Breaking: ISIS Drops iPhones After Apple CEO Tim Cook Comes Out as Gay

Apple CEO Tim Cook came out of the closet today in a BloombergBusinessweek article.
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Tim Cook wrote:

For years, I’ve been open with many people about my sexual orientation. Plenty of colleagues at Apple know I’m gay, and it doesn’t seem to make a difference in the way they treat me. Of course, I’ve had the good fortune to work at a company that loves creativity and innovation and knows it can only flourish when you embrace people’s differences. Not everyone is so lucky.

While I have never denied my sexuality, I haven’t publicly acknowledged it either, until now. So let me be clear: I’m proud to be gay, and I consider being gay among the greatest gifts God has given me.

Following the announcement ISIS combatants decided to ditch their iPhones.

A leading Saudi cleric also urged his supporters to drop the iPhone.


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