Filthy Leftist Maher: If You Showed Michelle Malkin Obama’s Resume Without Saying Who It Was, She’d ‘Name Her Vibrator “Obama”’ (Video)

The left loves this stuff – They feed off this pig and his show.
It shows you how immoral and boorish they’ve become.

Bill Maher told his fans last night, “If you showed Michelle Malkin Obama’s resume without saying who it was, she’d name her vibrator, “Obama.”"
NewsBusters reported:

Of course, MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow and the NYT’s Thomas Friedman thought this was hilarious.

NewsBusters provides the transcript:

BILL MAHER, HOST: If you just presented the Republicans with Obama’s resume and didn’t say who it was, they would erect statues to this guy. He killed bin Laden, he killed Gaddafi, he saved us from a depression. I mean all, just, just the killing alone, Michelle Malkin would name her vibrator “Obama.”

[Laughter]

JOSHUA GREEN, BLOOMBERG: Wasn’t going to follow up on that one. You could imagine what it would be like, I mean, if Bush were still in office he’d have one of those tear drop tattoos like you get for killing guys.

Disgusting.

#1 October 22, 2011 at 1:04 pm
MrGoodWench commented:

Says the guy who hangs on for dear life to Hussein’s g-string ,
everytime Hussein has bean burritos for lunch !
#2 October 22, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Millitant Conservative commented:

This is entertainment?
#3 October 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm
Truth teller commented:

Funny comment from a person who’s face looks like a diseased scrotum.
#4 October 22, 2011 at 1:17 pm
Truth teller commented:

When the civil war starts, can he be the first?
#5 October 22, 2011 at 1:19 pm
mg4us commented:

He has sex on his mind because he is a BIG D#@K
#6 October 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm
Stuart commented:

I don’t know #4. There are so many out there competing for that dubious honor.
Tell you what. We’ll flip for it. Heads, Maher, tails Alan Colmbs.
#7 October 22, 2011 at 1:26 pm
owl commented:

They remind me of OWS…………they are happy to be living in filth.
#8 October 22, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Yrral Dleifsarb commented:

Every single person who watches that creep for amusement is a despicable person. The fact that he has enough of an audience to stay on the network is an indictment of the LibTard subculture.
#9 October 22, 2011 at 1:27 pm
MrGoodWench commented:

Since marxists in media are so in to projecting,
I’m guessing Barney Frank has a vibrator named Obama.
That explains the constant constipated look on Barney’s face
#10 October 22, 2011 at 1:28 pm
Carbon Pootprint commented:

Look at those rich white people laughing it up while America suffers tisk tisk tisk. Be a real shame if the FSA went after them, just terrible, awful I’m telling you. They’re so close to the oppressed FSA too, you could say they are surrounded by the oppressed FSA. Ah well funny people, funny RICH people.
#11 October 22, 2011 at 1:34 pm
Peggy R commented:

It’s gross and I don’t get it.
#12 October 22, 2011 at 1:39 pm
BS-meter commented:

Maher’s picture inside the red circle w/slash should be placed on the packaging of every condom. You could do away with the multi-lingual copy and…..well, you could do away with ALL copy, and probably increase sales in the process.

Maher is the best arguement for retro-active abortion.
#13 October 22, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Dave commented:

Maher is sick. Jim you are losing me by not blogging about republican primary. Cain train has crashed and burned. We are going to lose 2012 election if we don’t elect a conservative with a track record over liberal Romney. As Rush said, Perry is the only conservative that can take Romney out.
#14 October 22, 2011 at 1:48 pm
Banina commented:

I have to surmise that maher knows all about vibrators..probably named his “little barry”
#15 October 22, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Ladue Pundit commented:

What’s on Opie’s resume?

I went to Columbia and had a X.XX% GPA. I was editor of the Harvard Law Review and never published a thing…

The only paper I wrote that’s been unearthed shows I never mastered “subject-verb agreement.”

