The Onion Makes Fun of Planned Parenthood With HILARIOUS RESULTS

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Every once in a while, The Onion goes after the left, usually with very funny results:

Defunded Planned Parenthood Reassures Supporters It Has Enough Fetus Cash To Keep Going

WASHINGTON—Following the announcement by Texas state officials to cut Medicaid funding for the nonprofit organization, Planned Parenthood president Cecile Richards assured supporters Tuesday that it has plenty of fetus cash to keep going for a while. “While the decision by Texas to eliminate taxpayer funding for Planned Parenthood is unfortunate, I want everyone to know that we have an ample supply of sweet baby-organ cabbage to continue providing our services,” said Richards, adding that the reproductive and maternal health organization had enough fetal-tissue scratch to keep the doors open for the foreseeable future. “Lawmakers remain determined to deny reproductive health care to women in need, and if not for our golden baby-parts goose, they well may have succeeded.

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Get ready to hear some whining from liberals about this.

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