Man Mistakes Picture of Hunky Mitt Romney For Girlfriend’s Lover… Beats Her
A Tennessee man mistook a Facebook picture of hunky Mitt Romney for his girlfriend’s lover… So he smashed her computer and beat her.
I’m 41 put it this way:
The old green monster struck when a hapless dipwapp was snooping through his girlfriend’s Facebook page. When he saw a pic of the dapper Mittens, he snapped fearing he was her lover. Now he is facing charges for beating the crap out of out of his poor politically active honey.
Sun News Network reported:
A 40-year-old Tennessee man accused of domestic assault allegedly became enraged when he saw a picture of a strange man on his girlfriend’s Facebook page and suspected she was planning an affair – he apparently didn’t recognize presidential hopeful Mitt Romney.
Lowell Turpin, 40, “angrily demanded to know who the male was,” according to a police report cited by the Knoxville News Sentinel.
When she told him, he allegedly grabbed her laptop and smashed it into a wall, then punched her, the police report says.
Probably a lib.
UPDATE: Here he is…
If the charges against him are true, Lowell Turpin, 40, of Tennessee, really needs to Google the name “Mitt Romney” when he gets out of jail. (NY Daily News)