Obama: My Latest Plan Will Create 1.9 MILLION Jobs
Posted by Jim Hoft on Friday, September 16, 2011, 3:10 PM
1.9 million jobs!
Barack Obama told supporters last night that his latest new-fangled stimulus plan will create 1.9 million jobs.
USA Today reported:
President Obama has attached a big number to his jobs bill: 1.9 million.
At a private fundraiser last night, Obama said his proposal would create 1.9 millions jobs, while reducing the 9.1% unemployment rate by a percentage point; he also said it would add two percentage points to the gross domestic product.
Assuming it’s passed by Congress, that is.
“The Republicans in the House, their natural instinct right now is not to engage in the kind of cooperation that we’d like to see,” Obama said in promoting his American Jobs Act.
Of course, the odds of this latest stimulus creating any jobs is slim to none. Obama should have stuck to that “save or create” line. That way when we get the next downgrade he won’t look so foolish.
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gus commented:
They rammed sh!t down our throats and we aren’t taking it anymore. Over and out.
Tired Okie commented:
Doesn’t he ever get tired of lying??? He has no shame and thinks we have no brain!!!
Rhoda R commented:
More money for his union cronies and other fund raisers – the Republicans had better not pass it cause we can’t depend on the Dems in the Senate for anything except supporting the party line.
Estragon commented:
If you’re gonna lie, might as well go big.
His supporters are too stupid to tell the difference anyway. It will be interesting to see if the legacy media calls him out on it – there have been some signs recently that they are beginning to realize he has jumped the shark and continuing to cover his butt will only hasten their own inevitable demise.
Bill Mitchell commented:
Liberals never cease to amaze me. Why would companies make capital investments and perform long term hiring based upon temporary stimulus and not actual supply and demand? How do liberals NOT get that?
These aren’t jobs, they are just taxpayer-funded giveaways designed to buy votes.
Bill Mitchell commented:
Obama’s definition of “cooperation” – Do EVERYTHING I say no matter how idiotic you think it is while I will do NOTHING you say.
Wheeze commented:
We must come to the realization this man/child is just not all there…… The neurons are misfiring folks…
patman commented:
F U.
Swifty commented:
Because he’s been so accurate on his economic predictions since he took office? Please. Go away. Enough already.
middleagedhousewife commented:
I’m with Estragon -”If you’re gonna lie, might as well go big.” Only, I was thinking he might actually tell us where those 1.9 million jobs will come from. Oh. Silly me…
kansas commented:
1.9 million jobs lost if his plan is not passed? Oh the humanity. Seriously, does he just make this crap up?
#1AMERICAN commented:
guess when he was admiring himself in the mirror he reached into his A$$ and the number just popped out…what a fukken idiot
Paleryder commented:
Problem is,none will be in America. Not to worry,though. We, the American voter, are going to fill numerous openings come November 2012. Reserve your moving van now,there is going to be a huge flush in DC about the same time.
kansas commented:
On the other hand for a mere 1 million dollars cash I will vote for Obama.
Ipso Facto commented:
The only problem is that no one believes him anymore.
Trust is like the soul, once it goes away, it seldom returns.
wth commented:
Where… in China?
Molon Labe commented:
Didn’t Obama sate he wanted to create an “internal security force” equal in size and funding to the military. This is how he plans to do it. He’ll name it something clever like Security Staff or Kyptonite Golfing Guards.
ohio commented:
“Jobs Plan”, you mean the one that the ‘Rats have not submitted to congress, the one that Snuffy Reid thinks discussing bike paths is better, the one that a “Pub took the name and submitted his own. That jobs plan?
MrGoodWench commented:
So now when the Congress DOES NOT pass his ” jobs” a k a reparations bill, RIGHT NOW,
” set up “
Obama can say that the Congress is responsible for a loss of 1.9 mil jobs.
Butt if the Congress PASSES his ” jobs” a k a reparations bill, RIGHT NOW,
Obama takes credit for creating 1.9 mil jobs.
What was that word I was looking for ?
