NASA: Space Aliens May Attack Earth to Save Planet From Global Warming

It’s an Obama world.
NASA, the once prestigious space agency, has morphed into a junk science outlet that focuses on Muslim outreach and space alien sensitivities to global warming climate change.
Oh… And they dropped the Shuttle program.


A report by NASA scientists claims that space aliens may attack earth to save the planet from man-made global warming climate change.
The Guardian reported:

It may not rank as the most compelling reason to curb greenhouse gases, but reducing our emissions might just save humanity from a pre-emptive alien attack, scientists claim.

Watching from afar, extraterrestrial beings might view changes in Earth’s atmosphere as symptomatic of a civilisation growing out of control – and take drastic action to keep us from becoming a more serious threat, the researchers explain.

This highly speculative scenario is one of several described by scientists at Nasa and Pennsylvania State University that, while considered unlikely, they say could play out were humans and alien life to make contact at some point in the future.

Shawn Domagal-Goldman of Nasa’s Planetary Science Division and his colleagues compiled a list of plausible outcomes that could unfold in the aftermath of a close encounter, to help humanity “prepare for actual contact”.

In their report, Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity? A Scenario Analysis, the researchers divide alien contacts into three broad categories: beneficial, neutral or harmful…

What an embarrassment.

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  • Stuffy

    I knw Obama was slipping into insanity. There goes NASA too. Nuts.

  • bigkahuna

    I knew it….Al Gore, Obama and Natzi Botox Pelosi are Aliens !

    What a marooon ! Maybe it is time to defund NASA

  • davidt

    “NASA: Space Aliens May Attack Earth to Save Planet From Global Warming”

    Will they use heat rays?

  • retired military

    What a way to waste government money.

    These guys are rocket scientists and they cant come up with something better than this?

    If aliens do visit earth than their technology is so far beyond ours that global warming would be the last thing on their minds because most likely they would have the technology to reverse it and give us clean energy if they felt so strongly about it. Instead they are going to devastate the earth killing us becuase of global warming. That is unless you believe in the Keanu reeves scenario and some monster will just go and wipe out everything made by humans or they can make all machines stop. BTW did you ever think about that scenario that Keanu Reeves left us with. We have no machines. However axes and saws still work as do matches. So humans will simply burn trees to stay warm. Nuclear power plants melt down becuase machines dont work any more. Hey they left the earth in great shape didnt they.

  • MrGoodWench

    Let me guess
    Taxpayers funded this , right ?

  • scituate_tgr

    “…while considered unlikely, they say could play out…”

    Riiiight ( )

  • BurmaShave

    What do you expect of an agency whose primary missions is stroke Muslims for all the great strides mankind has mad in space?

  • JPL17

    Good Lord, shut down the whole agency before it demolishes what little credibility we have left.

  • MrGoodWench

    In their report, Would Contact with Extraterrestrials Benefit or Harm Humanity? A Scenario Analysis, the researchers divide alien contacts into three broad categories: beneficial, neutral or harmful…

    In their report, Is It Day Or Night ? A Scenario Analysis, the researchers divide the time of day into three broad categories: day, night or in between …

  • Charlie

    Now for the punch line. This didn’t happen under Bush’s watch! Ba dah bump.

  • #4 August 18, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    retired military commented:
    What a way to waste government money.

    These guys are rocket scientists and they cant come up with something better than this?

    That’s the problem I think, they AREN’T rocket scientists. They SHOULD have been, but the political leadership picked loopies. Didn’t the same thing happen to the Weather Channel? They hired a new director who had ZERO actual weather training, but lots of comparative religion studies. Instead of straight-up weather usefulness, it went annoying Global Warming Channel. Gah!
    The Left never creates anything useful, they just take other people’s creations over, milk them as cash cows and WRECK them.

  • lynched1

    Must have been big fans of Keanu Reeves.

  • M1

    Time to shut NASA down.

  • DaveMcD

    I can’t wait to see the movie where Bruce Willis drives his SUV over the aliens’ world, reeking ultimate destruction. Yippeekyah!

  • KOW

    First, Bring It On you commie aliens.

