New White House Petition Demands Obama Nationalize Twinkie Industry

Great. Put the King Ding-Dong in charge of Ding-Dongs.

A new petition on the White House website wants Obama to nationalize the Twinkie industry.
The Politico reported:

A new White House petition wants President Obama to nationalize the “Twinkie industry,” saving the popular junk food from possible extinction.

“We the undersigned, hereby request Barack Obama to immediately Nationalize the Twinkie industry and prevent our nation from losing her sweet creamy center,” a petition on the White House “We the People” website requests.

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