It’s an Obama world.
NASA, the once prestigious space agency, has morphed into a junk science outlet that focuses on Muslim outreach and space alien sensitivities to global warming climate change.
Oh… And they dropped the Shuttle program.


(Yahoo)

Unreal.
A report by NASA scientists claims that space aliens may attack earth to save the planet from man-made global warming climate change.
The Guardian reported:

It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.

Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth’s atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.

This highly speculative scenario is one of several described by scientists at Nasa and Pennsylvania State University that, while considered unlikely, they say could play out were humans and alien life to make contact at some point in the future.

Shawn Domagal-Goldman of Nasa’s Planetary Science Division and his colleagues compiled a list of plausible outcomes that could unfold in the aftermath of a close encounter, to help humanity “prepare for actual contact”.

In their report, Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity? A Scenario Analysis, the researchers divide alien contacts into three broad categories: beneficial, neutral or harmful…

What an embarrassment.

 

 

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  1. I knw Obama was slipping into insanity. There goes NASA too. Nuts.

  2. I knew it….Al Gore, Obama and Natzi Botox Pelosi are Aliens !

    What a marooon ! Maybe it is time to defund NASA

  3. “NASA: Space Aliens May Attack Earth to Save Planet From Global Warming”

    Will they use heat rays?

  4. What a way to waste government money.

    These guys are rocket scientists and they cant come up with something better than this?

    If aliens do visit earth than their technology is so far beyond ours that global warming would be the last thing on their minds because most likely they would have the technology to reverse it and give us clean energy if they felt so strongly about it. Instead they are going to devastate the earth killing us becuase of global warming. That is unless you believe in the Keanu reeves scenario and some monster will just go and wipe out everything made by humans or they can make all machines stop. BTW did you ever think about that scenario that Keanu Reeves left us with. We have no machines. However axes and saws still work as do matches. So humans will simply burn trees to stay warm. Nuclear power plants melt down becuase machines dont work any more. Hey they left the earth in great shape didnt they.

  5. Let me guess
    Taxpayers funded this , right ?

  6. “…while considered unlikely, they say could play out…”

    Riiiight ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo )

  7. What do you expect of an agency whose primary missions is stroke Muslims for all the great strides mankind has mad in space?

  8. Good Lord, shut down the whole agency before it demolishes what little credibility we have left.

  9. In their report, Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity? A Scenario Analysis, the researchers divide alien contacts into three broad categories: beneficial, neutral or harmful…
    +++++

    In their report, Is It Day Or Night ? A Scenario Analysis, the researchers divide the time of day into three broad categories: day, night or in between …

  10. Now for the punch line. This didn’t happen under Bush’s watch! Ba dah bump.

  11. #4 August 18, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    retired military commented:
    What a way to waste government money.

    These guys are rocket scientists and they cant come up with something better than this?
    :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

    That’s the problem I think, they AREN’T rocket scientists. They SHOULD have been, but the political leadership picked loopies. Didn’t the same thing happen to the Weather Channel? They hired a new director who had ZERO actual weather training, but lots of comparative religion studies. Instead of straight-up weather usefulness, it went annoying Global Warming Channel. Gah!
    The Left never creates anything useful, they just take other people’s creations over, milk them as cash cows and WRECK them.

  12. Must have been big fans of Keanu Reeves.

  13. Time to shut NASA down.

  14. I can’t wait to see the movie where Bruce Willis drives his SUV over the aliens’ world, reeking ultimate destruction. Yippeekyah!

  15. First, Bring It On you commie aliens.

    Second, we have never lost a battle to alien beings, just ask Hollywood.

  16. I see a new dooms day flick being prepared by Hollyweird as we speak. No comment from J. Huntsman who crazily admits to being a believer.

  17. I was just thinking, do you think when they say they will attack Earth, NASA really means America? I mean, we are the most hated pollutants in the world, right? We have not signed onto Kyoto, we are dependent on the evil Oil. So the Aliens would only attack the United States.

  18. ++

    no, not “aliens”, “Islamists” coming to tell US we have been taken over
    from w/in.. and henceforth will be known as the Umma States of Allah..

    Farrakhan and The Islamic Spaceship of Death

    oh btw, don’t laugh too hard, the way i see it, your great grandchildren
    will be bowing to Obama (or some other Earthly anointed god) bowing
    to Mecca.. yes, that is how stupid the majority of Americans are at this
    time & stage of the NWO take-over.. yeah i know, i’m a batty bat, and
    Obama is inept, yada, yada, yada.. look good look around you, what is
    happening out there, not to mention around the globe?? *sigh*

    reality: that newfangled destructo machine they’ve been
    working on is ready for live testing on a global scale.. :*(

    ==

  19. Mind is wandering, I bet the Chinese will reverse engineer one of their spacecrafts in no time, or we will shoot one down and sell the technology we learned to the Chinese when they buy out the company.

  20. The clowns at NASA must have been watching The Day the Earth Stood Still.

    Thank God for the end of the shuttle program, a huge waste of taxpayers’ dollars. WSJ reports yesterday that privately built spacecraft will be docking with the space station (another colossal waste) by the end of the year. We’re about to find out how much more efficiently private contractors can explore space compared to NASA, whose main skill was sending taxpayers’ money into a black hole.

    The private firms also won’t have to deal with rent-a-black and rent-a-broad contractors that provided the illusion of diversity, that is until some subprime blowhard gets wise to it. By then, one hopes, the blowhard will be out of office.



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