    Second, we have never lost a battle to alien beings, just ask Hollywood.

  • Kissmygrits

    I see a new dooms day flick being prepared by Hollyweird as we speak. No comment from J. Huntsman who crazily admits to being a believer.

  • KOW

    I was just thinking, do you think when they say they will attack Earth, NASA really means America? I mean, we are the most hated pollutants in the world, right? We have not signed onto Kyoto, we are dependent on the evil Oil. So the Aliens would only attack the United States.

  • bg


    no, not “aliens”, “Islamists” coming to tell US we have been taken over
    from w/in.. and henceforth will be known as the Umma States of Allah..

    Farrakhan and The Islamic Spaceship of Death

    oh btw, don’t laugh too hard, the way i see it, your great grandchildren
    will be bowing to Obama (or some other Earthly anointed god) bowing
    to Mecca.. yes, that is how stupid the majority of Americans are at this
    time & stage of the NWO take-over.. yeah i know, i’m a batty bat, and
    Obama is inept, yada, yada, yada.. look good look around you, what is
    happening out there, not to mention around the globe?? *sigh*

    reality: that newfangled destructo machine they’ve been
    working on is ready for live testing on a global scale.. :*(


  • KOW

    Mind is wandering, I bet the Chinese will reverse engineer one of their spacecrafts in no time, or we will shoot one down and sell the technology we learned to the Chinese when they buy out the company.

  • kato

    The clowns at NASA must have been watching The Day the Earth Stood Still.

    Thank God for the end of the shuttle program, a huge waste of taxpayers’ dollars. WSJ reports yesterday that privately built spacecraft will be docking with the space station (another colossal waste) by the end of the year. We’re about to find out how much more efficiently private contractors can explore space compared to NASA, whose main skill was sending taxpayers’ money into a black hole.

    The private firms also won’t have to deal with rent-a-black and rent-a-broad contractors that provided the illusion of diversity, that is until some subprime blowhard gets wise to it. By then, one hopes, the blowhard will be out of office.

  • KOW

    I was thinking some more, do you think if the aliens did attack, that the Liberal Media will call them racist for destroying America during the presidency of the first black president? At least Obama could add aliens as a reason for the economy and unemployment, he has blamed just about everyone and everything else.

  • bg


    gah!! re: #18 August 18, 2011 at 10:36 pm bg

    look good look around = take a good look around

    okay, that too.. 😀


  • RP

    Are these people ever tested for lead poisoning? Could strenuous thinking cause brain lesions? Is there moldy rye bread in the space kitchen? I’m just speculating on some plausible explanations.

  • Buffalobob

    So these guys just watched the remake of the Sy Fi movie “The Day The Earth Stood Still”. This is what passes for logic in the minds of our prog politicians, many university profs. and the EPA,

  • jainphx

    And according to the left, we are the crazy ones. Wow just wow.

  • KOW

    I hope the aliens know that if they use some type of death ray, or sound device to manipulate us or splatter our brains, that would be considered torture and against the Geneva Convention. Just ask Code Pink.

    Just saying.

  • Rock

    The fruit is a Seattle Washington cup cake he can’t help himself. Some one needs to check the water there they are truly going over the edge in what is really beautiful state occupied by crazies.

  • Tjexcite

    Some will say that aliens already stop the nuclear war of the 60′ but that was just a bad time travel Star Trek episode.

    Why would they attack and not just give us the clean unlimited power source that they use to travel the stars. Or just install the weather control systems that will cause a nice 75 degrees from 60th parallel north to 60th parallel south with the polls -75 degrees and hold all the ice year round.

    Somewhere a ramp is being set up and a shark is swiming under it with the AGW crowd.

  • bg


    KOW #19 August 18, 2011 at 10:36 pm

    ooh, that reminds me..


    11-Aug-11 World View — Taiwan Exhibits Anti-Chinese Ship Missile

    China launches second aircraft carrier
    after a £9.6m refit… as a luxury hotel

    [Days after sea trials for China’s first aircraft carrier Varyag caused heightened tension in the South China Sea, a second carrier is stirring up interest in the country. But the Kiev, although like the Varyag a former Soviet aircraft carrier, is welcoming guests in its new role as a leisure facility.]

    anyone else recall thAT “unknown: missile”
    they couldn’t prove was a plane a while back??


