“Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls” Beto O’Rourke’s Love Poetry from 1988 Makes a Comeback (VIDEO)

“Wax my ass.
Scrub my balls.
Oh, milky wonder, sing for us once more.”

By Beto O’Rourke

Beto O’Rourke in flowery print with the El Paso Pussycats

The love poetry of Beto O’Rourke is making a comeback.

The Daily Caller posted a few lines from his moving prose.


The Daily Caller dug up the lines.

I need a butt-shine,
Right now
You are holy,
Oh, sacred Cow
I thirst for you,
Provide Milk.

Buff my balls,
Love the Cow,
Good fortune for those that do.
Love me, breathe my feet,
The Cow has risen.

Wax my ass,
Scrub my balls.
The Cow has risen,
Provide Milk.

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