Oh yeah
Mark1957 commented:
I am trying to only say good things about people today so bear wit me……
Barack must have amused young Sasha & Malia with his ability to tell such fanciful tales of make believe.
Mark1957 commented:
oops.. with me.
bg commented:
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Unemployment Rates for States
Local Area Unemployment Statistics
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kansas commented:
Pass Louis Gohmert’s Job’s Bill Now and go on the Sunday shows touting the passage of the bill.
Wm T Sherman commented:
What’s the point of buying off government employees and union hacks? They’re already bought.
Anyway, the details of the plan are irrelevant. He knows it won’t fly, and does not want it to fly. He just wants an excuse to point a desperate nicotine-stained finger at Republicans for ruining everything by not passing it. Good luck with that.
Freddy commented:
“… he also said it would add two percentage points to the gross domestic product…. ”
So, Obama expects that 450 billion in government spending will lead to 300 billion in GDP.
In Obama’s own words, FAILURE is in fact the goal.
gus commented:
450 BILLION DIVIDED BY A BULLSHIP NUMBER OF JOBS 1.9 MILLION equals $236,842.00 per BULLSHIP job.
Obama is toast, put a fork in him.
shibumi commented:
“Only, I was thinking he might actually tell us where those 1.9 million jobs will come from.”
Duh.
When he says “create jobs” he means “SAVED or created jobs” and every single employed person counts as a “saved” job. So really he’s already created millions, a I mean billions of jobs.
That’s Obama-logic.
gus commented:
Obama is a loser. Pure and Simple. Chain smoking, wart faced Commie loser. And those are his good points. Read it and weep LIBTARDS.
Dell commented:
My money is on 1.9 total jobs created. And I’ll bet I’m a helluva lot closer that he is!!
USMC Thomas commented:
What a f_cking joke! Just when you think you heard it all from that lying POS.
mcc commented:
Looks like Barry’s having trouble getting his fans to buy into this as well:
Snortalicious Obama 2012 fund-raising appeal of the day
By Michelle Malkin • September 16, 2011 01:07 PM
I’ll put the laugh line in bold and let you do the rest:
Friend –
You got an email from the President a couple days ago, inviting you to sit down to dinner with him.
I know some people might think this is just some kind of trick or something. It’s not.
The fact is that someday soon, four people reading this note right now will be on a plane to have dinner with President Obama in Washington, or Chicago, or wherever he might be that day.
Think about that for a second. The four people who win will sit down with the President of the United States of America — not for a two-minute photo-op or a quick meet-and-greet, but for a private meal with face-to-face conversation. That’s just not something too many people will ever get to do.
The President obviously has very little time to spend on anything related to the campaign. And this is how he chooses to spend it — having real, substantive conversations with people like you.
http://michellemalkin.com/2011/09/16/snortalicious-obama-2012-fund-raising-appeal-of-the-day/
For the full laugh, I’d have highlighted the entire paragraph.
But I can’t ignore the “Some people might think this is some kind of trick or something.” When he ever played anything straight?
BO is short on credibility. Thankfully, that now includes his former fans.
mcc commented:
re #32 – should be “When has he ever played…”
Espresso Logic - The 6th Sense commented:
Whatchabeensmokin Obammie?
kansas commented:
Trying to bankrupt the country. Doing a fine job of it.
ocrick commented:
Riiiiiight. Let’s not fix our nation. The top 1% got theirs.
Let’s slip back to the 19th century and watch the world pass us by.
We don’t need a middle class anymore. Throw me a freakin bone here…
gus commented:
OcDick-sucker. You don’t have a CLUE what you are talking about. You’re a fvcking moron. You are the RUNT of the LITTER and don’t have the foggiest NOTION how jobs, wealth and the middle class is created. You’re a pathetic driveling fool. As a candy assed pansy, you look for THE GOVT. to take care of your needs.
I am laughing at you. Your father must be ashamed of you. Both of your Daddies in fact.
Scott commented:
Why stop at 1.9 million Dr. Evil…If we’re going to be making this stuff up as we go, make it 1.9 billion!
ocrick commented:
Golly Gus, must be tough going through life as a PHONY Christian Chicken Hawk single wide Loser.
