Woke Brawny Paper Towels Dumps Buff Men in Pine Forests and Replaces Packaging with Butch Women in Flannel Shirts
Brawny Paper Towels is the latest company to get woke and push the power of women in flannel shirts.
Out — are the burly men in pine forests.
In — butch sullen women in flannel shirts.
Here is the former package of Brawny paper towels.
And now we get the feminist package.
Brawny: Strength has no gender!
Also Brawny: Well we better change hero to "shero" so everybody knows we're talking about lady strength!
You guys nailed it! pic.twitter.com/ioPBERxOfF
— Bees In The Jak (@amp_1224) March 25, 2018
This brawny commercial really says “we call women heroes sheroes” and “strength has no gender” in the same 30 seconds. Y’all missin the point of y’all own message!! I can’t
— baby groot stan account (@princesshalleyT) March 29, 2018
Alternative take: It takes two women to do the work of one man.