Cuomo Orders Santa to Wear COVID Mask While Delivering Christmas Presents

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo (D) announced Monday that he is granting Santa Claus a waiver of the state’s mandatory 14-day quarantine so he can deliver Christmas presents to children, but Cuomo is ordering Santa to wear a mask. Cuomo made the announcement with a dour countenance that had all the charm of a Soviet … Continue reading Cuomo Orders Santa to Wear COVID Mask While Delivering Christmas Presents