Michelle Obama Secret Affair Rumors Surface

Maybe this explains all of those extravagant vacations?

Is Michelle Obama busted?

It’s a good thing her last name is not Cain or this story would be making major headlines by now.
America’s Conservative News reported:

The Globe magazine just released a bombshell and is reporting that Michelle Obama is having a “steamy secret affair” with a Secret Service Agent. According to The Globe, rumors started to circulate that Obama may be having an affair after her recent admission to NBC’s Al Roker that she frequently “sneaks out” of the White House; and the ever increasing time she is spending away from the White House may be a cover to hide “a sizzling affair she’s carrying on with a Secret Service agent.”

According to The Globe’s anonymous source: “The rumors are that she’s getting it on with a Secret Service agent who is not part of her detail. … Her frequent outings away from the White House give her and him an opportunity to get together.” The source adds: “Something has been going on for a couple of months and there’s no question Barack is embarrassed about her increasingly frequent excursions away from him at the White House.”

The allegations are, of course, unsubstantiated and only time will tell if the allegations will fizzle or blow up into a major issuing in the upcoming presidential campaign. Typically, the media will not report unsubstantiated claims from anonymous sources, but the recent media feeding frenzy over unsubstantiated allegation against businessman Herman Cain, which literally sank his candidacy, leave the question open: will the media pursue, or even bother to investigate this story?

When it comes to the Mainstream Media, anything goes. That much is clear. But will the media apply the same standard to Obama as to Cain? Only time will tell.

Hat Tip Rachel

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  • MikeSilver

    Thankful, its not a lesbian relationship. I couldn’t take that.

  • ruready?

    Ask not what your President can do for you….

  • Remco Kimber

    Could be those Clinton hand-me-downs, Vince Foster or Ron Brown,

  • Black Sabbath

    Personally, I don’t believe a word of this.
    But why should that stop me from tearing the Obamas down the way they’ve taught me to do to their political enemies?

  • bg

    ++

    But will the media apply the same standard to Obama as to Cain?

    if there ever was a tick question, that has got to be it..

    ==

  • martha

    1)who’d want her?
    2) that said, she never looks happy when she’s with obama ,but then she never looks happy antway. She impresses me as being one of those angry black women who are looking to pick a fight over the smallest perceived fight,see them on the bus or the supermarket all the time.

  • USMC Thomas

    Ah, the humor ahead watching the MSM falling over each other to excoriate this report.

  • Firebird

    Bunch of wild ones populate D. C. Cultural cesspool. Does anyone expect anything different? Sure be nice to have some decent folks governing every once in a while.

  • http://gatewaypundit pamlinson

    Even warthogs find mates somehow.

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  • bg
  • ar05075

    Larry Sinclair must be elated..

  • bg
  • http://continuationofpolitics.blogspot.com/ Odysseus

    Horned President?

  • melski
  • donh

    I think the secret service agent is escorting Michelle to a private location where she can get it on with Opra Winfrey.

  • nah

    I can’t stand FLOTUS and TOTUS.

    But I don’t believe a word of this either.

  • Mad Hatter

    Alright everyone, let’s slow down just a moment, after all it’s ‘Globe Magazine’ as the source. They have as much credibility as MSNBC.

  • lyle

    I doubt we’ll hear much more about it. Editors won’t assign anyone to it. Reporters won’t willingly report it. They can plausibly argue that it’s none of their business or ours.

    If pursued, it might do minor damage to a president already perceived as ineffectual, even… er, metrosexual. But the timing does not seem politically convenient for anybody.

    A sizzling affair would solve a mini-mystery I have wondered about. Over the past six months the First Lady’s choice in makeup has varied like Jekyll and Hyde. Sometimes she looks appropriate to her role, and sometimes she looks like a maneater on a hot date.

    (You know what I mean. You show up for dinner and the woman has batwing eyelashes and glossy wet-looking pink lipstick. She’s not looking for friendship.)

    Ultimately what matters is the incumbent’s record. The rest is diversion.

  • Ace

    Say what you want about her, but who can blame her?
    She’s married to a degenerate.

  • vamoose

    I’m waiting for the National Enquirer to confirm this story. They were way ahead of the MSM on the John Edwards love child story — and they got it right!

  • Buffalobob

    So let me get this straight. She is having an affair with a secret service agent? Do they allow blind, deaf, and olfactory challenged men to become agents?

  • Practical Jane

    Seriously?
    There are TWO people on earth that want to sleep with this woman AND they’re both in the same hemisphere?
    That’s a wonder!

  • Texas_Treeroach

    Work your thang Moochelle!!

  • newmike

    this explains the trip to Target for cleaning supplies.

