Islamic Cleric Bans Women From Handling Bananas, Cucumbers & Other Phallic Produce

They could arouse women and make them think of sex.

An Islamic cleric in Europe says that women should avoid bananas, cucumbers, zucchini and other phallic fruits and vegetables. They may arouse sexual thoughts and that would be horrible.
Bikamasr reported, via ROP:

An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”

The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Senousa news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.”

He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.

The sheikh was asked how to “control” women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.

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  • Blacque Jacques Shellacque

    An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”

    Now if this ain’t the pinnacle of stupid…

  • Espresso Logic – The 6th Sense

    These Mooslime pigs are f*cking batsh$t crazy.

  • bg


    i truly fear for all women’s futures, especially here in the US, because
    they ain’t seen nothin’ yet.. they truly haven’t a clue how things could
    literally turn overnight (time relative of course).. hah, they don’t even
    realize the change that has already taken place.. *sigh*


  • Militant Conservative

    Yet the men folk can still be goat/sheep/camel/insert here/ hearders???

    I see none for you and all for me. Islam is a pervert and the women are nones.

    powder is dry

  • Bert
  • shrek

    B W D M T

    But what does moochelle think?

  • bg


    btw, it’s nothing new, ie: April 22, 2007

    Hey buddy, veil those tomatoes

    American commanders cite al-Qaida’s severe brand of Islam, which is
    so extreme that in Baqouba, al-Qaida has warned street vendors not
    to place tomatoes beside cucumbers because the vegetables are
    different genders, Col. David Sutherland said.

    oh yeah, speaking of cucumbers.. 😛


  • toongoon

    Better keep the males away from taco’s.

  • 99RedBallons

    They have to reduce the competition.

    Just because the women would rather have sex with a cucumber than the cleric or other Muslim men.

  • Path

    As soon as I stop laughing I have to say that if it brings men into the kitchen – cutting and cooking – it can’t be ALL bad. Didn’t obama just okay sodomy and beastiality?? Maybe this is his way of bringing men out of the barn and back into the home. Please God, where is the America I was raised in? I’m very freightened but, thy will be done.

  • Lauren

    Maybe he has a problem with cucumbers and bananas, because all he has is a baby carrot

  • Carol LK

    Hey fellas, what about melons? Kinda reminds ya of boobies?? Gotta ban those too then. (Then again some women only have oranges or lemons….so better add those to the list.) Oh, and wait….what about those baby carrots and Japanese eggplant…maybe more representative of what those Islamo-turds have hangin’ between their legs and obviously using for brains. Can’t make this stuff up!!!

  • goch!

    #10 bing…………….that could be the problem right there…………..

  • ant

    But if the men cut the vegetables into “small bits”, won’t it then remind the women of Muslim men’s genitalia even more?

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  • http://Teapartyapp Justamom

    Why would any Muslim woman who has had her genitals mutilated want sex anyway?

  • Granny

    Oh goodie – that will make for a really healthy next generation of muslims. They’ve already forced their women into black body bags that allow only the merest slit for vision, a scenario that has brought about a huge increase in rickets in children and early-onset osteoporosis in women in the UK (and other places) and now they want to deny them the nutrition of squash, carrots, eggplant, cucumbers . . . . personally, I would offer the good “cleric” a small bit or two.

  • squeaky

    black body bags make it difficult eating…..

  • pep

    and whatever you do keep them away from the oysters

  • Firebird

    This cleric should be on pervert watch. Show him those Rorshach things. Frightening what women endure in that cesspool over there.