Good Grief… Occupy Wall Street Imbeciles Release 13 Demands Including “$20 Minimum Wage” and “Across the Board Debt Forgiveness For All”

These imbeciles are just as dumb as we thought. Occupy Wall Street protesters posted a proposed list of demands on their website today.
Thankfully, most American fifth graders aren’t this stupid.

A demonstrator dressed as a “corporate zombie” takes part in an Occupy Wall Street protest in lower Manhattan in New York October 3, 2011. The Occupy Wall Street protests moved into their third week on Monday with demonstrators camping out in Zuccotti Park. (REUTERS/Mike Segar)

From the Occupy Wall Street website, via Picket and Loesch:

Demand one: Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending “Freetrade” by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr.

Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors.

Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment.

Demand four: Free college education.

Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand.

Demand six:
One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now.

Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America’s nuclear power plants.

Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment.

Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live.

Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system.

Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the “Books.” World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the “Books.” And I don’t mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period.

Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies.

Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union.

These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy.

Unreal. So who put this together for them anyway?… Van Jones?… Media Matters?

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  • IronDioPriest

    The rank and file among these people have no concept of the chaos they are demanding.

    The planners however, do.

  • jimg

    Teh schtoopid.

    It burns!

  • Remco Kimber

    I never thought much of the highly-esteemed, but of-little-in-value Ivy league degree.

    Now I have my proof!!!


    they have learned well from the omuslime in charge…what a bunch of aholes

  • regularguy

    Lord, please spare us from the nutjobs during our times of darkness. Amen.

  • http://JohnFembup John Fembup

    “These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy.”

    It’s not necessary to do all that crap just to “create jobs”. All that’s necessary is for government to hire several million people.

    But “jobs” are labor and labor is cost. One does not need the IQ of a rutabaga to create cost.

    But being productive–creating value–that’s another thing entirely. It takes brains and work.

    So if these folks want “jobs” the answer is for them to become productive so someone–anyone – will hire them.

    They don’t look all that productive to me, sitting around on the street singing the 21st-century version of kumbaya.

  • big L

    Where are the horses? They bring out the horses. EVer been nudged by a police on a horse? You move! They line up and move fwd. Ifany one hurts the horse, Ho Ho! they are scrod.Anyway the crowd will keep mving outa town.
    Bring on the horses! The mounted police. Get them from another city if necessary.
    If the TeaPs did this, oh my the response would be very different.more aggressive and quicker and the demonstration would be communicated to be over, finished kaput. This 700 arrests per day only encourages them…

  • Russian

    Where did I see this before? Oh year… compare it the German National Socialist Party demands. With the exception of “open door policy”, it’s a pretty close match. I am not even going to talk about the Marxists manifestos. It’s just a copy…

  • PAT09

    If only our minds were as highly trained, I feel so inferior and stooooopid…………

  • Ken

    These idiots are clueless. What they want is more entitlement so they can sit on their a$$es and do nothing. Caught the interviews on Fox @ lunch. I’m turly surprised the dumb a$$es could compose a complete sentence. As Megans guest stated, this shows the failure of our educational system.

  • Don

    No their problem is when god said get in line for your brains they all lined up for the going nowhere trains.

  • Carbon Pootprint

    Send all your Progressive trash to the land fill that is Manhattanstan, fill it up, seal it up and start over some where else.

  • JKB

    Ah, the benefits of a Liberal education.

    You know, it has come to the point that you can be educated or you can study the humanities, but you can’t be educated and major in the humanities.

  • Bad Actor

    I can’t stop laughing! Is this story from The Onion? Ok, the stock market closed down a bit today, are they taking credit for that? I say ignore them and they’ll go away as soon as it gets cold outside. Mom & Dad’s basement will soon beckon them.

  • Shame

    Why stop there…. and only 20$ hr, I want $100, plus a new car ever 5 yrs. Free gas for living in an oil state, I also want to fly anywhere in the US 1 a yr for 1 week vacation with 1500$ in spending money… I want free dog sitter when I leave on vacation plus someone to come and clean my house once a yr… I want a refund of all my home owners or a new replacment roof everY 25 YRS because I live in the gulf

  • Wade

    How does that Dire Straits song go? Oh yeah, “Money for nothing.”

  • BurmaShave

    A few years ago we got the NEW Black Panthers; and now we have the NEW Students for a Democratic Society

    Is Bill Ayers and his wife involved in this nonsense?

  • SturJen

    Will all of us who have paid off our debts get reimbursed?

    This is patently ridiculous!

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  • BurmaShave

    #14 Disallow all political parties except the Socialist Party of America.

    #15 Repeal the law of gravity.