Oh yeah, I voted to let survivng aborted infants die in closets, and homeowners under attack die without using their own guns intheir own houses.

Michelle Malkin has a husband. Rachel Maddow has the vibrator, but I think she named it Hillary.
#16 October 22, 2011 at 1:51 pm
texabama commented:

This is pure sexual harrassment. These liberal “entertainers” sure are fixated sexually on female conservatives. It’s actually a form of stalking.
#17 October 22, 2011 at 1:56 pm
Scott commented:

Gateway Pundit links to this guy’s trash more than the Left does. I don’t understand why you keep linking to him. Everybody knows he’s hateful and not funny. His entire schtick is to push beyond the boundaries of decency to degrade conservatives and Republicans. We get it.

I used to click through and watch the Maher videos posted here at Gateway Pundit. No more. I figured his game out a long time ago. There’s no point being outraged by his schtick. He’s never going to change. That’s how he makes money. I figure the best thing I can do is ignore him. I wish you would ignore him, too.
#18 October 22, 2011 at 1:57 pm
Meg commented:

I’m with Ladue Pundit…..what IS on his resume?
#19 October 22, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Reaganite Republican commented:

Bill Maher is about as funny as a plane crash- incredible what passes for wit from some people these days

What a loser
#20 October 22, 2011 at 2:00 pm
jimg commented:

I ask again, why do you even bother with this clown?

If not for posts on right-leaning websites, this POS wouldn’t even exist in my world.

Bill Maher is an ass. We get it already. Stop giving him the attention.
#21 October 22, 2011 at 2:02 pm
NeoKong commented:

I wonder what Bill names his vibrator.
#22 October 22, 2011 at 2:02 pm
jimg commented:

#17 Beat me to it.

Enough already.
#23 October 22, 2011 at 2:02 pm
vagabond a-z trader III commented:

I heard Bill contracted an incurable STD at the playboy mansion grotto.
#24 October 22, 2011 at 2:03 pm
SpideyTerry commented:

Well of course Maher, Maddow and Friedman thought it was funny. Their vibrators are all named “Obama.”

By the by, I see Obama’s resume every day – when I pull out a blank piece of paper for my printer. But then I actually put material on it, so…
#25 October 22, 2011 at 2:11 pm
MrGoodWench commented:

NeoKong commented:
I wonder what Bill names his vibrator.
++++
MoochL
#26 October 22, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Qubrick commented:

Mahler got it right, the left saw Obama’s resume and then the DNC bought a dildo, and they have been using it on themselves ever since.

Mahler and the left’s humor is mostly self projection. I find it very funny, just change their antagonist and turn inward and viola, it is really is Billy boy and the lefties talking about themselves. remember the left is always about them.
#27 October 22, 2011 at 2:15 pm
JPeden commented:

If you just presented the Republicans with Obama’s resume and didn’t say who it was, they would erect statues to this guy.

You mean without knowing that your own personalized ‘Rambama’ model is just another feckless latte’ Communist, which anyone with a brain should have known before you helped erect him, and which you continue to do with each further display of your progressive infantile psychoderangements?

Poor widdle Willie, getting spurned and outshined now even by de’ “brown people”.

[Why follow and post what Maher says? Because he represents the best of the Liberal "mind" and the memes you are going to hear, possibly said right to your face. Be ready for them by knowing your enemy.]
#28 October 22, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Callipygian1 commented:

Considering he was delivered by Assearian Section, he’s done well for himself.
#29 October 22, 2011 at 2:21 pm
StrangernFiction commented:

If she doesn’t know it’s Obama’s resume then how would she know to……….oh nevermind.
#30 October 22, 2011 at 2:30 pm
Sparky commented:

Maher has no intellectual horsepower!
#31 October 22, 2011 at 2:32 pm
savethenation commented:

Come on #17 and #22, I like to use the pictures a targets when the wife and I go out to sight our guns in.
#32 October 22, 2011 at 2:38 pm
John03 commented:

If you told me about Maher’s resume and all that he had done and said, I’d name a pile of dog sh$t Bill Maher.
#33 October 22, 2011 at 2:40 pm
mark Adams commented:

Wait a minute, did he just say “he killed Khadaffi”? Thought the Libyans rebels killed him? Maher might want to name his blow up doll Obama.
#34 October 22, 2011 at 2:44 pm
Alan K. Henderson commented:

Nobody mentioned the other reason the joke falls flat: Obama’s resume prior to elected office is all ACORN, Chicago Annenberg Challenge, and Woods Fund – all leftist ventures.
#35 October 22, 2011 at 2:59 pm
JDubya commented:

Who really cares about this sick bastard. He lives in a microcosm of leftardedness, camped out in his little shell, safe from the world to abuse his mail order sexslaves.

He probably named his bu++ plu& “Micheal Moore”.

I really cannot stand the guy and would never purchase the cable show he is on. I vote with my pocket book there.
#36 October 22, 2011 at 2:59 pm
chuck in st paul commented:

Obumbles did NOT kill Bin Laden – the SEALS did. And… they did it using strategies, assets, and intel developed during and by the Bush Administration – all three of which the hippies wanted stopped.
#37 October 22, 2011 at 3:03 pm
chuck in st paul commented:

#14 October 22, 2011 at 1:48 pm – Banina

It’s costing him a fortune at the dentist for all the chipped teeth. He still hasn’t learned to turn it off first.
#38 October 22, 2011 at 3:11 pm
Midwestengr commented:

# 15 Ladue Pundit

There is that poem he wrote……Musty Wet Pelts.

Where’s Gus when you need him?
#39 October 22, 2011 at 3:18 pm
tHE pUNIsHER commented:

“Hell the guy still cannot even prove he was born in the USA and that Moochelle was not a street hooker. ” mmm Classy! Just what I expect from GP posters….
#40 October 22, 2011 at 3:21 pm
Frank Rizzo commented:

He didn’t mean to say Malkin. He meant to say “Chris Matthews”.
#41 October 22, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Druid commented:

I guess I don’t really get the joke. Is he saying Obama is a B1g D!ck?
#42 October 22, 2011 at 3:33 pm
MrGoodWench commented:

Druid commented:
I guess I don’t really get the joke. Is he saying Obama is a B1g D!ck?
+++
and that Obama runs on batteries
#43 October 22, 2011 at 3:41 pm
Gwillie commented:

Well that’s what he named his butt plug and, as simpletons tend to do, he just figured everyone else was just like him.
#44 October 22, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Texas_Treeroach commented:

There’s only one pervasive question that remains unanswered regarding Bill Maher:
Just how many quaters does he have stuffed up his nose???
(I’ll bet I could retire on ‘em)
#45 October 22, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Kissmygrits commented:

The only thing Obama has killed is a 6 pack. Seal Team 6 gets credit for killing OBL and some hopped up rebels killed Gaddafi.
#46 October 22, 2011 at 3:57 pm
big L commented:

Great! Proof that Obama violated the Sen. Frank Church law that prevented the USA from assassinating world leaders. Maher confirmed BHO killed a world leader. Unless Obama isn’t an American, then the law applies to him. HAVE THE hOUSE DRAW UP THIS ARTICLE OF iMPEACHMENT.
What’s that noise?….crickets….Buehler?…Buehler….Buehler?…
This is a slam dunk.
p.s. I don’t get the comment from Maher. It doesn’t make any sense.Obama has no resume.
Now if they would like to provide one, please then we can all appreciate his wit. Maher, can you get the resume from the Chi-coms, please?
#47 October 22, 2011 at 4:25 pm
USMC Thomas commented:

Repulsive, weak, misogynistic, perverted, miniature excuse for a human.
#48 October 22, 2011 at 4:49 pm
Henry commented:

@#3 LOL

To bad Bill’s mother didnt use a vibrator! There would be one less piece of scum in this world today.
#49 October 22, 2011 at 4:55 pm
JD commented:

No place on that resume would you be able to find an actual accomplishment. Graduating from college, Ivy League or otherwise, is hardly the signature of career success.
#50 October 22, 2011 at 5:16 pm
CV1 commented:

What a sexist thing to say! Maher assumes that Michelle Malkin has a vibrator because he likely frequently fanticises about her using it. She and no other woman deserves to be ridiculed in such a way. In typical liberal fashion, they cannot address whatever it is that Ms. Malkin said. Rather, they shift the subject to an irrelevant personal attack. Liberals predictably do this often.

As a woman, Rachel Maddow should be ashamed of herself for laughing at that filth. They just cannot help themselves from groveling in the gutter and talking like drunk 18 year old, horny boys. They represent the “Occupy” people well. They are the products of disrespect.
#51 October 22, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Henry commented:

Bill Maher is a perfect example of an in-bred rat.
#53 October 22, 2011 at 6:02 pm
tommy mc donnell commented:

well we all would like to see obama’s resume. do you have it bill?

remember he is sponsored by corporate america. this kind of trash is what the sixties generation executive wants their product associated with. i say boycott his sponsors.
#54 October 22, 2011 at 6:16 pm
myohmy commented:

Who cares what’s that smelly guy say. Bill Maher s*ck his own d*ck.
#55 October 22, 2011 at 6:52 pm
Ausonius commented:

It just goes to show you the democrat party exists to provide jobs for those wholly incapable of getting them by their tallent, intelligence, and effort.
And they have the nerve to speak about the “moral compass we no longer possess” when they personally have fought to destroy it.
Scoundrels, thieves, and liars.
#56 October 22, 2011 at 7:24 pm
Patty commented:

Maher has sold his soul to the devil. And truly this has to be what is going on in this world.

OT

The evil that exists. A bit off topic but Hillary for one. We went, we saw, we killed. Does she believe in Capital Punishment?

Shall we see what Hill believes in: Free-market capitalism

When asked if she agreed with the quote from Alan Arenholt that she used in her book, It Takes a Village: “The unfettered free market has been the most radically disruptive force in American life in the last generation,”[15] Hillary replied

“I believe that. That’s why I put it in the book…And I just believe that there’s got to be a healthy tension among all of our institutions in society, and that the market is the driving force behind our prosperity, our freedom in so many respects to make our lives our own but that it cannot be permitted just to run roughshod over people’s lives as well.”[16]

Death penalty

Clinton supports the death penalty,[139] and made note of this support for it during her 2000 senate campaign.[150]

Senator Clinton sponsored the Innocence Protection Act, which requires DNA testing before administering federal executions.

Death penalty-check Capitalism-check
#57 October 22, 2011 at 9:56 pm
kansas commented:

Well since Obama’s resume is padded Maher will be able to insert it into his rectum easily.
#58 October 22, 2011 at 9:58 pm
Molon Labe commented:

But Maher is an expert on vibrators. Barney Frank taught him everything he knows.
#59 October 22, 2011 at 10:25 pm
Jim - PRS commented:

The world cries out for Bill Maher urinal stickers.
#60 October 22, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Mike E commented:

Bill Maher should know, he has Obamas name on his anal dildo (not that theres anything wrong with that).
#61 October 22, 2011 at 11:08 pm
tommy mc donnell commented:

this must be that civility that obama talked about in arizona.

do you think hillary will be accusing bill of being insensative and mean-spirit like she did every criticism of her husband.
#62 October 23, 2011 at 1:44 am
sheik yer'mami commented:

If I wrapped my dildo with razor-wire and shoved it up Bill Maher’s ass he would call me ‘GOD’…

But that would make me just like him, and we can’t have that, right?

