Obama’s Illegal Alien Uncle Onyango Hits Cop Car Drunk; Asks to Call White House

Obama’s last known illegal alien relative – African aunt Zeituni Onyango – was granted asylum in 2010. (NY Daily News)

Barack Obama’s illegal alien Uncle Onyango Obama was arrested in Massachusetts this past week after he hit a cop car. He wanted to call the White House.
Kerry Picket at The Washington Times reported:

A number of media outlets have already reported that an illegal immigrant from Kenya by the name of Onyango Obama, 67, was arrested last week on Wednesday after he rammed his SUV into a police car in Framingham, Massachusetts.

He was later charged with DUI among other violations. I spoke to Framingham Public Information Officer Lieutenant Delaney who told me that when Onyango Obama was asked at booking if he wanted to make a telephone call to arrange for bail, the Kenyan immigrant replied: “I think I will call the White House.”

The Boston Herald has more on the arrest.

#1 August 28, 2011 at 1:41 pm
Militant Conservative commented:

He wanted his Malignant Narcissist affirmative actionless nephew to abuse the powers

of his office. Not a chance, Obama is so self centered he threw his own grandmother

under the bus.

powder is dry
#2 August 28, 2011 at 1:41 pm
eaglewingz08 commented:

Obama wouldn’t give a hundred dollars to his destitute relatives in Kenya, you’d think he’d do anything for Onyango?
#3 August 28, 2011 at 1:42 pm
Militant Conservative commented:

deport the other Obama, he’s illegal too.
#4 August 28, 2011 at 1:43 pm
Patty commented:

LOL AS if Obama doesn’t have enough to worry about with Hurricane and all.. Oh, to funny, perfect!!!
#5 August 28, 2011 at 1:43 pm
AuntieMadder commented:

So, why is this not THE news all over the cable and local news stations, especially while they’re in need of news to replace the non-news event of Hurricane Irene?* When GW Bush’s daughters partied, it was national news…and they didn’t crash into cop cars or anything else, either. They were just doing what college kids do, even if they were cuter doing it than most other college kids are.

*That was a rhetorical question, in case anyone wonders.
#6 August 28, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Patty commented:

I wonder if this will be called discrimination and Holder will have the cops go to school to learn never to arrest drug drivers ever again.
#7 August 28, 2011 at 1:45 pm
AuntieMadder commented:

@ #1: Yeah, MC, but she was just the white grandmother.
#8 August 28, 2011 at 1:45 pm
Mark1957 commented:

Goes to show you that all Obama’s are crooks and game the system every chance they get.
#9 August 28, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Patty commented:

Media, maybe Fox if they can get off the Hurricane for a moment may report it. But do any of us think the lame stream media ever will.

I have tingles…!!lol
#10 August 28, 2011 at 1:47 pm
kato commented:

“Mr. PO-lees man, I want y’all call my nephew. Tell him I needs a whole bunch a dat Obama Money.”
#11 August 28, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Patty commented:

Now here is where Obama’s acted stupidly moment comes in. He will have another Beer Summit.
#12 August 28, 2011 at 1:50 pm
Patty commented:

Seems the family loves their beer.
#13 August 28, 2011 at 1:52 pm
Patty commented:

Where is MOTHER’S AGAINST DRUG DRIVERS?

If this does go any where and it is known that Obama did bail out his uncle, wow!

I won’t hold my breathe.
#14 August 28, 2011 at 1:53 pm
Callipygian1 commented:

“The police clearly acted stupidly in this instance; who is dumb enough to park a car in front of a drunk driver?”, said Barry.
#15 August 28, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Nanna1 commented:

He also has an aunt that is here illegally and living off the g’ment. Soon his whole darned family will be here. But not to worry, Obama is pushing for amnesty, so they can all get their wilfare, their rent and healthcare.
Aint Obama grand?????
#16 August 28, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Conservative Ken commented:

Godfather, Godfather, I need a favor.
#17 August 28, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Tom commented:

Are you people even human? Or are you just computer generated responses? Who would have thought that even Republican computers were LAME!
#18 August 28, 2011 at 2:02 pm
Bunni commented:

Did bammy boy bail his uncle out? He threw his mom, grandparents and even his DOG under the bus, so I’m guessing NO!

He should be deported, along with his whole America Hating family, moochie, the brats, the granny, etc. etc. etc.
#19 August 28, 2011 at 2:02 pm
jorgen commented:

He should have phoned Holder. He is one of his people.
#20 August 28, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Francesca commented:

Are we sure this story isn’t from The Onion?
#21 August 28, 2011 at 2:06 pm
zaire67 commented:

Making decisions concerning illegal immigration policy while one of your relatives are here illegally. The Chicago way.
#22 August 28, 2011 at 2:07 pm
Patty commented:

The Obama’s sure know how to screw the tax payers. SUV aren’t cheap. I would suspect that Obama will blame Uncle for driving a gas guzzler.

