented:
Another work accident. Somebody call OHSA.
Mitch_Cali_Sux commented:
Hahaha. What was going through his head when he looked down? Allah Akbar?
Adirondack Patriot commented:
Stumpy: Help me, you infidels.
Infidels: No. We are Bangkok-ers. And you are the Bangkok-ee.
Stumpy: I think I lost my shoe.
Infidels: Yes, but for the first time in your pathetic life, your privates reach the floor.
Stumpy: Allah be praised!
George commented:
What a dumb ass!
Jenny commented:
K.A.R.M.A.
mrethiopian commented:
Payback sucks you legless fool, you were going to kill innocent civilians but your god is sick of your petty bullshat and left you as a reminder to the rest of your fodder, kill the innocent and I will take away your manhood and more and you will live in pain and misery for the rest of your pathetic shatty life.
Iran your gods are talking and their not happy, live and let live and the world can be happy.