Wrong. We can. Yes we can.
#63 October 23, 2011 at 2:52 am
LOL_G commented:

But why you mad though?
#64 October 23, 2011 at 7:19 am
Cutlers bad knee commented:

Got rid of HBO, They asked me why, I told them The Bill Mahar Show, it’s pure crap and offensive, wanted to know what kind of company would air this garbage, asked when Micheal Moore would have his show. Told them I would re- subscribe if they replaced Maher with Michelle Malkin.
Watching FOX this morning Ainsley Earhardt and Maria Molina on F&F, Must see t.v, made my day…..
#65 October 23, 2011 at 8:37 am
drjohn commented:

Obama’s anus is named Maher.
#66 October 23, 2011 at 10:08 am
aprilnovember811 commented:

Where is his resume Maher? Where are Mr. Brilliant’s college transcripts? He won’t show them, and I don’t see or hear brilliance. Take your mouth off of Obama’s butt and show us? I want to see his straight A college transcripts. All of them.

You can’t because he’s not brilliant. He’s a bum. You are lashing out at others to cover up for your warped judgement. You were had Maher. You voted for a drug user, and a failing student, who’s mother slept around. She told Barack Obama Sr. he was the father. When it was discovered Malcolm X was his true father, he was done with them. How’s that you Obama cultist.
#67 October 23, 2011 at 10:13 am
aprilnovember811 commented:

He’s the reason HBO isn’t in our home. This anti capitalist is making money off of his capitalist employer. He should be put out of business, like all of the fish wrappers, like the WaPo. Don’t give them your money everyone. Put this man in the unemployment line with his friends.

This is Barack Hussein Obama aka Little or X.
Rev Jim Jones (Filthy Capitalists)
http://youtu.be/6rEGt2NePl0

This Rev. like Sharpton, Jerkson, and Jerkson Jr. led 900 people, mostly black to their suicide. Obama is leading America to hers, if the bum is not stopped. Wait until the future exposes that Obama is a total fraud. How are the members of the Supreme Court going to feel when they realize they sat there and listened to a State of the Union speech by someone who couldn’t make a patch on their butt.
#68 October 23, 2011 at 11:48 am
Adirondack Patriot commented:

Obama already is a dildo.
#69 October 23, 2011 at 2:37 pm
WillofLa commented:

As a believer in, and supporter of the 1st Amendment, Maher has the right to say what he wants. But as a believer and a supporter of a moral society that everyone has a right to, I would relegate Maher to satellite stations only where whats-his-name was put. You know, the guy who used to have the TV program where he had prostitutes and strippers and gays on and he would talk about their butts, and penis’s, whats-his-name? The national network decided he was just to filthy and fired him. He then got his program put on XM satellite. That’s where Maher belongs because he has as filthy a mouth as whats-his-name had. He doesn’t have to talk about brests or butts or penis’s, but his insultive and abusive ridicule of anyone who is a conservative, he is as offensive as the other guy was when it came to saying things he knew would be offensive and embarrassing to normal people.

I would hope that a conservative President we could put in office would understand the quality of having a moral society. See, the hippies claimed as the Occupiers do that they are merely “acting” on their “rights”. That’s why I have said that just because something is the law doesn’t make it necessarily right to act on it. In the case of Maher, he needs to admit that he is a pig and has a filthy mind that is typical with what would be considered to be “normal” leftist. Some liberals are okay and understand that in order to have people learn decentcy, society must have unspoken rules and understandings that when you come out into public there are certain rules that have to be observed so that you aren’t offensive to other people around you.

That’s how it used to be in my day. There were somethings you said in private and you didn’t repeat those things in public where people were generally not expecting to hear something offensive, coming from a TV personality. If that’s what you can call him. Maher is just indecent and he needs to be put where that sort of thing won’t offend anyone, but where he can rant that garbage all he wants in observance of his right to say what he wants and get away with it.