Iran Launches Blessed Rocket Into Space… Oops, Scratch That!

More on the Kharnival of the Iranities

Iran reported yesterday the news of a blessed rocket launch into space.

Kamangir captured the picture designed and used by the ISNA depicting this blessed space launch…

Space rockets are the Iranian people’s divine right after all.


Wait!… Call off the dogs!… It was a bogus report.
The Iranian State news jumped the gun.
It was just another scientific spoof by the regime just like the blessed nukes in the kitchen and blessed herbal cure for AIDS reports.

After the original Iranian state news agency reported that Iran had launched a blessed rocket into space, it appears it was suborbital and sprung a parachute after its launch.
Oh well.

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