Captain Hook Says Gay Nurse Is Violating His Human Rights
This terrorist is suddenly concerned about gays… He doesn’t want them wiping his bottom anymore.
For two years the nurse has been dressing him, washing him, cleaning his teeth, cutting his toenails, trimming his beard, applying ointment for his skin disorder…
And, wiping his bum.
…But, the guard is gay so Abu Mazan wants the nurse replaced.