Does this bomb make my butt look big?
The Islamic killers are reaching out to the ladies.
Al-Qaeda launched a women’s magazine that offers beauty tips along with suicide bombing advice. Al-Qaeda wants you to look your very best on that very important day.
The Daily Mail reported:
Al-Qaeda has launched a women’s magazine that mixes beauty and fashion tips with advice on suicide bombings.
Dubbed ‘Jihad Cosmo’, the glossy magazine’s front cover features the barrel of a sub-machine gun next to a picture a woman in a veil.
There are exclusive interviews with martyrs’ wives, who praise their husbands’ decisions to die in suicide attacks.
The slick, 31-page Al-Shamikha magazine – meaning The Majestic Woman – has advice for singletons on ‘marrying a mujahideen’.
Readers are told it is their duty to raise children to be mujahideen ready for jihad.
And the ‘beauty column’ instructs women to stay indoors with their faces covered to keep a ‘clear complexion.’
Nobody likes pimples on their mujahdeen.