  • rbosque

    It’s painfully obvious the next President will HAVE to really fire all Obama appointees and trolls from the gov’t.

    These moonbats are getting out of hand.

  • AuntieMadder

    This actually plays in to some New Age religious beliefs/teachings, which is both spooky and funny.

  • Redpillpatriot

    PLease God Let it be like the movie Independence day, when they waste the white house. Maybe the aliens and tea party could work something out……

  • bg


    lol, as if attacking us would “clean the air”..

    gah, it’s so obvious these people are not right in the head..

    ergo, i cannot help but ask myself, if they need help,
    what the (fitb) does that say about the rest of us??


  • Neo

    I swear I’ve seen this movie before …
    Yes, it was Keanu Reeves’ biggest dud.
    The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

    An alien spacecraft of sorts arrives in New York City. Aboard is a human-like alien and a giant robot of immense size and power. The alien identifies himself as Klaatu and says he has come to save the Earth. When the friendly, PC woman scientist, learns exactly what he means when he says he is there to save the Earth (destroy mankind), she tries to convince him to change his intentions.

  • gastorgrab


    This just in from the state department negotiating our surrender with the invading force. Apparently, the aliens have been quoted as saying that earth would have normally been destroyed for “our arrogant existence”, but since we passed ObamaCare, we’ve become much more tolerable as a species.

  • Don’t they realize how stupid this makes them look? Unless the “Aliens” used ICE CUBES for bullets, ANY weapon they used would INCREASE the temperature of the Earth and the atmosphere and aggravate the very problem they are supposed to attack us to solve.

  • arnonerik

    Nasa scientists confirm that the mother ship is already in high orbit and Louis Farrakan has personally met with the Aliens. We are doomed!

  • Alana

    I really think something has happened and I’m now living in Bizarro World.

  • Barracuda

    And how would these supposed “aliens” have made it into space and traveled to meet us without technology and industry of their own?

  • bg


    re: #18 August 18, 2011 at 10:36 pm bg

    if you’ve ever followed my NWO links, then
    you know what the following is all about..

    Maurice Strong Interview (BBC, 1972)

    [Today, Maurice Strong sits atop the global environmental movement
    headed by the United Nations and its interlocking NGO’s and tax-exempt

    Strong is considered to be the person behind the globalization of the
    foundation-funded environmental movement, and was the Secretary-
    General of the United Nations Conference on the Human Environment
    held in 1972, in Stockholm, Sweden.

    He co-authored the ‘Earth Charter’ with Mikhail Gorbachev in 1992. It
    was Gorbachev who stated in 1996 that the “threat of environmental
    crisis will be the ‘international disaster key’ that will unlock the New
    World Order.”

    Strong was recruited by David Rockefeller at the age of 17 and groomed
    for the role he serves today. Despite not having a college education, he
    was a millionaire by his early 20’s and wielded enormous power and influence.]

    they keep deleting the Eco-economic Warfare and
    the Planned Collapse of Western Civilization

    George & Maurice

    UN & Islam

    and many more dots that connect themselves..


  • StrangernFiction

    Your tax dollars at work.

    Stranger. Than. Fiction.

  • jorgen

    I don’t feel safe when people as insane as NASA scientists and Guardian journalists are on the loose.

    Obama will arrange that the UN will set up an answering maching saying: “The world is sorry and hereby surrender”.

  • workingclass artist

    This is starting to look like money laundering

  • GAW

    I got a big laugh out of this because it comes on the heels of Paul Krugman claiming a war with space aliens would fix the economy.

