Angry Lesbian Charged with First Space Crime — Accessed Estranged Wife’s Bank Account from Space Station

Just the person you want to be stuck in a space capsule with for a month at a time.

Angry lesbian Astronaut Anne McClain is accused of the first intragalactic space crime.

She was improperly gaining access to her estranged wife’s bank account while rotating the earth in the International Space Station.

The Daily Mail reported:

NASA is looking into claims that an astronaut accessed her estranged wife’s bank account from space during a six-month stint on the International Space Station.

Decorated astronaut and US Army lieutenant colonel Anne McClain has been accused of improperly gaining access to Summer Worden’s online bank account using NASA computers, the New York Times reported.

McClain allegedly accessed the bank account as part of a ‘highly calculated and manipulated campaign’ to obtain custody of Worden’s son, who she had given birth to about a year before the couple got married.

Worden, a former Air Force intelligence officer, brought a complaint against McClain with the Federal Trade Commission, claiming that McClain had committed identity theft, even though none of Worden’s funds had been tampered with.

Anne McClain was stuck in space for 204 days.

 

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