The Obama Parts The Sea With His Words Preemptive Post

Guest post by Melissa Clouthier of On Twitter: @MelissaTweets.


What will President Obama say tonight? Why are you even worried about it? It is going to be awwwwwwwwesome!

So we’re here with some preemptive praise. Give it your best shot Jim Hoft groupies. Name the phrases.

I, myself, will count the “I’s”. That’s how I made it through Embryology in grad school. My insufferable prof was insufferable so the class started taking bets on who’d get closest. We can do the same thing here.

If you win, you get the gratification of knowing that you’re most in-tune with President Profound.

Open thread!

P.S. Word to the wise, don’t look up the search “Obama + Unicorns“. Just, don’t.

H/T Ace

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