Rejoice! Media Finds Reason to Live Life Anew
Well, what a shock!
The lovestruck media has finally found a reason to get up in the morning:
Life is new.
The sun is shining again.
The seagulls awed.
Finally a man with character and integrity:
Happy days are here again!
Gloria in excelsis deo!
The round-the-clock Obama-mania continues.