  • Redwine

    Someone is actually humping Ol’ Scowlface? The thought of it makes me wanna puke.

  • Robert

    This is a truly Secret Service being performed…

    “That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it …”

  • Militant Conservative

    Geez, that terd is one brave man that would do the

    Horizontal mombo with a wookie. Isn’t he afraid

    Satan may take offense?? No not moochelle. Barry.

    Powder keg lit. Pop orn please!

  • Vixen

    Hilarious comments, everyone! Thanks for the laughs :)

  • Texas_Treeroach

    #29
    Most excellent analysis!!!!

  • Adi

    #7

    😆 Spot on.

    #30

    “Pop orn”

    Can I quote you with this one? 😆

  • Bo T.

    “Typically, the media will not report unsubstantiated claims from anonymous sources, …”

    Are you kidding me?!!! They do this all the time when it suits their agenda. Especially when it’s a conservative. As for the affair, I do have one question. How DO you get wookie hair off your clothes?

  • bg

    ++

    Adi #33 December 10, 2011 at 10:01 pm

    yes, 😆

    re: #7 December 10, 2011 at 9:22 pm bg

    tick = trick

    ==

  • Blacque Jacques Shellacque

    The Globe magazine just released a bombshell and is reporting that Michelle Obama is having a “steamy secret affair” with a Secret Service Agent.

    Yeesh.

    Whoever that guy is, he needs to have his head examined. Seriously.

  • John

    For the first time in my adult lifetime, I believe the Globe.

  • SM-AZ

    So the attaction is obviously her one of a kind CABOOSE!

  • Ipso Facto

    This is all total nonsense. How could there be as many as two people on this planet that are attracted to her?

  • Adi

    #35

    I thought it was “thick”. 😆

    (Speedreading).

  • Bluebay

    Saturday night dirty funnies. This may be a planted story from the W.H. Reg Love is leaving right?? Let’s see how this unfolds.

    I can’t believe anything that would do this sow, and in secret, to boot. Maybe carney can address this in tandem with the beastiality bill.

  • donh

    Just what the world has been waiting for this Christmas….Pictures of Michelle in her Zebra skin thong and platinum stilettos.

  • Alana

    newmike commented:

    this explains the trip to Target for cleaning supplies.

    —–

    I thought of that, too, first thing.

    If she is having an affair (we should be so lucky), who could blame her? Obama only likes men.

  • jony101

    the fistbumper needs to get her groove on somewhere. Obama is a known homosexual as per Pastor Manning who interviewed his gay lover. Also obama had his buff personal trainer always at his side in the whitehouse, what is the fistbumper to do?
    She is not easy on the eyes but she does have alot of money, and money will buy love and that is the truth.

  • http://arisenbe.blogspot.com zeph

    I don’t we should even be going there. Especially given how unreliable a source of information Globe Magazine is. On top of that such a criticism being spread from the ‘against Obama’ side will only serve to strengthen his approval from what would be (mis-)labeled the “nasty right-wing media.” One could almost say this is a trap coming from a liberal media outlet.

  • dmandman

    Barry probably remodeled his bedroom by putting a mirror on the ceiling and then asked if she wanted anything special in hers.

  • aeroguy48

    Eww look at the pic of her lips in the globe, its looks white and sticky.

  • Earthmover

    Hollywood thriller, Secret Service takes on Planet of the Apes! She does look like
    Cornelius!

  • Truth teller

    What a disgusting pig she is…

  • Carbon Pootprint

    Geeeesssh they still punishing that Secret Service Agent for letting Tareq and Michaele Salahi crash the White House party?

    To think the left raised hell about Bush water boarding 3 murdering Islamofasict killers.

  • Larry Sheldon

    The Globe! We are taking info from the Globe!???!!? I am embarrassed.

  • Texas_Treeroach

    HINDSIGHT:

    The National Inquirer!???!!
    Are we to believe whtat the National Inquirer has to say about John Edwards??
    Please!!!

  • Sorry To Live in Illinois

    #52…My thoughts exactly.

  • Sorry To Live in Illinois

    Since it’s the Globe, next week the report will be that she is seeing Elvis.

  • Tyranny’s Bain

    Don’t blame her blame her booty…

    http://grooveshark.com/s/Blame+The+Booty/2kbZxs?src=5

  • Coasta

    Haahahahahahahah, omg I cannot stop laughing…….hhhehehehehhhehehe!

  • KR

    Doesn’t seem likely, but if it were true, it wouldn’t be surprising if Barry was paying someone to divert Moochelle’s attention.

    This rumor could possibly be a plan to gain sympathy for The One-Termer.

