The Night Before Fitzmas

Sit back with a cup of hot cocoa and enjoy Michelle Malkin’s rendition of Brainster’s Night Before Fitzmas.

Big Mo writes in with his version:

Here’s my version, with apologies to Nat King Cole:

Karl Rove roasting on an open fire
Fitzgerald Frost nipping at his nose
Moonbat carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up in tin-foil hats.

Everybody knows a subpoena
and some indictments
Help to make the season bright
Tiny Kossacks with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know that Daily Kos is on his way
He’s loaded lots of toys
and goodies on his sleigh
And every mother’s child is gonna spy
To see if those pigs
really know how to fly.

And so I’m offering this simple phrase
To kids from one to ninety-two
It’s been said
many times, many ways,
Merry Fitzmass, to you.


Brainster also has news on the nutroots with these statistics from a democratic poll at Daily Kos, “41 percent of those surveyed said they “despise” Mr. Bush more than they despise Osama bin Laden.”

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