Beauty & The Beasts – CodePink Declares Jihad Against Scarlett Johansson

Beast vs Beauty

The Gyno-Jihadis of CodePink have issued a steaming hot fatwa against Scarlett Johansson.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, it’s Beast vs the Beauty!

Why is all of this happening? A couple of reasons.

1) Unmitigated hatred of the sharia free Jews of Israel (This is the chief motivation of Islamists)

2) Unmitigated hatred of the United States of America (This is the chief motivation of Code Pink)

3) Coca Cola

Wait…what? Coca Cola you say? Sadly, it looks that way:

The Israeli company SodaStream has come under fire in recent weeks over the fact that it has a factory in Maale Adumim, a Jerusalem suburb that lies east of the 1949 armistice line.

The controversy hit a new high last week with the Oxfam charity’s criticism of actress Scarlett Johansson, who has signed on as a spokeswoman for SodaStream. Johansson has said she will stick with her commitment to SodaStream – and has stepped down as an ambassador for Oxfam in protest of its anti-Israel stance.

Oxfam, which only recently signed Johansson as its first “global brand ambassador, had couched its opposition to her role in promoting SodaStream in humanitarian and legal terms, saying it opposes “all trade” from “Israeli settlements”, which it claims are illegal and deny the rights of Palestinian Arabs. This, despite the fact that SodaStream’s Maalei Adumim factory employs both Jews and Arabs alike, and on equal terms.

But now reports are surfacing which suggest a slightly less altruistic motivation, linking Oxfam to one of SodaStream’s major competitors: the Coca-Cola company. Notably, Oxfam has also recently criticized one of Coca-Cola’s other top competitors, the PepsiCo company.

Coca-Cola donated $2.5 million to Oxfam in 2008-2010, and gave another $400,000 toward a research project aimed at investigating Coca-Cola’s impact on Zambia and El Salvador.

I’m thinking a Buycott might be in order here. I’m planning on picking up a Soda Stream as a way of supporting Scarlett Johansson against the boycott fascism of America’s progressive left.

I also plan on switching from Diet Coke to Diet Pepsi.

Parting thought: Boycotting Jewish businesses was very popular in Germany near the middle of the previous century. Just saying.


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