Dog & Pony Show… Gordon Brown Plays Lapdog For Obama

Ah, how sweet… The Obamas finally found their puppy-
a little British poodle.

Brown took over for the American media and played lapdog today for Obama.

(The People’s Cube)
He laughed, and laughed, and laughed for 30 seconds at Obama’s joke today.
The Daily Mail reported:

Oh Gordon, your smile! The Prime Minister, appearing alongside Barack Obama after breakfast today, stared at his American visitor and almost shattered the TV camera lenses with his moony grin.

You could have played Jewish harp with his lower lip, it was stretched so twangy tight.

Messrs Mills and Boon, when next looking for a book cover for one of their romantic novellas, when next seeking an illustration of doggy devotion, could do worse than use a photograph of the Prime Minister at the meeting.

Mr Obama uttered a sentence. Mr Brown nodded. Mr Obama paused. Mr Brown froze, frowning. Mr Obama made a very slight joke. Mr Brown gassed himself, laughing for a good 30 seconds, eyelids fluttering like the wings of a soft-flapping Cabbage White.

That’s pathetic.

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