ISIS Bans Heart-Shaped Balloons – They Look Too Much Like Breasts

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ISIS sex pigs can’t handle heart-shaped balloons

ISIS banned heart-shaped balloons in al-Raqqa. They look too much like women’s breasts.
The Mirror reported:

A farcical ISIS terrorist demanded a shopkeeper pop all the balloons in his shop – because they looked a little bit like breasts.

The bizarre incident took place in Raqqa, Syria, soon after Islamic State took the city as their ‘capital’ in 2014.

That’s according to ‘John’, a Syrian Christian, who was allowed to stay after the occupation because he paid jizya, a tax ISIS imposes on Christians in the lands it controls.

In an interview with World Watch Monitor , he said: “I remember a funny incident.

“A shopkeeper had a red balloon in the shape of a heart in his window. IS came in, screaming that this was a sin.

“The shopkeeper said it was just a balloon. The IS man insisted that this was sin because the shape could also be seen as a woman’s breasts. The shopkeeper had to pop the balloon.”

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