Leftist Blames Trump For Stopping Going To The Gym, Says She Can’t Open Jars Now
Guest post by Mike LaChance at American Lookout:
Brigid Delaney is a fitness writer. She recently told the story of how she stopped going to the gym because of Trump. There is literally nothing that the left won’t blame on Trump, even their own personal decisions.
She writes at The Guardian:
I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I can’t open jars
It was November 2016 and the only person I knew who believed Trump would win the US election was the owner of my gym. This was clearly a ridiculous prediction so, seeing the chance for some easy money, I offered to bet him $100 that Hillary would win.
But the gym owner, clearly not wanting to do his dough, pointed at this horrible thing in the corner with the name “sled” and said: “If Trump wins you have to pull 70kg on it.”
It was double what I could usually pull. And, if I won the bet, the gym owner would pull double his personal best…
According to the book Trump Revealed: “Trump believed the human body was like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted. So he didn’t work out. When he learned that John O’Donnell, one of his top casino executives, was training for an Ironman triathlon, he admonished him, ‘You are going to die young because of this.’”
I didn’t want to die young, so I didn’t go to the gym.
Now she claims that she is weak and can’t open jars.
This is Trump Derangement Syndrome at its finest, folks.