  • FurryGuy

    #20 December 10, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    Mad Hatter commented:

    Alright everyone, let’s slow down just a moment, after all it’s ‘Globe Magazine’ as the source. They have as much credibility as MSNBC.

    I remember a certain John Edwards story that the National Enquirer broke that had many pundits dismissing as false solely due to the media source of the story. This could be yet another example of exactly how Pravdaish/Tassish our supposedly unbiased watchdog mainstream media has become.

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  • Woody

    Hmmm, this may explain why the president wants the power to detain citizens indefinitely without charges.

  • TigerEyes

    Are we paying for this “Service” too? I want a refund on my taxes

  • http://iopian.blogspot.com IOpian

    For those of you wondering what idiot would ever hook up with something like her… well we know of at least one that has.

  • Rose

    NOT SAM THE YAM MAN????????????

    I’m HALF SHOCKED! Must mean Sam the YAM MAN is Barack’s!

  • MrGoodWench

    MikeSilver commented:
    Thankful, its not a lesbian relationship. I couldn’t take that.
    +++++
    Its a gay relationship
    http://www.ihatethemedia.com/wp-content/uploads/michelle-obama-bulge-e1273238194417.jpg

  • Objective Analysis

    Well from what it looks like with Reggie Love as Obambi’s body man (what straight man would have a personal assistant as a body man and that not be gay). I am shocked that Michelle is getting something from a man because you know she is not getting anything regularly from her gay POTUS husband.

  • jorgen

    Who can blame her? Obama doesn’t make love; he just screws thing up.

  • Red 5

    Remember, it was one these papers that broke the Monica and Clinton affair. Other outlets held back for two months.
    Also, the NY Times ran an unsubstantiated claim against John McCain during the election when yrs earlier…..it was never confirmed.

    Maybe Hollywierd can make a movie about it or Larry Flint?

  • http://www.opaobie.com Opaobie

    Playboy offered Sarah Palin $4 Million to pose nude in their magazine.

    National Geographic offered Michelle Obama $50.

  • DB

    No one can argue with your site’s popularity, but I thought you had a better nose than to report this crap from The Globe. The Globe?

    Sweet mother Mary, what’s next, “I heard this from some dude who called on Coast to Coast?”

    Come on.

  • adescato

    Have you noticed that you’ve never seen Reggie Love and Michelle together in the same place at the same time? Not one pic that I can find of them together and supposedly this guy was with Obama everywhere he went.

  • YourMaster

    who can blame her…
    ….0bama has been sucking Arab cock for at least 30 yrs

    Everyone knows Osama Bin Laden was 0bama’s gay lover
    and now since his death… 0bama has to resort to hooking up with
    muslim children from Gitmo…

    …what we need is to see is them release the X-rated video of such…. *lol*

    like what MJ did with those kids at disneyland (release it right during his election… in 2012…) bwahahahahaha…

  • Jingo

    Now way would a woman married to the paragon of masculinity cheat on him.

  • LIBTARD MORON

    Who cares if Michelle Obama’s PRINCETON THESIS, was 7th grade Catholic school, level drivel/crap.
    We love her. She’s a gigantic PIECE of crap, but we love her, because we are dependent LIBTARD MORONS.

  • MrGoodWench

    Jingo commented:
    Now way would a woman married to the paragon of masculinity cheat on him.
    +++
    Some such women cheat, some run for Senate from NY

  • jgriffin

    From what i understand obama had an affair with Donald Young the choir director at the infamous rev wrights church. it just so happened that mr. young ended up shot dead. his mother said he and obama had an affair and rev wright covered it up. so what else has been covered up? maybe michelle is getting back at him. but what is wrong with this secret service agent. even hillary is better looking.

  • ogee

    This is a cover up for something else. She is sneaking away alright but it’s not for sex.
    Remember the time just when he got elected that they had the SS stop the caravan near the Pennsyvania woods and the obamao’s got out and went walking deep into the woods? What was that all about? They are the sneakiest duo in the whole world. What a team. The WH is hell for her. She wanted obozo to be prez so have at it.

  • http://furtheradventuresofindigored.blogspot.com/ Indigo Red

    Reminds me of the 2009 story about the First Granny and Witchcraft in White House, Obama First Voodude, but less believable. Now, if Michelle is sneaking off to do voodoo that she do do so well, then, that would be believable.

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  • Molon Labe

    I can believe Obama’s queer. I mean the alternative is Moochelle Wookie?
    No wonder Obama lusts after Barney Frank.

  • Retro

    This may explain why they fly on seperate planes, ya can’t blame her can ya? obozo has his lover too Reggie Love

  • Conservative Ken

    video surfaces of the encounter.