  • bg


    re: #40 August 18, 2011 at 11:39 pm bg

    eh, “You ain’t seen nothing’ yet!” ~ President of the US.. no, not a
    Ripley’s entry, well, not yet anyways, besides, i’m seriously thinking
    we the people may have “jumped the shark” (so to speak).. *sigh*


  • SpideyTerry

    So, did these guys get drunk, fall asleep watching “The Day the Earth Stood Still” and think they had a prophetic dream? Maybe it’s a good thing they cut the return to the moon program. NASA is demonstrating such severe stupidity lately that I don’t think it’d be wise to trust them with human lives and a small fortune.

  • big L

    Question: Are space Aliens illegal aliens or legal aliens? How would we know? Wjen they come here do they have papers and IDs or what would identify them as aliens?
    Do they do tricks, like change a wonderful functioning country into a mess?
    Enquiring minds want to know.
    Also what happened to M1 and M2- the money supply that was so important in years’ past. And the homeless:where have they gone, or is there only homeless when there is a Republican President?
    Is that Mitch, the former (or maybe current) GI still sleeping on the hot-air grate in Washington D.C.? Or has he moved into the White House? Is Mitch really David Axelrod?

  • big L

    Oh yes forgot: “Klaatu Barrada Nictu” (thanks poster Neo)

  • Darkstar

    hahaha, stupid moonbats

    They’re openly admitting “global warming” wont actually destroy the earth – something else will have to do it under the guise of “saving you from you”, just like all the other regressive/commie “solutions” they try to force on others…

    Is this where we are supposed to say “Oh please Comrade Obama, will you let our EPA overlords protect us from ourselves so the aliens don’t come down instead and protect us from us by killing us!”?

  • bg


    re: #18 August 18, 2011 at 10:36 pm bg

    “The real goal of the Earth Charter is that it will
    in fact become like the Ten Commandments”

    ~ Michael Strong

    “We are moving toward a New World Order, the world
    of communism. We shall never turn off that road.”

    ~ Mikhail Gorbachev

    Today, the responsibility, which used to be laid at
    the door of God, is fastened on the shoulders of man.

    ~ Khalifatul Masih II

    “In order to stabilize world population, we must eliminate 350,000 people
    per day. It is a horrible thing to say, but it is just as bad not to say it.”

    ~ J. Cousteau, 1991 explorer and UNESCO courier


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  • Rose

    What FABULOUS 2012 Campaign Posters! Fabulous!

  • bobdog

    GORT! Klatu…barrada…NICTO!

  • Estragon

    Looking at that picture . . . imagine Al Gore after being forgotten in the tanning booth overnight.

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  • And let me guess………… the space aliens will be pissed because they were hoping that someday when the resources on their planet (whatever the heck that is) are depleted, they can zoom over to planet earth to loot us of our precious resources.

    I think I have heard it all now.

    It boggles my mind when the liberals can believe in space aliens returning from the mothership to beam them up someday, but when a Christian mentions the return of the Lord, they snicker and scoff at people like me. They produce movies that make men fear a fictional creature more than the creator himself, unaware that someday, when the creator of the heavens and the earth returns (who is not an alien with space beams and a mothership), he will return as a lion instead of a lamb.

    The fact that there is no fear of God in a liberals eyes is what proves them to be blind. No fear of God, just a fear of space beams coming from little green men.

  • BarbaraS

    What next? The Loch Ness monster has been biding his time all these centuries waiting for man made globull worming to become rampant? This is the reason aliens put him here in the first place. Or maybe the Creature from the Black Lagoon has this role.

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  • vityas

    Klaatu barada nikto.

  • Hobbitually conservative

    Yippee! More undocumented alien voters.

  • Byzantine Bob

    That alien be lookin’ like what my sainted Grandma would refer to as “An Old Ugg-a-lee”!!!

    More stereotyping and racyness from the Administration…!

  • DaveMcD

    Space aliens: Doing the work that our illegal aliens won’t do.

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  • Hedgehog

    The lunatics are running the asylum.

  • Smarty

    Never trust someone with a hyphenated name- especially not a guy, since that means he was raised by a feminist and a father whipped by the feminist. He isn’t going to be very reasonable.

  • Have they spotted the Mahdi yet?

  • mg4us

    It an Obama world. . . leftie loons will stop at nothing to destroy our great country and its once proud institutions. . . NASA looses it! What happens when we are PC and let affirmative action promote idiots in school, at work, in NASA and even the Presidency!