SUV, my they are rather expensive! Or the whole affair is priceless.
#23 August 28, 2011 at 2:09 pm
StrangernFiction commented:

That would be Barky’s alleged illegal alien uncle.
#24 August 28, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Francesca commented:

Is this Auntie Z’s husband, or is it yet another branch of the illegal Obama family mooching off of us? Just wondering.
#25 August 28, 2011 at 2:14 pm
StrangernFiction commented:

Are you people even human?

Yes, but we think exclusively with the reptilian part of our brains. Muhuhahahahaha!
#26 August 28, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Vixen commented:

@Tom:
Sooooooo, was your BRILLIANT post generated by your “Democrat computer”??
Begone, Tool.
#27 August 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Marsh626 commented:

The Obama’s are garbage.

What a screwed up family.
#28 August 28, 2011 at 2:23 pm
ohio commented:

Obama’s Aunt Zetunui is a perfect example. She collects SS payments every month even though she’s never paid a dime into the SS system.

She gets Medicaid, food stamps, section 8 and most likely cash assistance – and she did it for years while being an illegal alien.
#29 August 28, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Militant Conservative commented:

#17 August 28, 2011 at 1:58 pm
Tom commented:

looky looky I insulted a troll! Tee Hee Hee, pretty easy too. Thin skinned lil tweerps.

Baseball bat baby seal, seal baseball bat. Your going down boy. CRACK!

Ahhhh and no harm to the pelt. Next, How to cook spotted owl to taste like

snail darters. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We own you, beyotch.

powder is dry
#30 August 28, 2011 at 2:26 pm
AuntieMadder commented:

@ Vixen, Stranger, and others: Cut the libturd some slack. There is absolutely no way to excuse or defend Barky’s Uncle Bongo’s drunk driving and drunken cop car nailing. All the libturd has to fall back on in this case is sarcasm and calling others “lame” (even if the latter has been deemed “offensive” by the PC Police in the libturd’s ranks).
#31 August 28, 2011 at 2:31 pm
Kissmygrits commented:

uh, the nephew was outta town so he couldn’t take the call. Is the half brother still living in a hut?
#32 August 28, 2011 at 2:34 pm
chewydog commented:

Somewhat OT

How’s the bro who lives in a hut in Kenya doing?
#33 August 28, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Sandy commented:

Its going to be interesting to see if uncle Onyango gets a pass. I will have to watch for this on Gateway because the rest of the media won’t touch it.
#34 August 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Militant Conservative commented:

no number 30, no slack nothing this is political gold in an election cycle.

Remember Jimmy Carter’s brother pissing out on the tar mac? Dear god

what a redneck moment that was. So lil Obammy has his family issues too.

Strike had and fast, make hay while the sun shines. Obama has a very large

flawed welfare family. Yee haw lets all make fun of the parisites and his family.

Polarize, freeze it roast it. Oh yea, gimmie some of that Saul Alinsky $hit.

Sucks being the first black failure huh? Own it boy.

powder is dry
#35 August 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm
SM-AZ commented:

Entitlement! Fraud, bribery. Barry & Moochelle know how to work the system!
#36 August 28, 2011 at 2:37 pm
DaveinPhoenix commented:

They need to ship that guy back to Kenya where he was born and belongs – and take Uncle Onyango with him too.
#37 August 28, 2011 at 2:45 pm
Mueller commented:

Jeeze.The whole family is an embarassment. I can’t imagine what his two girls are learning from this.
#38 August 28, 2011 at 2:48 pm
mcc commented:

So the illegal is driving an SUV…

I’d like to know if it dates back – and looks suspiciously similiar – to the fleet that was ordered up by our newly-elected Chicago Thug turned POTUS.
#39 August 28, 2011 at 2:48 pm
Taxpayer commented:

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall at his booking:

OZero’s uncle: “Do you know who I AM???”

