Are you a Trumpkin?
Are you one of the millions of Republicans, Independents and Democrats who support Donald Trump?
Then you’ve probably been labeled an a$$hole, idiot or butt cancer by some well-meaning establishment Republican type.
Diana West started this list — The Trump Lexicon
It is a list of all the names you can expect to be called by Cruz or Rubio supporters for your choice in candidates.
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What started as the Big Conservative Donald Trump Dictionary is now The Right’s Trump Lexicon.
It is still a work in progress, but I find that it no longer fits inside even the broadest satirical framework, if it ever did; hence, the name change. There is nothing, but nothing, to poke “fun” at here. There is much, however, to poke a stick at.
This is a work in progress
A is for Anal
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A is for Ape
- “Witless ApeRides Escalator”
— This is the headline for National Review’s very first report by Kevin Williamson on Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential run. (See also “P is for Plastic-Surgery-Nightmare Wife,” etc.)
- “Turning to Donald Trump to solve the problems in Washington is like turning to an apeto fix a broken refrigerator.”
— Stephen Hayes, Fox News & Weekly Standard (see also “D is for Diarrhea”)
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A is for Appalling
“If by now you don’t find Donald Trump appalling, you’re appalling.”
— Bret Stephens, Wall Street Journal
A is for Ass/Asshole
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“You are so far up Trump’s ass.“
Pollster Frank Luntz to Patrick Howley of Breitbart News, whom Luntz also called an “asshole.”
B is for Ball Gag
Read the rest HERE.
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