RKflorida commented:
Gus, you are sounding just like that union guy who confronted the reporters a few days ago. Spewing out vile, meaningless words. You might want to cut back on the coffee for a while.
vityas commented:
“Wait. I read that wrong. Point 9 jobs.”
RL commented:
Gus, normally I’d agree, but that’s a kind of insult to runts. I’ve raised of a couple of such pets in my life, and any one of them had more loyalty and intelligence than the blood sucking wh chigger and co.
mg4us commented:
President Zero can’t do the math. . after all, though he claims he is a Harvard Grad, no one remembers him (especially no girlfriends) nor have we seen his transcripts
Here is the bottom line
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/obama-predicts-his-plan-will-cost-235263-job
KBB commented:
OMG! I have to have the picture for a profile pic! Hilarious!!
gus commented:
Oc-Dickless. Is that the best you’ve got son??? You’re a loser little guy. And you know it. You’ll be a loser all your life. Do you know why?? Because you have no balls. You’re a LIBTARD imbecile, who hasn’t a clue how America became great and wealthy. Right Ocdick-less??
Rock commented:
1.9 million, in china maybe, what a fracking loser we where dealt in WTF. What poor slob has to tie this idiots shoes in the morning.
gus commented:
RKflorida. You sound like a LIBTARD. Get a job and make something of yourself sh!thead.
gus commented:
Rock, I think Ocdick-less ties his shoes. For miinimum wage.
Mike W commented:
When they build the obamaos library he can then claim to have created jobs and have proof. The library will be a long windy hallway with nothing in it.
Espresso Logic - The 6th Sense commented:
#36 September 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm
ocrick commented:
Rikki, Your mommy is gettng ready to do the laundry. She needs to pre soak your skid marked undies. Hand em over.
Rock commented:
gus,
Maybe, but sucking up the kool aid and tying to tie shoes at the same time would challenge most obots.
ocrick commented:
Golly Gus & Expresso, do you two get the Vitter Family Values Discount
from your Mothers P!mp?
Cutlers bad knee commented:
That picture is ironic showing Odopey as Dr. Evil.
But is it a coincidence that the old evil German woman looks a lot like Nancy Piglosi, and that Jay Carney looks a lot like Dr. Evils son, and Bwaney Fwank has got that Fat Ba$t@rd look to him.
Someone help me with Mini Me I’m drawing a blank, maybe oc rick I dont know?
KLD commented:
Laughing……hysterically. What else can you do at the sheer absurdity of that statement? And the sheer absurdity that he truly believes we will believe him. And the sheer absurdity that there are people out there who do.
bg commented:
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ocrick #36 September 16, 2011 at 4:25 pm
re: [We don’t need a middle class anymore.]
just a sample:
‘Disavowal of the Pursuit of Middleclassness’
[And – of course – the oppressor class of rich, wealthy bourgeoisie was immediately replaced by an oppressor class of rich, wealthy Marxists who swiftly employed levels of brutality and control that dwarfed the wildest imaginings of any political system that had come before. In the name of “the people,” a State system whose leaders lived unimaginably more luxurious lives than those in whose names they ruled engaged in campaigns of disinformation and brutal terror to keep “the people” under their abject dominion.]
George Soros, Maurice Strong and company redefine the Middleclass
[The Democrat-loving mainstream media is missing the boat on Warren
Buffet’s take of America’s economic meltdown as …”a sort of economic
Pearl Harbor we’re going through.”
That being the case, then surely the first
question should be: “Who is attacking the
U.S.?”
The billionaire’s $5 billion investment in Goldman Sachs Group Inc. at
the same time he’s touting the Treasury’s $700 billion bank rescue plan,
should be the tipoff.
With so many banksters and fraudsters openly treating the U.S.
treasury as their private piggybank, one ponders what‘s really
going on.
Is wholesale market manipulation the new al Qaeda?
Unfortunately that’s a concept based far more on fact than paranoia.]
