After They Crapped In the Cathedral… Archbishop of Canterbury Says Jesus Would Have Joined #Occupy Protesters

How did the #Occupy protesters thank their hosts at St. Paul’s Cathedral in London after a month of squatting in the church yard?
They crapped inside the cathedral.

Anti-capitalist protesters were served with an eviction notice by the City of London Corporation last week. (Daily Mail)

Today the Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams says Jesus would have joined the #Occupy protesters… After they crapped inside his cathedral.
The Washington Post reported:

Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams says Jesus would have joined protesters from the anti-corporate Occupy movement who have been camped outside London’s St. Paul’s Cathedral for more than seven weeks.

In a British magazine, the leader of the world’s 78 million Anglicans worldwide insisted that Jesus would be “there, sharing the risks, not just taking sides.”

The demonstrators pitched their tents outside the iconic cathedral in mid-October to protest what they see as the unfairness and illegalities of the global financial community.

In his article written for the Christmas edition of the Radio Times magazine, the archbishop said Jesus was “constantly asking awkward questions” in the Bible.

In the St. Paul’s encampment, Williams added, Jesus would be “steadily changing the entire atmosphere by the questions that he asked of everybody involved — rich and poor, capitalist and protester and cleric.”

The archbishop said that when Jesus said “give Caesar what belongs to Caesar,” he was asking “what’s the exact point at which involvement in the empire of capitalist economy involves you fatally.”

Good grief… Archbishop Williams is just nuts.

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