    In Living Color…Wanda
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jA077Se5cE&feature=related

  • Retro

    monkey see, monkey do

  • Lord Remo

    This is outrageous, unthinkable… I refuse to believe it! An allegation without any proof! But I suppose it’s only fair for Obama to pull out of the race now, and think about his family, right?

  • Corsair

    #43 – Good God, here I am quietly drinking my morning coffee and I read this. I have no idea who you are donh, but I’d like to send the brain bleach and my therapy bills to you. Pardon me whilst I go lie down for bit……

  • Greg

    Joe the plumb her, said last week that the affair lasted only 2-3 weeks and he was turned off because she felt he was beneath her in the pecking order………….

  • squeaky

    the globe isn’t shy about running stories of a negative light on the obamas. makes you wonder just who is behind the screen as we remember how one of the magazines [you usually find by the check out counter] would have a dignified [as dignified as they could be] picture and lead in of the obamas on it’s cover sided up with a less glowing picture of Palin. in the past [i believe] a former clintonista went to work at the National Inquirer. certain corners of the dems would like the obama campaign to go down in flames to enhance their own agenda. who is untouched by these rags? i knew the tide was turning when the rags started turning. they exposed john edwards but for who’s benefit.

  • Bloodless Coup

    These rumors are nothing compared to the Obama Gay Bathhouse rumors and the myterious deaths that followed some of these accusations.

    Learn More Here

    http://info-wars.org/2010/06/05/barack-obama-and-chief-of-staff-rahm-emanuel-are-lifetime-members-of-the-same-gay-club/

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  • squeaky

    nothing to gleen from this just a bill ayers smart a.. response to someone who asked about obama’s sexual orientation. supposedly, bill flies both ways or atleast did. if you look on the right hand column of other blogs you have mike klonsky and his small schools blog and he seems to have some criticism of the o. maybe nobody got what they expected to get from o.
    http://billayers.wordpress.com/2011/03/17/obamas-secret-gay-life-an-exchange/

  • Big Mike

    I now have even more respect for the extent of selfless duty that a Secret Service man will expose himself to! This beats the guy who thru himself in front of Ronald Reagan when he was shot! Probably qualifies for the Medal of Honor!

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  • Lady Mondegreen

    The globe is a supermarket tabloid. Let’s not put too much faith in this.

  • woodchuck

    I doubt there is any truth to her fooling around.

    As the story unfolds, she leaves him and takes the kids with her, leaving him all alone & broken hearted. That’s a sure way to get votes from the many people who feel sorry for him.

    A movie in the making.

  • #1AMERICAN

    if it’s true…that is one stupid hard up secret service agent…wouldn’t touch that sasquash with a 10 foot pole

  • bigL

    I hope she is not pregnant.

  • city boy

    She just wants to be on the bottom once in a while….thats all.

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  • zed

    #43: there’s not enough liquor on the planet to erase that mental vision.

  • USMC Thomas

    Ever the patriot, the Secret Service man puts the flag over her face and does it for Old Glory.

  • Elvis fan

    @55 Elvis wouldn’t have her. He at least had good taste in women.

  • Toejam

    Is he “White”?

    Better call rev. Wright!

  • David J Kane

    Must be some desperate agent out there.

  • Benson II

    Geesh! What do you guys read. I heard a rumor about Obama being gay (wouldn’t doubt it) but Moochelle having an affair. ha ha ha ha ha So much fun to read though and many of the comments gave me the best laughs I’ve had in awhile. As much as I despise both of them and they surely deserve ridicule, some of the remarks did make me wince.

  • cnation

    The Globe? And you find this newsworthy how, exactly?

    -C

  • Barry S

    As someone said early on, probably BS but let’s treat it the same as the Libs would if it was Barbara Bush instead of Moochelle. It’d already be on MESNBC.

  • DomesticGoddess

    Please, God, let this be true!!!

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  • Kermit

    Simply not credible – Michelle Obama is thoroughly repulsive in body and mind.

  • Swifty

    It’s as newsworthy as all the crap about Herman Cain.

  • Midwestengr

    Oh my! Not the post reading I wanted to do this morning…..The visual I am getting is borderline offensive. Excuse me while I go and lie down to get my stomach to settle.

  • Patty

    Nothing is a surprise and eventually the truth will come out. It would be interesting if she is that stupid. Because as I see it she is a real evil person when it comes to her Faith and Country.

    For the first time, Americans on the left, aren’t PROUD of her. Obama said his kids would be well taken care of, as we remember, “no matter what happens to America” maybe he is referring to them getting a divorce. Because he has to know if she is having an affair. He is the president after all, and whether he is campaigning or spending his Christmas Vacation away from her, someone will tell him.

    I just noticed the Black Secret Service behind Obama, I wonder if that was a good call. :), not real sure if she would want a White guy. Michelle?