“A Disavowal of the pursuit of Middleclassness’, the heading read. While it is permissible to chase ‘middleincomeness’ with all our might, the text stated, those blessed with the talent or good fortune to achieve success in the American mainstream must avoid the psychological entrapment of Black ‘middleclassness’ that hypnotizes the successful brother or sister into believing they are better than the rest and teaches them to think in terms of ‘we’ and ‘they’ instead of ‘US’!”
― Barack Obama, Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance
scroll for more here & a bit more here..
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Rock commented:
Damn shame Americas first black president isn’t black, is raciest, and dumber than Congressman Hank Johnson. Everyone got short changed.
bg commented:
++
love me, love me, love me..
When I was a little boy (when I was just a boy)
And the Devil would call my name (when I was just a boy)
I’d say “Now who do, (who-oo)
Who do you think you’re fooling?” (when I was just a boy)
I’m a consecrated boy (when I was just a bo-o-o-y)
I’m a singer in a Sunday choir (oooh)
Oh my mama loves me, she loves me
She get down on her knees and hug me (ahh a-a-ah)
(oh)She loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages
And loves me
She love me, love me, love me, love me
When I was grown to be a man (grown to be a man)
And the Devil would call my name (grown to be a man)
I’d say “Now who do, (whooo)
Who do you think you’re fooling?” (grown to be a man)
I’m a consummated man (grown to be a ma-a-a-n)
I can snatch a little purity (oooh)
My mama loves me, she loves me
She get down on her knees and hug me (ahh a-a-ah)
(oh)She loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages
And loves me
She love me, love me, love me, love me
And if I was the President (was the President)
The minute that Congress called my name (was the President)
I’d say “Now who do, (whooo)
Who do you think you’re fooling? (who do you think you’re fooling)
I’ve got the Presidential Seal (was the president)
I’m up on the Presidential Po-o-dium (oooh)
My mama loves me, she loves me
She get down on her knees and hug me
(oh)She loves me like a rock
She rocks me like the rock of ages
And loves me
She love me, love me, love me, love me
(loves me like a rock)
==
DANEgerus commented:
Lets pretend that is true. $ 477,000,000,000 divided by 1,900,000 jobs is $ 251,052 per McJob. Really? That is if it worked perfectly. That’s the best lie he can manage.
big L commented:
But Obama has a lot of stoops that believe these numbers. They numbers are like bling. they are flashy statements that have no basis but to ignorant folks, it is “Oo that sounds big, or important…
BurmaShave commented:
1.9 million [mostly union] jobs?!? Even if that is true, which I doubt; that is at a cost of $235,600 in taxpayer money per so-called [patronage] “job”!!!!!
Obama, your plan is [much] worse than cr@p! Take your cr@p plan, and flush it down the cr@pper!
Diane Thompson commented:
Obama is a lying dictator wanna-be. He has trashed this country and everyones trust in him. Most of us are not Obama crazy brain washed morons that keep believing what you spout out of that fat piehole. We’re on to you………… (better run hide, all these bad, bad people talkin mean about the wittle pwesident).
Patty commented:
Please Sir, tell us how, where, when Pleas sir!
Idiot, where are these jobs. And 1.9 million, where are these JOBS?
Patty commented:
He will say anything to prove that he can get the jobless rate at least to 8 % by election time.
You know, even if possible, Americans better never vote this experienced liar back into office or America we are toast.
Teresa commented:
Create jobs? In what alternate reality? BO is living in dreamland.
LibertyAtStake commented:
They just make it up as they go.
d(^_^)b
http://libertyatstake.blogspot.com/
“Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive”
Craig commented:
Sure he will create more jobs… TSA jobs… lol
Check this:
Big Sis Ordered NFL Grope Downs
http://www.infowars.com/big-sis-ordered-nfl-grope-downs/
If you ever feel like boycotting something, boycott the NFL
dallasdan commented:
BO is a lying POS. No news here.
Militant Conservative commented:
I have cases of incandescent bulbs. You unprepared
Idiots can suck up the cost. I’m gonna get rich
Off of uninformed political novices.
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