    Obama – the Affirmative Action President!

  • raybojabo

    Maybe the aliens will explain why the climate is changing on all the other planets in our solar system also and disinegrate all the Commie rat-ba$tards that are lieing about this manmade warming bs just to gain money and power.

  • Yeosailor

    NASA’s new motto: “To boldly go where no-one sane has gone before.”

  • pst314

    NASA claims that they only exist To Serve Man, but I’ve read that cookbook.

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  • C.Jordan

    NASA says they had nothing to do with the report, via Twitter.!/NASA

  • vagabond trader

    Please, any civilization advanced enough to visit Earth will look down and observe librals in action, shake their heads and move along in their search for intelligent life.

  • This must be the summer for aliens everything is aliens. Aliens must be a new code-word for liberals.

  • jayo

    Scientists? Even the premise is goofy. Do we know, or care, what ‘aliens’ are doing on their planets? The entire money pit called NASA needs to be backfilled. It’s just been a costly science fair for overeducated underachievers. Remember all the important information we got from Moon Rocks? No? Well, they’re just like earth rocks. No clue to the origins of mankind there.

  • C.Jordan


    NASA had nothing to do with the report. Via twitter!/NASA

  • Buster

    NASA used to put people in space. Now they write Science Fiction.

    They should be reorganized into the National Endowment for the Arts.

  • daryl

    I can tell none of you have ever had the experience of driving east on Route 380 in N. Mexico, down from the Capitan Mtns. (where Smokey the Bear was born), overlooking Roswell into the Pecos River valley just before daylight. Or ever seen the “Marfa (Texas) Lights down in the “Big Bend” country.
    Who’s to say they’re not “out there”.

  • Fuquay Steve

    Kinda looks like Pelosi

  • Marmo

    Wow, if that’s the case, I say let’s pre-empt them. If we discover an earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of its star and they have unacceptable levels of greenhouse gasses, let’s go round up a good sized asteroid, strap a big-ass suicide vest on it (the advantage of Muslim outreach), hook up a rocket to it and point it at that planet.

    Cuz if the aliens think that way, I’m sure our lefty rocket scientists are thinking the same thing. Hey, if those aliens can’t manage their greenhouse gasses, they deserve to have their planet blown up, right?

    Our Lefties get more and more idiotic every day.

  • Patty
  • bobdog

    If we’ve told you once, we’ve told you a thousand times. It’s UNDOCUMENTED WORKERS, you racists.

  • bg


    daryl #78 August 19, 2011 at 8:47 am

    i know of what you speak, and i believe we are not alone..

    however, i’m more interested in knowing
    exactly who said “they were out there”??

    confirmation that “they (aliens) are out there” (or anywhere else) is
    nowhere to be found.. far as i can tell, it’s all pure “speculation” ala:
    global warming was/is..

    unless of course i missed something, that’s always a possibility,
    but then again.. i’m sure someone else who perhaps didn’t will
    be kind enough to inform me, thank you..



  • mpfs79

    I for one welcome our new Alien Overlords.

  • bg


    Patty #81 August 19, 2011 at 10:22 am


    (loved the twilight zone)


  • Canthisbe

    Or may be aliens come here from a place that is getting to cold for them, think we have accomplished global warming and treat us as gods and want to buy millions of SUVs to take back to their place to keep them from freezing to death.

  • MamaGrizzly

    ANYTHING for that grant money . . .

    I can just imagine a giant scam that makes President Flash Mob’s robbery of the USA look like nothin’

  • dunce

    We need no further evidence that the govt mainly employs the bottom of the barrel scientists. Truth in labeling laws require that science fiction be labeled as such and this kind of writing should not be taxpayer funded. The best minds do not pick civil service for a career.

  • greenfairie

    They end the Shuttle program, fire thousands of science and tech employees, but they keep these UFO-obsessed Gaianist loonies.