  • Eriah

    “Stella’s got her groove back”

  • enough already

    #20 December 10, 2011 at 9:37 pm
    Mad Hatter commented:

    Alright everyone, let’s slow down just a moment, after all it’s ‘Globe Magazine’ as the source. They have as much credibility as MSNBC.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    National Enquirer broke the Edwards love child story……..and speaking of that, wasn’t he doing that with HIS wife on HER deathbed like SOME have accused Newt of doing……msm=crickets…..

    then

    Michael Isikoff was at Newsweek (later selling for a single Washington ($1)) when Monica Lewinsky’s boyfriend and the messy blue dress story hit……

    anything is possible…………………

  • Patty

    I can’t believe another man would want her. But the whole thing about Celebrity and Money is an evil thing. Even an ugly person can get a lay if put in the right position. Middle age and left alone is a recipe for deceit but the First Lady. Now, wouldn’t that be HOT.

  • Barry S

    117, Patty: “if put in the right position.”
    Care to elaborate on that?

  • olm

    If the National Enquirer was smart………….
    I still find this hilarious. I think the Obama’s are a treasure trove of good and true stories that will one day come out.
    I do not think The One has as many believers as he once did and the time is finally right for some of these stories to see the light of day.
    The Obamas certainly like to party and I think the average American would be shocked to know the definition of “party” to the Obamas.

  • kringeesmom

    Remember Jim, you played along on the unsubstanitiated, unsourced, Cain game too. Lose the holier than thou pose please.

  • Julie

    Wonder if it’s the same guy her hubby is sleeping with…

  • GOP KICKS ASS

    Maybe she’ll come back to Barack once Reggie Love leaves the WH – I understand she is insanely jeolous of him. Funny how the MSM never talks about him. Hope for his sake he doesn’t decide to talk before the 2012 election.

  • Jonah Vark

    As far as I’m concerned, if the allegations made by Larry Sinclair are true, Obama is guilty of cheating on his wife. No matter the gender, what occurred in Larry’s limo and hotel room is equal to Clinton’s activity with Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office.

    I must admit that Larry Sinclair sounds very credible in the interview with Kevin Dujan.
    http://hillbuzz.org/thanksgiving-marathon-the-is-barack-obama-gay-larry-sinclair-interview-is-on-youtube-now-79752

    And there’s more. Read Wayne Madsen’s 2010 report on Obama and Emanuel.
    http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/20100522.html

  • mcc

    Impossible. Not ’til we read the National Enquirer’s headline: Wookie Gets Nookie!!

    If it’s a tryst she’s after, that encounter would be with a room full of Cheetos, Pringles and Snickers. Not some dude with his pants down.

  • GOP KICKS ASS

    A friend of mine’s son in law was on secret service detail for Clinton and said he regularly ‘stepped out’ in the evening so to speak – funny how the MSM never reported that.

  • GOP KICKS ASS

    I must add, I find it amazing how Democrat women play their cards close and don’t find the need to share their stories with the press the way GOP women do.

  • Brad

    That’s just plain nasty!!

  • Patty

    Have you wondered just how Secret the Secret Service is when something like this is leak.

    No wonder China and Iran have Cyber attacks and have drones plopped right down in their laps.

    I see Fired people and one real crazy chick. Is she that stupid and has she been drinking the Kool-aid. How many women who do the same thing if in such a position.

  • Patty

    Seems when temptation rears its ugly head, even Michelle who lectures on the dangers of desserts can’t resist temptation of the soul. Wow!

  • KenInIL

    So does this mean Barack is back with Larry Sinclair or someone new?

  • Patty

    Can you imagine all the whistle blowers coming out after these two get out of the White House. Or will the entire White House be scrubbed, literally. 😆

  • woodchuck

    #131,

    If there even is a WH.

  • mcc

    From #123’s second link: “The Clear and Present Blackmail Threat”

    Leading secret alternate life styles, Obama and his chief of staff
    provide classic blackmail threats. Considering Obama’s choice for
    the Supreme Court, Elena Kagan, who is reputedly a semi-open lesbian,
    the question must be posed how much Obama’s and Emanuel’s own covert
    life styles led to the decision to nominate Kagan, someone with
    no experience on a judicial bench.

    Similarly, the fact that so much is known about Obama’s and Emanuel’s
    trysts in Chicago begs another important question. If politicians,
    gay community activists, and journalists in the Windy City are aware
    of Obama’s and Emanuel’s highly blackmailable gay life styles, the
    same can certainly hold true for the executives of one of Chicago’s
    corporate headquarters — that of BP America’s Production Operations.