Cop: “Yeah, a drunk driver. Time for your mugshot.”
#40 August 28, 2011 at 2:59 pm
Andreas K. commented:

#17 Tom

What does this have to do with being human? First of, the ass is an illegal alien. Secondly, he was driving drunk. Have you ever seen the carnage drunk drivers cause every year on the roads? That alone is enough reason to beat the crap out of him. He needs to be put on the next plane to Kenya and sent off for good.
#41 August 28, 2011 at 3:03 pm
Conservative Ken commented:

I think Tom is a post and run away type of guy. BTW, the pic of Aunt Zeituni looks like a man in drag.
#42 August 28, 2011 at 3:09 pm
Sterling Hallbrook commented:

Interesting driving coincidence. The supposed president obama drunkenly grabbed the keys to the country and is crashing it too.
#43 August 28, 2011 at 3:11 pm
mcc commented:

Well, if all this can be believed, (and there’s quite a bit) it was a Mitsubishi..and ol’ Unc has been here since the ’60′s, with a name change, running out on owed rent: $2+K and being beaten/robbed:

http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2011/08/obama-has-federal-immigration-and.html

BTW, he pleaded not guilty and blamed the cop…

Judge ordered him held for the ICE charge:
Obama has a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement warrant for his arrest. ICE has previously ordered him to be deported back to Kenya.
#44 August 28, 2011 at 3:15 pm
DittoGirl commented:

Let’s see…illegal Aunt…illegal Uncle…and we are suppose to believe that the person in the WH is here legally? Its all coming together, piece by piece.

Its time to break this wide open, and I sure hope that happens on Sept 14th in Hawaii.
#45 August 28, 2011 at 3:32 pm
Opus#6@AmericanPerspective commented:

Why is the LSM ignoring this story? They had plenty to say about Carter’s brother Billy. Why is Uncle Onyango off limits?
#46 August 28, 2011 at 3:35 pm
Dave-O commented:

That picture sure looks a lot like Maxine Waters. Twins separated at birth maybe?
#47 August 28, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Larry Sheldon commented:

Call the White House? Obvious imposter. His uncle would know to call the golf course.
#48 August 28, 2011 at 3:39 pm
mcc commented:

Re#43 – “Obama blamed the cop”

A commenter at FreeRepublic:

Obama from Kenya said a cop acted stupidly?

1 posted on Friday, August 26, 2011 1:16:32 PM by ConservativeStatement

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#49 August 28, 2011 at 3:45 pm
Redwine commented:

That whole damned family is trash. Criminals.
Time to sweep all these illegals out. What’s illegal is illegal. There’s no room for amnesty or supporters of amnesty.
Period.
#50 August 28, 2011 at 3:49 pm
#1AMERICAN commented:

I didn’t think mooslums were allowed to drink…
#51 August 28, 2011 at 3:55 pm
Dave-O commented:

Uncle OnYango-Tango was on his way to Chappaquiddick with a young lady in the passenger seat. He had heard that the Obama Clan was at The Compound in Martha’s Vineyard.
#53 August 28, 2011 at 3:56 pm
No Man commented:

Speaking of illegals: When was barracks Hussein naturalized?
#54 August 28, 2011 at 4:07 pm
AuntieMadder commented:

@ #34: No slack for Barky but when dealing with his minions, please remember that it’s not nice to pick on the mentally retarded.
#55 August 28, 2011 at 4:14 pm
James commented:

If Bush had an illegal alien aunt who struck a cop car while drunk, thats all you would hear on the news 24/7.
#57 August 28, 2011 at 4:24 pm
MrGoodWench commented:

#1AMERICAN commented:
I didn’t think mooslums were allowed to drink…
+++++++
They can drink ( and do hookrz and go to strip clubs a la 9/11 terrorists, Awlaki etc. )
if they are persuing jihad .
#58 August 28, 2011 at 4:26 pm
bratkat13 commented:

OMG, so that’s why the economy is so bad…Obama has been letting drunk Uncle Onyango drive the bus over the cliff!
#59 August 28, 2011 at 4:31 pm
Rev Railton Loy commented:

I would like a print out of the Boston paper article. I thought they were ultra liberal?
#60 August 28, 2011 at 4:35 pm
saveus commented:

no one wonder obummer stopped deporting illegals

too close to home
#62 August 28, 2011 at 5:07 pm
RL commented:

#11 August 28, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Patty commented:

Now here is where Obama’s acted stupidly moment comes in. He will have another Beer Summit.

Did the police act stupidly for having their car in his way?
#64 August 28, 2011 at 5:15 pm
jony101 commented:

you really think obama would leave the golf course for his illegal alien uncle? how many illegal alien relatives does he have? Deport them all including the king (hussein)
#66 August 28, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Josh commented:

The dude is not above the law just because he is a relative of the president.

Let him eat cake just like the rest of us.
#67 August 28, 2011 at 5:56 pm
Just_Saying commented:

You sure that isn’t Aunt Onyango? Looks like a woman more than a man.
.
#68 August 28, 2011 at 6:04 pm
Kilroy64 commented:

Unfortunately the brainless twits that voted for this clown aren’t smart enough to be embarassed by their actions. I would laugh my butt off if it wasn’t so serious.
#69 August 28, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Mary Ellen (Nunly) commented:

I find the story interesting, and I certainly agree that letting Obama allow his illegal relatives to live in the country is sickening. However, and I don’t mean to be picky, the story doesn’t match the title of this post. The story that is linked to says that he “almost” sideswiped the cop car…he didn’t hit it. Or is there another story that I’m missing that says he did hit it?

