What? Criminal Investigation Sought in Hillary Email Scandal – Hillary Blames the ‘Heat’

Marinka Peschmann

Today The New York Times reported two inspectors general have asked the Justice Department to open a criminal investigation into whether sensitive government information was mishandled in connection with the personal email account Hillary Rodham Clinton used as secretary of state.

Hillary Clinton released this statement on the criminal investigation.
She blamed it on the heat.

It must be global warming!
It’s making people break the law.

Related: Did you notice that for a woman who wants to be President of the United States, there sure are a lot of grammar errors in today’s statement.

I counted four.
“Every body” is used when counting bodies in a morgue.