    Throw in the intelligence agencies of America’s allies, friends, enemies,
    and the situation becomes a clear and present danger to the national
    security of the United States.

  • enough already

    @ 121……………

    ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • saveus

    who cares?

  • bg

    ++

    squeaky #91 December 11, 2011 at 6:47 am

    that’s the “educated educator” Bill Ayers??

    i’ve heard more thoughtful and
    mature rants form teenagers..

    btw: he’s either a misogynist, or he doesn’t
    know too much about NAMBLA history.. /s/

    ==

  • http://facebook Chris

    So I wonder how many hot spoons she’ll have to lick to prove that she’s not screwing around?

  • Patty

    If story is true, she is attending Church today, has she no shame.

  • daleyrocks

    We just don’t pay our Secret Service Agents enough for this kind of duty.

  • Red 5

    Can we stop attacking Secret Service agents and the military for heavens sake!!!! This is just another attack on our men and women in uniform!!!!
    Using an unconfirmed source against people in uniform has stooped to a new low!

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  • Interesting

    (QUOTE)
    #36 December 10, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    Blacque Jacques Shellacque commented: The Globe magazine just released a bombshell and is reporting that Michelle Obama is having a “steamy secret affair” with a Secret Service Agent.

    Yeesh. Whoever that guy is, he needs to have his head examined. Seriously.

    (UNQUOTE)

    What you fail to take into account is how much MONEY Michelle or THIS GUY WOULD MAKE from a book about her affair. Certainly either of them could be coveting the wealth.. to redistribute to themselves. Seriously, how much is this likely to be worth.. to her or the guy? He may have a lot of zeros in his head which he is examining.. it would take quite a few zeros to keep him quiet.. Seriously. This is no different than the woman whom Obama had the affair with which the media ignored. Don’t remember that one? It was in the media.. just google Vera Baker:

    Vera Baker was Obama’s mistress: Swiss paper says it has evidence to prove it
    May 1, 2010 by legitgov

    Vera Baker was Obama’s mistress: Swiss paper says it has evidence to prove it 30 Apr 2010 (Gather) Swiss newspaper Le Matin is reviving old claims that President Barack Obama had an extramarital affair in 2004 with Vera Baker, a young woman who worked on his campaign team when he was running for Illinois Senator. The paper claims “video surveillance tapes exist that are rather compromising for the 44th president of the United States.” It also alleges that software engineers have dug up email exchanges between Obama and Baker since he has been President.

    http://www.legitgov.org/Vera-Baker-was-Obamas-mistress-Swiss-paper-says-it-has-evidence-prove-it

    How much do you think they paid for that evidence?

  • fremontdad

    “Typically, the media will not report unsubstantiated claims from anonymous sources….”

    What the hell are you talking about?!?! The “media” reports from annonymous, unsubstantiated resources all the time!! Especially when it goes after Republicans/Conservatives. If a Conservative has a hangnail, George Soros’s owned “media” will report that the person injured themselves while having an affair with an intern!!

  • Interesting

    #45 December 10, 2011 at 10:19 pm
    jony101 commented:Obama is a known homosexual as per Pastor Manning who interviewed his gay lover.
    (end quote)

    It is likely he is bisexual if both allegations are true.
    Which may reconcile the issue of the children being Obama’s but Michelle looking elsewhere because Obama is sexually unavailable to her.
    IF the allegations prove true, of course.
    Certainly they didn’t give Herman Cain as much credit.

  • Dykem

    Well how else would they have the children, they are definitetly no Barrys

  • Molon Labe

    Anyone who would have relations with the Moochelle Wokie is too lazy to look for a gerbil.

  • Bunni

    What man on earth in his right mind would want to touch that THING with a ten foot pole, or even a 2 inch pole? The guy would have to be insane. Could it be a woman SS agent, moochie does look like she’d take some any way she could get it! Maybe she’s having an affair with that horse from the army navy game, they both have identical mouths.

  • http://gatewaypundit cutlers bad thumb

    I’m sure the ambulance chasing Gloria Allred will be all over this…..

  • Dougie

    I have heard some stories about Hillary Clinton having a rug cleaner visit…………..ummmmmmm

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  • JustJP

    “””””
    #30 December 10, 2011 at 9:53 pm
    Militant Conservative commented:””””””

    LMAO! a wookie! LOL!

  • DeepWheat

    So-o-o-o-o, like, what we’ve got is a replay of the “Bubba and The Hildebeast” marriage-of-political-convenience, only this time we’re looking for stained blue pants?

    Oy vey… Somebody call Bawney Fwank. He can get to the bottom of this! :-p

  • jorgen

    If he is a wookie as well, he may find her kind-of attractive.

