AVOID AT ALL COSTS: “Thor Love and Thunder” – Unless You Like Woke Movies Where Even the Rock People are Gay and Having Babies and The Queen is a “King”

AVOID AT ALL COSTS: “Thor Love and Thunder” is a Disney groomer’s dream.

The Disney movie is woke from beginning to end, mocks Christianity, everyone is gay, and the queen is called “king.”

Bring your kids if you love to have adult conversations about gay rock men having lava babies.

It’s garbage.

At a London press event, Natalie Portman, who plays Jane Foster and “Mighty Thor” in the film, stated the movie is “very gay.”

Last night we spent good cash at the movie theater just to see how woke the movie is.

It was a waste of time. At least the food was good and the prices were not bad considering Joe Biden’s record inflation.

The entire movie was woke. Off the charts woke.

Viewers called it “the gayest Marvel movie ever.”

Here are a few spoilers for you.

  • The black “queen” is called “king”
  • Zeus faints in delight at Thor’s naked body while wearing a skirt
  • Lesbians lose their child to evil god killer
  • Christianity is constantly mocked and heaven is a baseless fantasy
  • The rock man meets his male rock partner named Dwayne making a baby out of lava

If you don’t trust our assessment, here are a few comments from the internet:

Recently, woke Disney suffered another loss.

Disney’s new film Lightyear was projected to bring in $70M-$85M over the 3-day weekend. It came up short only bringing in $51M-$55M.

Disney and Pixar have restored a gay kiss scene in the upcoming Toy Story prequel movie Lightyear after ‘LGBTQ’ and allies accused the two companies of ‘censoring gay content in children’s movies.’

According to a report by Variety, the gay kiss scene was removed from the film but it was reinstated after woke employees of Pixar sent a letter claiming that Disney executives censored “overtly gay affection” content for children.

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