Biden Incoherently Announces that the US May Start Seizing Russian Assets, Because "Putin's Kleptoc-ra-uh... Yeah..."

On Thursday, Biden announced another major escalation by the US in the ongoing proxy war with Russia, saying that his administration will now begin seizing Russian assets as they look to increase pressure on Putin to comply with the West’s demands.

According to Biden, the feds will begin seizing assets such as “boats and luxury homes” that are located in the US, in addition to what he calls “other ill-gotten gains.”

During the announcement, Biden clarified his remarks as we are all accustomed to seeing, with a garble of nonsensical noises that is equally lacking in clarity as it is in substance.

“Putin’s klepston-cra-no-uh… Yeah… .. ..eh .. ..kel.. Kleptocracy… the guys who are the kleptocracy,” Biden stammered as he attempted to provide the reasoning, letting out a creepy laugh.

BRUTAL. Someone get this man an Ambien and a vanilla ice cream cone already.

If Biden’s handlers are going to prop him up behind the podium, they best be sure to cut down on the use of big fancy words in his teleprompter script, especially ones like ‘kleptocracy‘ – “a government whose corrupt leaders (kleptocrats) use political power to appropriate the wealth of the people” – which is a perfect descriptor for his own family’s business empire.

This is just plain embarrassing. This is a major announcement to confront a nuclear superpower that’s currently waging a war in Europe, after all. Get it together.

Watch:

Weird that Biden struggles with the word kleptocracy, when his family is the perfect example of one. pic.twitter.com/iSLuAHKwrd

— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 28, 2022

While it’s true that Russian elites have likely accumulated their massive fortunes through “ill-gotten gains,” It’s worth pointing out that, Biden’s financials aren’t those of a squeaky clean saint. In fact, they’re far from it. His crackhead son Hunter has even picked up millions in cash from Russia.

If we can hold the Russians accountable, then the Biden Crime Family shouldn’t be too far behind. But we no longer live in a serious country, and we definitely aren’t governed by serious people. So the likelihood of that happening – at least before a massive shakeup in favor of America First Republicans – is slim to none.

Let’s just hope this geriatric puppet doesn’t drag the US into nuclear armageddon before that happens.