Still Christmas Shopping?

For that hard to please terrorist on your list Posted by Hello

Still looking for that special gift for that hard to please terrorist on your Christmas gift list? Or, did you pick the office terrorist in your Secret Santa drawing? Well, we’ve just found you the perfect gift to please any and all of even the most finicky terrorists! Straight from Fallujah (yes, you heard that right) taken right from the chemical lab set up in the city center, we’ve got the “Terrorist Cook Book”. Now your terrorist friend can learn just the right combination for that special explosives mixture he has been dreaming about. Or, better yet, nothing goes better on infidels than a little mustard (bomb). Happy Holidays!

(click on the picture to read more about the “Cookbook” that our soldiers found in a Fullajuh chemical lab.)

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