  • Sandy

    Why is this news? The woman dresses more like a bag lady than a first lady. She has spent more on vacations and staff than any other first lady in history. How much more could this woman do to destroy the respect we have for our first ladies? Oh yes have an affair with a secret service agent that would do it.

  • Sandy

    When does Sharia Law kick in?

  • L.E. Liesner

    I haven’t heard of a gorilla escaping from a zoo, have you ?

  • Carlos

    What man would have secks ‘ull (Clinton pronunciation) relations with this vicious horrid pig?
    The first daughters must be from in vitro.

  • Patentlee

    In these days of “tell-alls” to get any bit of publicity, isn’t odd that no woman has come forward to say that she was Obama’s girlfriend prior to Michelle? Not one story about a girlfriend in undergrad or law school.

  • tlm

    Hey, they’re all pink on the inside.

  • darwin

    As the old saying goes “I wouldn’t f_ck her with YOUR dick”.

  • donh

    Michelle is admitting the affair by wearing a Monica BLUE dress . The way Michelle scarfs down jumbo shrimp you KNOW she has serious appetite issues that go beyond food, and she’s not going hungry just because Barry ignores her needs. Talk about hitting bottom. The fall of America has bottomed out when Michelle’s big fat fanny makes the rockin world go round… >> http://youtu.be/hVEKwV0caU8

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  • Bo T.

    “If it’s a tryst she’s after, that encounter would be with a room full of Cheetos, Pringles and Snickers.”

    I don’t want to know where those things are going!

  • Cruzr Guy

    Someone HAS to verify this quickly or shoot it down. Imagine if we actually DID have someone in the Secret Service so unhinged that they would actually do it with Moo-shell. My God, doesn’t she realize the park service has horses around there all the time? She doesn’t HAVE to discredit the SS to have her fun.

    It just does not figure, though. To be that desperate a guy would have to have lost both hands, and how could someone like that be in the SS anyway? Naw, I think it’s just a vicious attack on humanity … something totally degrading like beastiality is.

  • Stevo

    The Globe? Really? I surprised the source isnt Bigfoot.

  • jeannieology

    If Shelley is having an affair it would have to be with Stevie Wonder, either that or they just started allowing blind people to serve on the Secret Service detail.

  • http://jeannie-ology.com jeannieology

    Although, she may be leaving the White House to tend to the cucumbers in the Victory Garden out back…right?

    http://jeannie-ology.com

  • http://gatewaypundit AnnaS

    I’ve heard that she makes a lot of trips to the Washington Zoo…hmmmmm

  • Rhonda

    is the agent a man or a woman? I’ll bet she misses Desiree

  • jeanne

    Maybe this explains why Barak had to get rid of his homosexual catamite, Reggie Love, the “Body Man”, recently. He may have had to make a deal with Michelle to drop her stud if he dropped his kneepad Body Man.

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  • Daniel

    Allah will forgive Michelle three times, and she will be Newt’s vice-president.

  • GrayRider

    Awww, it’s all just Porkulous.

  • B

    This is Only Another Marxist Tactic to Further Demoralize Our Nation

  • James Barsz

    Well, if Barack beheads her, several things will become clear…

  • http://1389blog.com 1389AD

    Does Mooch actually have two X chromosomes? Never mind if the kids are Barack’s – I’m not even sure they’re Mooch’s either. Wonder where they got them from…

    The mind reels…

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    MooooShelll and Hilllllllllery The place where dicks go to die!

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  • Palinesque

    Nancy Reagan physic predicted this!

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  • http://yahoo Babs

    My personal feelings is that the Obama’s have brought CLASS back to the white house. Michelle and The President LOOK like a couple in love and act like a couple in love they have beautiful children. I think Michelle looks absolutely like a first lady should look and she is driven, into wonderful charities and has a happy family. You folks need something to do with your time. The president and his wife are doing a wonderful job, as a perfect example of what this country needed. It is really too bad that there are so many hateful, prejudice mean spirited people out there. I say Mr. and Mrs. President you are both wonderful.
    Oh and in case you are wondering, I am a white, heterosexual, very happily 35+ years married woman. You folks really need to find something better to do than to be so hateful!!

  • JB

    As much as I don’t really like the First Lady, I don’t buy this one for a second. Even if she is, who really cares. The Clintons already showed that their marriage was just a convenience over the years. All of them seem to be cheats and liars.

    Plus she has to be worn out from all the jumping jacks she has been doing.

  • DOTK

    Riiight Moochelle, oops, I mean Babs.

  • http://ATT.NET JOE S

    THESE COMMENTS ARE RIDICULOUS.