  • David

    Reinforcing comment #76: NASA had nothing to do with this report, and the Guardian has altered its story to indicate that it was not done for NASA. One author is a post-doc at NASA, and wrote in his blog that he and some friends wrote the paper in their free time. The paper has nothing to do with his work at NASA, and that he did not use NASA resources working on it.

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  • Darkstar

    #78, daryl:
    “Who’s to say they’re not “out there”.’

    Okay, so you believe aliens are going to kill us because of “global warming”?

    See, regardless of a persons belief in other beings, there is just no sane way to seriously believe they will wipe us out because we drive SUVs…

  • Stuart

    #78 Daryl
    OK I admit it’s possible.
    Lots of things are possible.
    I could win the powerball jackpot four or five weeks in a row.
    Technically it’s possible.

    That’s a fun question for the math minded. Calculate the odds.

  • Chris in N.Va.

    Must’ve misunderstood their commands as picked up by SETI’s antennae:

    Get Barak off the Nicotine!


  • Sam Meyerson
  • bg


    #95 August 19, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    Sam Meyerson commented:


    read the responses and tell me who got punked..


  • C.Jordan

    It is sad to see that this story hasn’t been corrected yet.

  • MVH

    Aaah, ha, ha, ha!
    Maybe it’s aliens from that ship Louis Farrakhan talks about.

  • Darkstar

    @ #95, Sam Meyerson

    Why wouldn’t people believe (in complete disbelief) such a story after the “Muslim outreach” nonsense? That asinine move already proved NASA will be used as a political propaganda agency moving forward – this type of pitiful article would just follow suit…

    And its not like the articles proposed outcome is any more idiotic then many other “Global warming” lies and scare tactics tossed around by the left as they try to push the communist “we need to control your life” agenda.

    Al Gores’ “The Polar Bears are dying” BS is on the exact same level as this “Aliens will kill us because of Global Warming” theory, so sure, I’d believe it if Obama was pushing for NASA to tell us Aliens want us to drive Volts…

  • Redneck Rick

    Please correct the article. NASA did not fund this in any way shape or form. This reporting is a prime example of what is wrong w/ our society.

  • Ginger

    Maybe when the demo-rat/liberal/communist/muslim pigs start calling the Aliens “Terrorist” the Aliens will take them out with their ray guns! hehehehehe Watch out you communist traitors they are coming for you! hehehehe

  • Jax

    So you all realize you’ve been punked by now, right?

    No? Going to keep believing this one because it’s easy and makes you feel good?

    Okay, never mind.

  • anuff

    Somebody better source this story to something reliable, or we’ll all look stupid. I can’t find a trace of this anywhere that is reliable (sorry Fox… can’t find the proof on this one).

  • Ginger

    Maybe when the demo-rat/liberal/communist start calling the Aliens “Terrorist” the Aliens will use their water baloons on them or shine a light on them with their ray guns! hehehehehe Watch out you communist traitors they are coming for you! hehehehe

    I am holding my breath to see if this post goes through! ;=)

  • Ginger


  • I guess you should look over this and reconsider your stance.

    This was in no way a NASA funded/taxpayer funded/Obama conclusion.

  • bg


    Earth calling all non-believers..

    you missed post #81 😀


  • Charles

    Is that a pic of an alien or a muslim?

  • Tomalak

    So now it’s Okay to believe in Aliens now that it’s linked to climate change? A person can speak of these things without being labeled a crank? Just wanted to clarify. To all you abductees: Sorry for all the anal probe jokes. Looks like you were right all along.

  • Sheila K

    This is what NASA has become under Obama…….. what kind of crap is going on anyhow?? What a laughing stock we have become.

  • With Brain

    Yes shut down NASA. Do you people hear yourselves? You have no idea what you are talking about yet you quickly remark that the nation’s Space agency should be terminated.

    NASA was not a part of this article, do some research.. warning it will require you to read.

  • Ted

    Ack Ack, ack ACK ACK!!!!

  • msboomer

    Please someone! Where are the real scientists hiding out. NASA, NOAA, WHO, all of them have gone to the dark side along with the brilliant thinker Al Gore. I know there are some thinking scientists out there. Where are they!!! Please tell me!