Just like to keep things on the up and up…the story itself shows how aggravating it is that these relatives are allowed to skirt the law without having to embellish it with a title that is not truthful.
#70 August 28, 2011 at 6:27 pm
Buffalobob commented:

You would think that mooshell would offer obbies nephew a job. Or at least take him off the streets and on a mooshell extravaganza vacation. Or can it be that barry’s relatives are too embarrassing even for her?
#72 August 28, 2011 at 6:54 pm
Mark commented:

Maybe Obongo will make her highway safety czar.
#73 August 28, 2011 at 7:12 pm
Gary B. commented:

why does his “uncle” look female?
#74 August 28, 2011 at 7:29 pm
Francesca commented:

His ‘uncle’ looks female because that is ANOTHER illegal Obama – Aunt Zeituni (sp). I haven’t seen a pic of the uncle. Has anyone?
#75 August 28, 2011 at 7:36 pm
bg commented:

++

re: [illegal immigrant from Kenya by the name of Onyango Obama, 67]

even more curious:

Hussein Onyango Obama

the only Onyango Obama listed on Obama’s family tree..

oh wait..

George Hussein Onyango Obama

[Youngest half-brother of Barack Obama, born c.1982, son of Barack Obama Sr. and Jael (now a resident of Atlanta, Georgia). George was six months old when his father died in an automobile accident, after which he was raised in Nairobi by his mother and a French step-father. He later lived in South Korea for two years while his mother resided there for business reasons. Returning to Kenya, George Obama "slept rough for several years," until his aunt gave him a six-by-eight foot corrugated metal shack in the Nairobi, Kenya, slum of Huruma Flats. As of August 2008, Obama was studying to become a mechanic. George received little attention until being featured in an article in the Italian language edition of Vanity Fair in August 2008, which portrayed him as living in poverty, shame, and obscurity.The article quoted George Obama as saying that he lived "on less than a dollar a month" and stated that he "does not mention his famous half-brother in conversation" out of shame at his poverty. In later interviews George contradicted this picture. In an interview with The Times, he "said that he was furious at subsequent reports that he had been abandoned by the Obama family and that he was filled with shame about living in a slum." He told The Times, "Life in Huruma is good." George Obama said that he expects no favors, that he was supported by relatives, and that reports he lived on a dollar a month were "all lies by people who don’t want my brother to win.”He told The Telegraph that he was inspired by his half-brother.According to Time, George "has repeatedly denied...that he feels abandoned by Obama." CNN quoted him as saying, "I was brought up well. I live well even now. The magazines, they have exaggerated everything... I think I kind of like it here. There are some challenges, but maybe it is just like where you come from, there are the same challenges."]

[standard disclaimer: source Wikipedia]

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#79 August 29, 2011 at 5:12 am
jorgen commented:

Obama is at the moment busy photoshopping long birth certificates for his uncle and aunt.
#81 August 29, 2011 at 6:41 am
Crackermike commented:

The Racist Attorney General Eric Holder sure isn’t going to order deportation is this case, after all, Uncle Obama be black and is one of holders “people”. Imagine for a moment the strident outrage if the race had been reversed in these cases. Holder says he’s not there to prosecute black people. Just whites apparently. This hate filled regime must be ended in ’12.
#82 August 29, 2011 at 11:48 am
Obamas regulation destroy jobs commented:

we’ll at least one black person got a job since Obama is giving all the illegals the black jobs away to them…(Black Caucus should be very happy).
#83 August 29, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Gas Passer commented:

Barack Obama’s illegal alien Uncle Onyango Obama looks queer to me. Dresses like a lady. We don’t need anymore perverts in our county. Send his perverted black a$$ to Kenya where he belongs.
#84 August 29, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Ken commented:

Well presidents have pardoned way way worse offenders. So who cares if he hooks a brother up. Bush pardoned war criminals for christ sake..
His daughters drank under aged and had fraudulent ID’s
I could care less about this story but I am glad to see it really tweeks out alot of people here.
#85 August 30, 2011 at 10:19 am
bert commented:

pity thos blinded by their ideology who voted for this obviously unworthy occupant of
white house. he has an uncanny knack of placing ideology ahead of impartial decision making.the democrats do not understand or care what the actual cost in treasure or loss of personal freedom is when formulating their well crafted “liberal” give aways which sound great, but are without a doubt, tainted with fatal costs for our society. both parties could do nuch better for their poserity!