  • sinmilicious Gaj

    You all are haters! I guess also jobless too… Mind you, they are human and are prone to mess up! But who gives a hoot! And who d heck made u guys a judge? Hell, u will do more damage than michelle will ever do if u were in her positions. Most of you are perverts, racists, and any other unmentionables! STOP HATING! You can’t change what’s been done…. No matter what, they are still President and 1st lady! Get that into your thick useless heads those who made sly and hateful comments. Get a life!

  • Bette Lavars

    Who could blame her when her husband is a flaming homosexual who has his ex-lovers killed

  • josetoyou

    Who would be desperate enough to want an affair with this classless wench????

  • 16920502

    “Michelle Obama Secret Affair Rumors Surface”

    Maybe “affair” is a misnomer.
    What if this constitutes more a “Secret Service Assignment”?

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  • Sheila

    Who is her youngest daughter’s daddy?

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  • Pele

    I cant believe that people would write such venomous remarks. How hateful has our society become. Calling the lady a wookie, gerbil and other creatures. Her style of dress can be graceful and dignified. In addition, she is highly educated and very intelligent. She isnt an unattractive woman either. She may not be in the same realm of beauty as Kim Kardashian, Halle Berry or Beyonce. However, she is very stylish and she know’s how to work it.

  • sickofobammy

    he must be hard up

  • Tommy Troyer

    She looks like the female version of Patrick Ewing so whoever would sleep with this gorilla must be hard up to get laid.

  • jives

    Yuke who would want to sleep with that.. I always said the whole marriage family is FAKE

  • WhoCaresaboutChimpLips

    I wouldn’t use The Globe to line my birdcage or wrap dead fish in. The allegations are ALWAYS unsubstantiated. That’s what sells. If you believe anything from this rag, you have more problems than Michelle sneaking out.

  • Winghunter

    BUT, were his boyfriends better looking than hers?? At least hers is alive – for now.

  • deathgoat

    Ok….Is the Secret Service agent Male or Female?

  • deathgoat

    No wonder Barry prefers to be Reggie Loves Spooge receptacle.

  • deathgoat

    The first White-house Tranny.

  • jensensah

    The romance must be in full bloom…..This makes me sick to my stomach! I hope he catches on fire when he blows out his birthday candles, and the secret service beats him to death, putting the flames out!

  • Kristi Segovia

    What do you expect..Reggie Love and Barack’s “guy only vacation” to golf with Tiger…Reggie then appears in Africa to vacation with Barack….and get ready…Reggie and Barack are scheduled for ANOTHER romantic vacation…I guess even men will screw anyone for money-Mooch.

  • johntalleos

    The Globe posting a story with an anonymous source? Come on guys.

  • mappy

    She would be forced to have an affair. Obama has always been GAY. This is a know fact for decades. Remember the Reggie Love scandal in the WH.. In fact he is w/ Reggie in Hawaii for golf trip

  • MZAZ86442i

    when married to a homo you have to get what you need somewhere though for the life of me I don’t know who’d want to touch that. UNLESS she pays for it.

  • $9489934

    This is a Hoot more Drama too take you away from the Truth

  • Terry Adams

    she knew he was gay and did this for many reasons.. now the question what kind of person would tag that?!?! ugh.

  • JR_atHome

    They will try anything to divert attention from the real issues. Speaking of that I believe we are in for a fall surprise of megalithic proportions. Any bets on when the economy is going to fall like 29?

  • Dibaby1979

    Nope, they won’t, followup. This one died before anybody ever heard about it – 2 years later, just now seeing this. Although I am wondering if the MSM simply couldn’t fathom somebody wanting to have an affair with M. Obama?? Yep, that’s probably why this wasn’t investigated further.

  • tee

    really u r fake

  • tee

    gorilla u look like a donkey

  • tee

    i am sick and tried of people hating on black people grow up

  • Tommy Troyer

    Sorry I’m not a liberal, so I know I am not an ass.

  • Jay Picus

    Excuse me nitwit. You are the only bigot in the room. The rest of us are sick of people of color dismissing the criticisms and failures of our so-called president on his color. Just accept the fact that he is inept.

  • Robert

    Good for her! He has a list of boy friends that could fill a football team roster. Not to mention a fawning press that would gladly clean his pipes like Brian Williams.

  • Michael Modes

    I am an equal opportunity “hater” of awful people. If you don’t think black people are people, I can leave them out. So Tee, are black people really people?

  • Ramona

    All you haters must be really ugly, hate to look yourself in the mirror. As to Michelle Obama? She is a good looking woman. No Barbie Doll. A real woman and very accomplished in her own rights. And she is a human being.

  • Phil

    It has been floating around for years that Barry is a fag. Now I’m also reading that Michele could be a man (Drag Queen) Has this country finally picked the first gay couple to run the country.